The North Farce
@MuzzMuzzington
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I'd be a very smart person, if only I could stop doing dumb things. Sh!tpost aficionado This is just like, my opinion, man. None of this is investment advice
Washington, DC
Joined June 2014
90% of conservative conspiracy thinking just inevitably loops back around to finding the concept of pooled communal support to be utterly alien because the closest thing conservatives have to a community is a shared list of grievances that they don’t even agree on
🚨 BREAKING: The “No-Go-Zone” in Minneapolis is getting fully stocked like a pop-up leftist supply depot, free hand warmers, winter gear, coffee, food, milk, you name it. This is PROFESSIONAL-grade logistics. Someone is BANKROLLING this autonomous zone. https://t.co/CN3enk81XP
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Moderna’s CEO said the company doesn’t plan to invest in new late-stage vaccine trials because of growing opposition to immunizations from US officials
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Right to bear arms but if you do then 6 retarded high school dropouts will shoot you dead
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pov: you’re watching the boomers give themselves another handout
America’s seniors will see a new $6,000 bonus exemption as a part of the Working Families Tax Cut. That’s $93 billion in tax cuts for seniors all over the country.
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Feels inevitably ironic I am gonna end up stuck in Mexico cause this weather this weekend…..
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*SATAN REFUSES OFFER TO BE ON TRUMP'S GAZA BOARD OF PEACE; 'I'M EVIL, BUT NOT THAT EVIL.' - FOX.
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What kind of weird 1940’s haunted orphanage was this filmed in?
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Alaska 2’s get better and more consistent scoring chances than the #AllCaps PP
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You couldn’t pay me enough money to work at a gun range open to the public
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Operation Dessert Storm
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you do not hate Congress enough
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Girl math.
JUST IN: Marco Rubio says the U.S. saved $50 million from last night's operation since they no longer have to pay the $50 million reward for Maduro's capture.
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Please join me in counting down the Top Five Catturd posts of 2025 5. @catturd2, after declaring that fiber is “for losers,” is hospitalized in January with a bowel blockage
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what the fuck is my country’s politics bro
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US Instant Mashed Potatoes Stuffed with enough BHA and BHT preservatives to give the product an expiration date of absolutely never, the EU decided to outright ban the product, depriving Europeans from what is otherwise a cheap and convenient way to encourage hairloss.
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this chart is so funny I thought it was a parody account
U.S. Treasuries are having their best year since 2020, and the investors who had confidence and faith in President Trump’s economic policies have been richly rewarded. Never bet against @POTUS or America! 🇺🇸
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