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3 years
@Puff_Iya Some parents justify being unnecessarily rude to their children under the guise of "preparing them for the cold world" and it really needs to stop. I'm glad you dealt with that and got your mum to reflect on her actions.
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The key thing I love about #Sinners is that even with the racism etc, it was not traumatic in the slightest. Super grateful for that!
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4 years
@KLCHII Now it makes so much sense why babies cry once out of the womb. They are also in painšŸ˜”.
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2 years
Applied for a job earlier this week and received the rejection email today. Christmas Day!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣. What kind of wickedness is that?? LOOOOOOOOOOL!.
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@MzJojoB
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5 years
@ibz_i3 Why is his mum telling him to "be a man" and still take care of children that he found out are not his own? On top of that he is still a child himself!!!! He should only continue if he wants to. That advice is so wrong and toxic!!!!.
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4 years
@missLuluSimmons Listen to me and listen to me GOOD. Don't you EVER in your life fix your mouth say to such a thing ever again. A woman "not looking cute" is NO REASON for a man to cheat. Stop absolving men for their atrocious behaviour. STOP IT!!!.
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5 years
@banksjohan So because of small rice and chicken she has suddenly "earned the right" .
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4 years
@ArtandNonsense That narrative needs to be terminated. Teaching (mainly) girls that aggression/violence equates to a boy liking you is extremely problematic, abusive and toxic. Where the hell did that idea come from???!!.
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@MzJojoB
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3 years
Love Is Blind has definitely ran its course. The damage it's causing participants isn't worth it.
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Carine 🩶 Better than revenge og is free.
3 years
Jarrette and Iyanna divorced is finalized. And all I can say is 1/ Iyanna deserves the world 2/ Jarrette will answer for his crimes. #LoveIsBlind
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4 years
@timjhogan "Stu, it's 4 o'clock in the morning. What are you doing?". "Making hot chocolate". "Why?". "Because I've lost control of my life". What a scene 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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@MzJojoB
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4 years
@JenniferRoseNYC I've never understood why black hair dressers treat their own like this. If your hair is "too short" to braid they complain. If it's long/thick they charge extra and/or cut your hair without consent. Black women have it hard finding a good salons etc in the first place!.
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@MzJojoB
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4 years
Mate 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@MzJojoB
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2 years
@blkwatcher You can tell that Kenny did NOT let them rest!!! 🤣🤣🤣.
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@MzJojoB
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3 years
@terrill Men: Women with daddy issues are difficult to deal with. Also men: Women with a positive father's influence are difficult to deal with.
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4 years
@MattNavarra So they won't bring chronological posts back, the number one thing we keep asking for. The algorithm has been sabotaged so they can make money off of engagement & now this. Instagram keeps ruining what was once a good app. Its days are numbered now.
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@MzJojoB
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3 years
@ananyab_ šŸŽ¶Keep me burning til the break of daaaaaaaaay. *takes deep breathe*. Siiiiiiiiing Hosanna! Siiiiiiiing Hosanna! Siiiiiiiiing Hosanna to the King of Kings!. Siiiiiiiiing Hosanna! Siiiiiiiing Hosanna! Siiiiiiiiing Hosanna to the KiiiiiiiiiingšŸŽ¶.
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@MzJojoB
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4 years
@ehi__a Genuine question: how is a younger person asking an elder how they are doing being disrespectful?.
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2 years
@_TooUnderratedX This sends me everytime!🤣🤣🤣
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@MzJojoB
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4 years
@lifeofberns "Me too, I'm looking for aunty" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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3 years
@__adeola__ This isn't funny at all!. 1. This girl shouldn't be looking after her brother. She's a CHILD!. 2. This girl is distressed. Why is the mum laughing at her?. 3. Why was this recorded & uploaded on social media???.
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3 years
@toni_aa And have the audacity to be on Tik Tok aswell.
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@MzJojoB
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5 years
@overdramatique How on earth is anyone taking care of their physical health in the comfort of their own home equal to fatphobia? Are they forcing you to join them? . Also, consistent care of your physical health links to an improvement in mental health which is also very important.
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@MzJojoB
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4 years
@CapitalMoments Them: Don't have children if u can't afford them. Us: Ok. Them:
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4 years
@bjacobs14 He said
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@MzJojoB
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4 years
@AbsOnRetainer You chose violence. Love it 🤣🤣
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@MzJojoB
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4 years
@TheBaddestMitch I hope they remain friends so that in 15 years time they can take another pic like this. Oh my gosh! So cute! šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜.
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@MzJojoB
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6 years
@OgaSamuel This has got to be a joke???!! Plantain crisps has been around since 19 how long??!!.
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3 years
@ThattvGal97 Especially with it juxtaposed with the rioting scene. To this day, I still have no idea where they were going with that. It was really uncomfortable to watch.
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@MzJojoB
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4 years
@ennzzzz Searching for content on Prime video has you like this
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4 years
@thejemmar Ok but then if black women turned up to work with their hair in a natural state e.g. an afro apparently it's "unprofessional". This is a joke.
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3 years
@Habibakatsha That app has been on a self inflicted decline for a while. Utter shame.
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4 years
@ReneeArthurr "We're in lockdown yes you do have time". Who told you so? The assumption is rude and entitled especially with the accelerated amount of stress etc people are going through during this time.
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4 years
@plainzanee No, YOU stop it. A man doesn't get away with not being physically and emotionally present for his children just because he can provide for them financially. Money is the bare minimum. Why is that so difficult to understand?.
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5 years
@weeglo_xo Lil man is so cutešŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜. However, his facial expression looks like, "what the hell are they doing?". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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@MzJojoB
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3 years
Some churches need to do better in protecting their members. Taking pics/videos of them in vulnerable moments of prayer and/or deliverance & posting online (usually without consent) is just somehow to me.
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@MzJojoB
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3 years
Brandy's FIRST album dropped in 1994. BeyoncƩ and Alicia Keys were yet to exist. Guh siddung!!!.
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Mariah Carey, BeyoncĆ©, Alicia Keys… those are popular women. Brandy does not sit with them so stop bringing up moesha, it doesn’t hold any weight.
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3 years
@iamTroyHudson If you only want to cater to white and Chinese tourists, why the hell are you building a hotel in a nation full of black people? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@MzJojoB
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6 years
@LeauxFi This amazing. I know professional adult drummers who can't play with that level of control. Also, I applaud the rest of the band, adults, for showing humility by letting the young man have his moment to shine.
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@MzJojoB
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4 years
@Beezy2U THIS! Exactly this!!!!!
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@MzJojoB
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4 years
@GuessWho_Hoe @angelamavalla Apparently he messes up his hair on purpose.
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@MzJojoB
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5 years
Kelli's British accent was hilarious!!!!! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Then towards the end:. "What happened to your accent?". "Nigga, I'm from Philly!". #InsecureHBO
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4 years
@livingbyElle Did he win the second lawsuit though??!!!.
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4 years
@YallLuvCris The LA riots due to Rodney King's trial. The OJ Simpson case. Princess Diana's death and funeral. 2Pac & Biggie's death.
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@MzJojoB
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4 years
@JustAddGold Why did this song come to my mind? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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6 years
@9ineGemini At my big age? Sorry. Nope
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5 years
@stayfrea_ And there will be pauses between each name mentioned for a more dramatic effect
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5 years
@kanyindo @willtbh The amount of laughter those children provided me back then was incredible. I had tears running down my face. That moment was and still is pure gold! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚.
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1 year
@TasiasWord You said:
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5 years
@GoldieLOXZ Or how about the late friends learn to manage their time properly and stop putting the onus on those who do?. Even when a different time is presented the late ones catch on and still arrive late anyway. That is additional stress. We're all adults. Sheesh.
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2 years
@Lxnwabo Acquaintances have respected me enough to invite me to their wedding months in advance, as a guest. Your supposed best friend asked you to be their best man THREE DAYS before the wedding and you thought that was ok?!.
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@MzJojoB
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4 years
@NikiMemphis92 This is the worst! Like, ma'am you called me for an interview due to liking what you saw from my CV and cover letter. There is nothing else to discuss. Is you gonna hire me or not???!!!
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4 years
@aishtb But then these are the same people who want to "go to Africa one day and find their royal roots". Sick of it.
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3 years
@isaperezxx Exactly. And what stopped him from marrying a black woman?
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@t0nit0ne This is the type of employer that will have an applicant go through a 10 stage interview process for a 20k job.
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2 years
@jiggyjayy2 He used his son as a prop to gain sympathy and it failed.
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@TrishNovacane This is a genius idea!!!!
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3 years
@vctrknda Your face is modelling material. Absolutely perfect!!!!!.
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@MzJojoB
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6 years
@876gavin A DOLLY???!!!
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2 years
@theashrb That long ass walk from Victoria train station to the coach station!!!!!!!.
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3 years
@FriendEden100 Parents are actually signing NDAs for their children to attend an unaccredited school?!
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4 years
@TMZ Yes, Meghan CAN'T because she is heavily pregnant. Why not include that in the headline?!.
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@NILES100 That episode is amusing yet very eye opening.
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4 years
@korejay So he's advising u to choose chaos? Please don't listen, my brother 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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4 years
The fact you believe that one person can't be all this (and more) proves that the bar is far too low.
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You want someone good in bed, financially stable, a good person, actually attractive, emotionally available, fun to be around, only wants you. and you want all this in one person?!?!.
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2 years
What is a Gospel track that you believe is created perfectly?.
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4 years
@jessica_esquire This instantly came to mind
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@GbemiOkunlola You did an excellent job!!!!!
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5 years
@4M4TH13U Insecure back April 12th
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4 years
Katt doesn't even need to show up. He's won already.
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@ShaqMitchell The culture needs this roast battle šŸ˜‚
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3 years
@kvdzii From henceforth, I shall be quoting "shower of shenanigans" for no damn reason
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1 year
@EllaDecember No it's not selling your soul but the general point is this:.It's now not enough just interacting with colleagues while working. Spending lunchbreak alone to decompress etc is frowned upon & God forbid if u don't attend every after work social.
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6 years
@LateefSaka We laugh but I think it is incredibly sad that such parents don't respect their child's wish to have a small wedding. Not everyone wants to do Bella Naija. Me? I just want my very nearest and dearest in attendance. No unnecessary entourage šŸ˜‚.
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@nicekicks I'm so happy that their children get to see this wonderful display of love, maturity and respect. Such a blessing!.
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3 years
@survivalbymusic Right? Our home/family is supposed to be our safe space where we escape the madness we encounter outside!!! Or am I missing something????
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5 years
@flyChy I watched all three clips and I'm like what in the entire hell?!
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@tatianam75 No-one is ignoring the work of activists regarding HIV/AIDS. However, as a black woman I agree with the question. Having sex is a choice whiles having periods isn't. Majority of women still can't afford menstrual products. The rest of the world should learn from Scotland.
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4 years
@AkachiPriscilla You have articulated my predicament perfectly😭😭😭😭.
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6 years
@DavijuanDean_ What was she supposed to do? Say yes to appease his ego? He asked in a public space so will get a response in a public space. Stop with this foolishness.
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4 years
@foreverimbetter Hold on. it takes six weeks, minimum, to heal. What's going on here?!.
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5 years
@express1ve Honestly, this is the best analysis regarding the situation.
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@PCMag Self cleaning underwear?! You lot will do ANYTHING but actually shower.
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3 years
@oliviazao It's amazing how in this day & age, women still have to choose between their careers and having children because there's still very little support in place for us. In so called first world nations. But if we say we don't want children we're terrible people. It's mad!.
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3 years
@lizzo Tyson Beckford still looking great!. 1996 2022
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@aChildOf2Worlds That's IF they are allowed to express their feelings at all. .
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4 years
@_RickSmoove I don't even know why that channel is called MTV anymore. It's focus on music stopped years ago. They just need to rebrand as a reality tv station and done.
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@FirstGentleman The florist as we speak:
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@CaptainVirgilx I'm not gonna bother reading the article. The headline is enough. This is beyond wickedness!.
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@theashrb Exactly what I said. Teachers don't get the respect they deserve and that needs to change immediately.
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@rudyjuly2 If you are a teacher, I feel extremely sorry for your students. That is all I will say.
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@beetaylora So I must purposefully starve and make myself look like I waste money for what?. If a man expects me to abide by such a foolish "rule" then we have no business going on a date
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@DaniellaaDawnn Your dad is a real one!!!!.
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@Miss_Snuffy As a headteacher, this is an awful approach. I feel sorry for every single student who attends your school.
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@haleydaso Even if the pay did match, no one person should be required to do all of that. You'll constantly be burnt out.
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@IAmKyleSkies This is still sickening to watch. Louis and Tulisia were so mean to Misha! . I respect Gary for not joining in with those two.
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4 years
You had to be therešŸ˜
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@KEY9481 This part was excellent! 🤣🤣🤣.
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@mjtfreeze @LewisLace Fam, don't bother with him. His name "Mr White Black Ass" says it all.
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@Trimud3hemAa It's not by force for a bride to wear bridal makeup on her wedding day. She requested a service, paid for it and you delivered it so what is the problem? Go sit down.
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