ChiChi Greenblatt
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I'm a little ball of crazy and one fucked up rollercoaster ride. Married. #🟦
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It’s called Karma.
And it’s pronounced ‘Ha ha fuck you”.
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For months I’ve been age shamed for being a 54 year old who posts selfies. Here’s an unfiltered pic. It’s my FUCK YOU to them.
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I love this tweet!!! 🤣
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This 52 year old shouldn’t be posting selfies and yet here I am. 😁🤦🏻♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I’m 56 years old. Not hiding it. Not my best pic but frankly I don’t give a fuck. This is as real as it gets. 😉
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This is what an extremely tired 55 year old looks like. Happy Birthday to me. 🍾🎉🍺
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When you come busting thru like the Koolaid man!
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What do silly 51 year old women do? They post a silly pic wearing ponytails.
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Do men still make passes at women who wear glasses and no makeup? Probably not at my age.
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You know the weed’s good.
When you put your food in the microwave and enter your PIN number.
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They say sex is the best for of exercise.
Correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 3 months is gonna do much for your beer belly.
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Me unfiltered and I got my hair did. This is my last attempt at not looking like a crazy 52 year old. 😬
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This 53 year old has no business posting selfies but when you’re feeling good it’s like fuck it, send. 😂
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I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again. It’s all about the haircut
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If smoking marijuana causes short-term memory loss...
what does smoking marijuana do?
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A totally unfiltered pic. Not my birthday and yes this is what 54 looks like.
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I’m 53 and not wearing any makeup. And I feel naked.
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Is it still ok for a 55 year old to post her cleavage on Tuesday or nah?
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All I want is one fucking pic that doesn’t make me look like a crazy 52 year old.
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I think I clean up nicely. Hard to believe I’ll be 54 next month.😬
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This pic always makes the haters come out. But at least my cleavage has a face attached 🤣
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I could be posting pics of cleavage to get followers but nope! I do hope people enjoy this pic though.
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No filter cuz I’m proud of being 55. Hope everyone is having an AMAZING weekend! 💙💙💙🏈
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This 52 year should definitely not be taking selfies. The white wall in the background is proof. 🤦🏻♀️
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Me unfiltered is the sexiest pic I have. I know, I suck at sexy. 😘
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I’m gonna be 55 in June but I think my all time favorite pic will always be this one. An oldie and hopefully a goody. 💙💙💙
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If I haven’t pissed you off yet be patient.
I’ll get to you shortly.
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I’m not the most beautiful and this pic won’t get me the most likes, but at least y’all have seen me with and without makeup. So, who’s insecure now? 😂
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Got my hair did, yay! Yo haters, feel free to zoom in cuz this old broad is 100% unfiltered and ONLY wearing lipstick 💄.
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A BIG SHOUTOUT to all the men that follow women and don’t DM them.
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I don’t know why my haters hate this pic so much but they do. Just a regular chick posting a selfie.
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Some of you tried hard to beat down this 54 year old down. Here’s to showing you it didn’t work. Cheer!🥂
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My 1st selfie using my new phone. Well, this is what 54 looks like people.
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I guess this pic was just too much for my haters. Hey Karen! Let’s see you post your face for a change. 🤣
I could be posting pics of cleavage to get followers but nope! I do hope people enjoy this pic though.
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There are two types of women and I’m the one on the right. Both delicious however one of has a nice tuck. Just saying. 😬
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This is what my no makeup 55 year old ass looks like. This is me.
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People get all upset over filtered pics. Well this pic isn’t filtered. You can see the fine lines around my eyes. And I’m proud to be a 55 year old going on 56 in June.
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This is my sleepwear 😂. All I’m saying is I know I’m not sexy but I also know I’m fun.
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The best pic I’ve ever taken and I posted it last year due to a dare. Good times!
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And yes, I am posting a selfie because I have a full face of makeup on.
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Hi! I’m gonna be 55 in the next 3 months. Just reminding y’all 😂
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I will hug you so hard your butt plug will fly out.
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Not only does my haircut resemble this emoji 🤦🏻♀️👈🏼 but we’re both wearing the same blouse apparently. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Flashback Sunday cuz I’m too lazy to post a new pic.
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Looks like it’s time for me to post a pic.
Cuz the haters wanna say I’m 64.
Well then honey I’m the youngest 64 yr old to not look her age.
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For those who don’t believe I’m 52, that gray streak due to quarantining reveals the truth.
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There’s a reason why this pic got the response it did. It’s as if those trolls forgot that they’re the reason it got the likes and reposts it did. People’s memories are short. 😔
For months I’ve been age shamed for being a 54 year old who posts selfies. Here’s an unfiltered pic. It’s my FUCK YOU to them.
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What the fuck is it about alcohol that makes us feel pretty? Maybe I just got a get a grip and realize I’m about to be 53 years old.
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I’m proud to be 55. Pic is not filtered but I’m gonna get hate for it any way. Wishing everyone has an amazing day! 💙💙💙💙
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When you’re lazy and you know it you’ll post an old pic 🤣. On a serious note I truly do hope everyone is having an AMAZING day! 💙💙💙
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Once you’ve seen a pumpkin with a vagina, you just can’t unsee it. 😂
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Not giving a fuck never felt this good. Unfiltered and yeah, I’m gonna be 56 mutherfuckers!!! 🤣🤣
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What’s the matter boo, you can’t pull off this shade of lipstick. Here’s another pic, btw I’m 56 yrs old. I’d like my followers to now judge. Can I pull this shade of lipstick off?
@ChiChiGreenblat
Not everyone can get their hair, did like you, boo. So you go right ahead & keep on doing you...
Oh & that 💄 don't fit you
Maybe try some black instead
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I’m 56 years old and I still get dirty looks from other women.
I guess I still got it 💅🏼.
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I’m a simple woman. Wishing everyone a Happy Valentine’s Day!
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My morning pic. This is my worst. I’m 56 so give me a break. Oh! It
Is unfiltered .
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Today is NOT my birthday. I’m 56 and this pic is not filtered. What I’m most happy about is the imperfections in this pic cuz who the fuck really gives a fuck anymore? 🤣
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Unfiltered and it’s obvious. It’s not my birthday and yes, this is what 54 looks like.
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An old selfie but I’m buzzed and I could care less. 😂😂😂
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My morning pic. No makeup. No nothing other than me and my coffee cup.!
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