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#FantasyHockey
and all things hockey really. And some jokes. Former
#1
fantasy hockey podcaster and ultimate KKUPFL champ. always offering free advice
If divine intervention can take place and Teuvo Teravainen remembers he’s actually allowed to score points- if he progresses to the mean tonight with just 3 points,not even goals JUST points, then I’ll give $20 to one of my followers who likes this. We’re due for one of these eh?
Thinking about putting out some off-season content. Would anyone wanna hear some initial thoughts right after the fantasy season ends? Take a deep dive into all the final rankings everywhere and get thoughts on next year while it’s still fresh in our minds n’at
And yeah Stream Scheme is no longer affiliated with KK. Nothing against them all love, we’re just a free agent looking for a new platform. And also so if you talk shit to me I will not be afraid to now chirp you right back and tell ya your dumbass how dumb you are
Streamers for week of 16 Jan 2023-
E Rod, C/LW/RW, COL. 18%
Zucker, LW, PGH. 25%
Farabee, C/LW, PHI. 4%
Laughton C/LW, PHI. 19%
Kapanen, RW, PGH. 2%
Pinto C OTT. 6%
Hall LW BOS 57% (if he’s there obviously)
Martinez, D, VGK. 14%
Plz don’t just add any flyer. Only 2/5gp are light
Fantasy hockey is the best. Football is too random, baseball is too much, basketball not enough players. Remember what makes this game so great before you start screaming at your TV today for Tolvanen to take a friggin shot for once in his life cause you spent $3 FAB on him becau
Samsonov has been getting disrespected all year long, but no more! I say he pitches a shut out tonight! And when he does I’ll give one of my followers who likes this tweet $20!!
#LeafsForever
Alright, let’s see if we can get Liam and Toronto fans some help. If Matthews can get a hat trick tonight I’ll send one of my followers who likes this $20! Happy busy Thursday!
Also a sincere thank you from the bottom of my cold dead heart for everyone who still follows me. As a reward- a streamer! Next week is who knows! Trades, etc. BUT. Of all these teams with good light days scheds next week- MIN stands out. Give me 2% rostered 2nd line MarJo.
Also just to officially confirm for those wondering- we back. Talkin fantasy hockey, hockey gambling, and all things hockey every single day starting this season. Stay tuned
KKUPFL 1st round, 7th OA- Mitch Marner, RW, TOR
Others considered- Kaprizov/Ovie
Kuch/Makar went 5/6, and as long as he’s healthy Marner offers the safest floor. Kaprizov could fall back to ppg, and I could see Ovie only getting 70/75 pts. RW also the scarcest F position early
Weekend Streamer Changes-
Danault- easy win
Saad- loss. My bad w the jinx
Zucker- win w a goal on Saturday
Toews- win w 2 pts sat/sun
Domi- loss. Not enough.
Kurashev- easy win.
Tinordi- loss. Periphs fell off/no pts
9/12 for the week. Domination
we WILL be back with an episode drop today. Finally a week where at least I have SOME streaming angles (until they all get ruined by postponements. whatever. shut up.)
Can I offer you a new Stream Scheme in these trying times? Presented by
@keepingkarlsson
We are BACK baybay! And we're better than ever as we defy logic by getting rid of the shallow league streamer and giving you TRIPLE LUDICROUS STREAMERRRRSSSS!
Oh and as we kick off this season- thanks to all my new followers for getting us to 2k! Let it be known you’re all officially the cool kids for getting here before we debut on the main feed 😎
♫ it's the most, goalie-ful tiiime, of the yeearrrr ♫ ...
Smörgoåliesbord!!!!
In our annual tradition, we dissected, ranked and tiered 80(!!!) NHL goalies to prep you for your
#fantasyhockey
drafts! Listen!!
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And we’re off! For my 1st round KKUPFL pick 7th overall I went Jack Hughes BAYBAY! (Board went chalk in front- AM, pasta, rant). Not worried about missing out on RW, got a ton of sleepers there. Hughes has such a great shot floor and easily the best chance to maintain draft value
So thinkin about reviving the ol stream scheme, but perhaps mixing it up this year- daily shows covering not just fantasy but just hockey in general and also gambling as well
#FantasyHockey
player to watch tonight- Matt Coronato, RW, CGY. 6% rostered. L2 w Kadri but getting that sweet sweet PP1 time heading into the season. If it sticks into next week he’ll be a top streaming pick as CGY has the best schedule w 4 games/3 light days while avoiding sat
Stream scheme is coming, sorry for the wait I know I know. Next week I will make it up to you guys and gals by starting to try to get the show out on Saturday which I know is what tons of ppl have been asking for. We’ll get it done. But for now, wait just a liiiiil longer lol
Some streamers for the CHAMP WEEK-
Palmieri RW NYI 4%. Primo deploymento Dahn there on Long Island and Isles are one of only two teams who 4gp w/ 2 light days
Anthony DUUUUUUUCLAIR, RW, FLA. 12%. Panthers are the only other team w/ 4gp 2 light days. And he’s our friend so why not
New Stream Scheme out now! We’re hot as whip and we’ve got one of our biggest and best shows ever this week. One of our very best friends makes his triumphant return, O.G.’s know who it is!
7th pick- Valeri NICHUUUUSHKIN- LW/RW, COL. Should come as no surprise to long time listeners of the show that we’d scoop up the long time streamer turned 6 mil dollar a year superstar. 47 pts in 53 gp, nearly 3 shots a game. Should get top PP time. Our friend.
Also just want to say a HUGE shoutout to everyone who’s listened to our preseason content- I hope you win your league handily- our top 10 D delivers so hard everyone who doesn’t listen is missing out
Attn all podcasts- try not to use pronouns as much. All the time I hear a guy’s name mentioned once and then nothing but “he” and “him” the rest of the time, so if you missed it the first time you’re wondering who they’re talking about for the next 5 minutes
Streamers for next week starting 3/20- LARRRRRSSSSS ELLLLLAH
Raddysh
Maccelli
Malgin if you wanna just cover all your bases for the Avs this week streamer wise, risk/reward tho