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@MzNyonjo

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I make ££££ just so I can spend it on living life, wine, perfume and travelling....

*UG born & bred LDN buttered*
Joined January 2010
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
5 years
The most important trip you take in life is meeting people halfway
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@MzNyonjo
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@AliceOla_ Sis I hope u have ur receipt for the wig cos either post office or asos have to give u back ur cash.
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@MzNyonjo
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@ToniVerse The bills shouldn’t rise though. That’s enough rising. 😂😂😂😂
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@MzNyonjo
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7 months
@Blake_excel @LenValyrian Sorry this caps boohoo took me downnnnnnn. I would deffo collapse cos who??
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@MzNyonjo
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5 years
I just clocked Michael knows that nothing was wrong with him and Amber he just found someone he liked and now he is just making up excuses. Men are truly truly MAD. #Loveisalnd
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
5 years
@bobatl Bob please don’t do this. It’s too early
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@MzNyonjo
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5 years
Aging is a privilege denied to many. Hello 33
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@MzNyonjo
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2 years
@mxmsworld Kinda looks like his Ex so I’m sure he won’t mind
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@MzNyonjo
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3 months
@Oloni Unrequited love will have ur ass in therapy for life.
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@MzNyonjo
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1 month
@satorumaria Evian is the nastiest water ever !!!!
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
7 months
@BigPapiAytch @rahsh33m In the words of my 4 yr old nephew someone needs to “under arrest you” immediately!!!! 😂😂😂😂
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
9 months
Erinnya: Nanyonjo Najjombwe Ekika: Nyonyi Nnakinsige Akabbiro: Kkunguvvu. Nsibuka: Ndodo Mawokota
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@Bagandatweepsss
BAGANDA ON ŤWÌTTER
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Baganda Tweeps 💕💕 Mujje tumanyagane nga bazuukulu ba Kintu 💖 TUWE: Erinnya........... Ekika.............. Gy'osibuka......
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@MzNyonjo
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3 months
@mxmsworld Sis pleaseeeeee some of us are clocking 40 and have bad knees, also it depends on what type of night cos truly can’t kill myself.
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
2 years
@hellaugandans The flag 🇺🇬 The face 💁🏾‍♀️
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
4 months
@_agneeess Don’t play on the retainers thought even just wearing them night time only for atleast the first year. Ur teeth move as we get older
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
2 years
Good Friyayyyy morning!! I have woken up today and the first thing I thought about was the dilemma on #TheReceiptsPodcast cos I still can’t believe it’s true, about the guy his fiancé caught his mum breastfeeding the night before their wedding.
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
5 years
Stepped out looking like a snackkkk
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
5 years
Another rejected application. ALL the applications that I have filled out thus far I have not been successful but WE must MOVE! I know for sure that what is for me I will have
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
4 years
@brune11e He would have to enter the realm of soulmates, cos it’s not in this realm she will be his soul mate. Are men mad ?
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
4 years
@FacesByChan @OfficialSkribz But This time we can’t have picnics so it’s a real lock down.
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
6 months
@MrBenjaminB ThI fact ur eating biscuit this early in the day is the real problem sir!!
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@MzNyonjo
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1 month
@AliceOla_ I am hoping u get it back in time for ur bday but don’t let the post office fob u off they need to give u ur money. Complain complain complain.
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
2 years
@Oloni Sis atleast give us the podcast name if it has more than 1 host. I am here to help defund them
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
5 years
I would eat Ovie’s ass for free before I eat Donald Fucking Trump’s ass for any kind of money. Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk him #LaidBarePodcast
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
4 years
@ashindestad Beyoncé has it.
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
4 years
I really don’t like speaking on ppls relations Cos it’s none of my business but why dont Ryan see that every time Rachel sees his moving on that’s when she wants him back and then breaks up with him 2 months later. I get that 1st love thing but are you a yo-yo? #BlackInkCrewCHI
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
2 years
@DrCynthiaFayomi @Oloni Sis please guess in my inbox too. I want to know the repeat offender
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
5 years
@Ghanasfinestx Sissssss are you for us or against us ??
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
2 years
@tolly_t She said she feels for us sis 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
1 year
The sister should go jail too cos sorry ur brother was a nonce
@BTInsuranceCEO
💰The Insurance Don💰
1 year
Y’all know this show ended because they caught a government Official. Dude ended up committing suicide and his sister sued NBC so we no longer have this show
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@MzNyonjo
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3 months
@tennei @iamcieramonae Exactly what my brain did. As in Poland???? lol
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
5 years
Brush off the rugs sometimes
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@MzNyonjo
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5 years
@mcintosh_kim @MisBunmBastic It’s better than their Christmas tbf
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@MzNyonjo
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6 years
@LifeOfAls @ashindestad My mum thinks I’m on 18k. I don’t have the time
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
4 years
I Stan my sister ⁦ @Kemi_yondo ⁩! Please go and watch and see what holding the vision and trusting the process will do. Even with fear just do it.
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
6 years
@BeingUpile I didn’t get the job I went for but it also showed me that I am able to interview for higher bands cos the feedback I got was good about my interview
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
6 months
The teacher failing the student then looking for sympathy. 2024 please hurry up.
@buhle_matsha
Buhle
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I saw a post, but I didn't want to QT. You marry a virgin. It's been four years. You complain that she's bad at sex. You are the teacher, no? Let's start there.
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@MzNyonjo
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1 year
The way this would have escalated if this was me. Lol cos what exactly do u mean we are in the top floor with nobody around. Explain what exactly ur trying to say.
He needs to hold several tumps. People also need to stop going on these podcasts also because it must be a humiliation kink atp.
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@MzNyonjo
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6 years
So so so many ppl reposting to this tweet need to go back to school and take sex Ed classes. Cos at ur big ages a lot of u seem to think relationships are barriers to STI’s.
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OLONI BABY 💋
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Stop having raw sex with your boyfriend or girlfriend. Condoms weren’t made for one night stands alone.
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
6 years
Ugandans as ppl need to start demanding results from the government! If the rich, middle, and under privileged all sang from the same hymn book the government would have to show some results. Ppl need to stop acting like they are okay and these things don’t affect them.
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
4 years
It’s the skin for me
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
5 years
And on a whole other note!!!! Women are amazing, but black womennnnnn wowwwwwwwww👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 my sister in law laboured for 49 hrs with no painkillers and she was so graceful to the end. Wowwww
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
7 years
Ppl that have imaginary haters need to get their lives together. Ur not that important. We are too grown for this. Just drink ur water
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
3 months
@RjNotRajay Sis are u seeing the pearly gates ???
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
2 years
@_Nicksy She thinks she’s better than all of them and she’s pissed no one is clocking to ask her who her dad is
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
4 years
@LazarusKumi @VivSaintLaurent Only last borns would say this, Cos truly they are mad!!!
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
3 months
Anyway sha, y’all have fun. This was going to be my first DLT but I deffo will keep my £156 cos ur right home is free and I can catch Jaz somewhere else eventually.
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
6 years
Fuck right off. It’s cominggggggggggg home!!!!
@oldmanebro
the Old Man Ebro
6 years
Yo fuck England!!!
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
5 years
@_NOMICS Black men will like white women while putting down black women. Sis stated her preference without putting black men down.
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
2 months
Having ur opps mum twerking on camera is actually very very very wildddd
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@MzNyonjo
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2 years
This is really cute 🥰 and all but where is the album sir @ChronixxMusic
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
4 years
Sophie is mad mad so u want Nas to pick u ??? Please leave Nas out of it. #LoveIsland
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
2 years
Ari and Iza’s Aunty
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
1 year
Molly didn’t learn from our hood sis Tanya. She’s playing a dangerous gameeee #LoveIsland
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
5 years
I love how I’m Ugandan salons u asking for a style is for banter. They do what they want to do and that’s that
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
3 months
@Kaimandante @TheBaddestMitch Only that it ain’t new. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 well for Africans cos when we go home they call us innit innit crews
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
4 years
I have to agree witn Jaz on @blackgalslivin cos I really think Birkins look like market bags. U know the ones that aunties buy that match shoe and bag. Theses ones
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
8 months
Big brother have to punish Olivia and Halle they are deffo discussing votes #BigBrotherUK
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
1 year
Stepped out a likkle last night but today I am suffering like a mofo
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@MzNyonjo
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7 years
God is real!!! Can I just say that. He is real!
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
1 year
Cynthia u better rise up what is this ??? #loveisland
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
4 years
One thing about me, when I pick a shoe, I pick the shoeeeee!!!
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
3 years
@_Nicksy If I had ur face I would be outside tbh
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
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@gabrrriielle Gurrrtlllll I’m so glad it’s not just me
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
7 years
My mental strength and ability to adopt in most situations
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malanda.
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what do you like about you?
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
2 years
Don’t nobody want y’all broke asses babies
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
2 years
Done my part. My sis won’t go home cos of my lack of voting. #TALKSWITHASH
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
3 years
U can literally get negative lateral flow tests and the do a PCR and boom positive. If we like enjoyments we need to be responsible for ourselves and others. Go and test
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martha
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If you are sick, you need to do PCR and not lateral flow btw
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VeryBrownSukali
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@ahsek_
... 🦂
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Do y’all have nice smiles? Let me see a video or picture of you smiling 👀😁
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@MzNyonjo
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I have been applying for so many things over the last month or two and every single one has been a NO. I remember when I used to get these NO’s and I would be in tatters but now I just keep on applying knowing that what is mine will be mine. On to the next app I go.
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
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My sis got married and I looked cute
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
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@i_smishy @carter_elle_xo As he should. Don't the kids use the gas and electric ?
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
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I WILL never ever forgive them for backing conservatives in tripling uni fees. They can stay where the heck they are.
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VIRGOAT 🇩🇲🇯🇲
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Dyou know who’s really useless, Lib Dems. They could have really done something this election and where are they?
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
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This man then proceeds to say the woman should have had patience. If it’s not madness then it’s deffo CRACK
@MaadyBK67
MAADY
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I was honest with a woman & told her that we couldn’t have a relationship because I still had a lot of lust inside of me. She called me “Donell Jones” & blocked me smfh
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
6 years
@tolly_t Where do we sign up for this football? Also what team does he play for sis?
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
4 years
I feel cute today
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
2 years
Not my mum laughing at Deji picking Coco 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #LoveISland
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
1 year
Ash ur speaking from a place of anger and ur not going to accept whatever she says. You guys should leave this convo and have a talk without an audience. #TALKSWITHASHAFTERDARK
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
5 years
@deray @WhatsApp u think we won’t do u like we did snap chat ?? iMessage and msgs are there.
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
5 years
@herjoie I went for floss by the time I got to the till my bill was £50!
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
4 years
@mutoni_k U called 🇺🇬 babes.
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
4 years
Don’t think I’m shy Cos I’m quiet, I’m just plottin
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
3 years
@LazarusKumi They chat shit anyway cos when they come to London and the rain is beating on them as well as the cold they start chatting about London is a different type of cold
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
5 years
Simply we are here for love...
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
6 years
Man I feel like a pop star!!! #VixenEnergy
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
5 years
To do list: The Most ✅
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
4 years
@MrInfluencerUg @LoneChildMJB @EddiePages @Johnlaban256 @davidbujjadda @Evans_Stark_ @Urbanbouy01 @danielokech_ @WZahaa I was wearing this skirt and it kept riding up when I was walking. He shouted “ abanyankole mwatutama! Lekelo agisika, lwaki wayambade skirt yomwana yo” I hope that makes sense, but 1stly I’m muganda. 2ndly I don’t have kids. I have been scared of taxi guys since then
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
1 year
Whitney is actually Isaneeeeee did she just say this is a wig????? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #LoveIsland
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
3 years
Outside
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
2 years
And they only wanna be shouting updan when they have daughters. After u have traumatised us growing up, we are now being forced to see growth in them because they have daughters?
@briticoyemo
Yemisi Adegoke
2 years
Whenever old tweets from a certain demographic resurface, dark skinned Black woman in the UK already know what to expect. One day we'll discuss why degrading and mocking dark skinned Black girls/women is a rite of passage for you guys.
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
5 years
@ArtemisEmpress Literally how men in Uganda behave. It’s sooooo disgusting
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
2 years
Ekin su’s handler is in the wrong space cos around here 90% of us are EDL no one here has said anything but ride for our sis sha. #TALKSWITHASH
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
5 years
2019 I let go and let God. And I promise u my vision board 2/3 major things I wanted have been answered. I can’t be happier. I have felt a peace I haven’t felt since 2010. What a year it has been. I can only say GOD is amazing and he will never let u down.
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
3 years
For the 1st time in 2021 I looked half decent but stay at home cos it’s blitzzzz out there.
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
4 years
Braids. Natural hair. Wig
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@mxmsworld
martha
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Braids. Natural hair. Wig
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
5 years
I am hangingggg but going to drink some more to cure the hungover
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@MzNyonjo
VeryBrownSukali
2 years
@Aphrodisiaddic 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 maybe in America where u guys sue for air
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