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He/Haw/Xi Reichsbank President 1908-1923 Uncategorizable. Tweets are solely for my own amusement. "My way of joking is to tell the truth." - G.B. Shaw

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Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator.
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I have two main issues: 1. The military-industrial complex Eisenhower warned us about in 1961, and, related to that, 2. The Big Bank crime wave and associated kleptocracy... plus all the politicians, institutions, think tanks, economists, media fanboys etc. who support #1 & #2 .
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Possibly the greatest video ever.
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What a time to be alive.
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PENTAGON SAYS IT IS REVIEWING OPTIONS OVER CHINESE SPY BALLOON, MAY INVADE IRAQ IN RESPONSE - CNN
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Here's the clip. This is epic.
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Guess which one's the economist.
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Cramer just got a margin call on live TV.
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GATES SAYS HE WAS UNAWARE OF EPSTEIN'S ACTIVITIES BECAUSE HE USED THE BING SEARCH ENGINE - CNBC
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Have a nice weekend, amigos.
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Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator.
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Never let a crisis go to waste.
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Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator.
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It seems silly now, but in 1912 some nuts thought the Fed would become an all-powerful Wall Street/Bank/Gov't cartel. http://t.co/rFjCf4KElx
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I guess I'm back! Thanks to whoever helped revive me. Going kayaking. I'll catch up with y'all later.
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If economists designed bathrooms...
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Why does Nordstrom need pipelines? Makes no sense.
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BREAKING: JEFFREY EPSTEIN'S BODY INADVERTENTLY CREMATED; ASHES SCATTERED AT SEA BEFORE CORONER ARRIVES IN WACKY JAILHOUSE MIXUP - BBG
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I think I may prefer a deep-fake world.
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Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator.
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Who really runs Canada? @JustinTrudeau "We penetrate the cabinets. Yesterday I was at a reception for Prime Minister Trudeau, and I know that half of this cabinet or even more than half are actually our young global leaders of the World Economic Forum."
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Please boycott @Starbucks
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HEALTH NEWS: When you get the coronavirus, the official CDC recommendation to treat a runny nose, sore throat, cough, and fever is to lower the rate hedge funds can borrow at from 1.5% to 0%, and increase Treasury purchases to $200 billion per month.
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@paulkrugman People have to survive on price levels, not rate of change. Are you really this cruel, or are you just messing around?
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*PFIZER NOW RECOMMENDS HOURLY BOOSTERS; 'LEAVE THE NEEDLE IN' - CNBC
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I hope I did this right.
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Would you say that being the primary U.S. large bank regulator, and then leaving that role and accepting $7.2 million in just 2 years from those same banks in "speaking fees," is corrupt?
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Secretary Janet Yellen
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All corrupt acts take resources from citizens, undermine public trust and — ultimately — threaten the progress of those who fight for democracy. @PowerUSAID and I agree that, to uphold democracy, U.S. agencies must root out corruption at home and abroad.
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BREAKING: Nike will release new 'Joe Stalin" sneakers following offensive 'Betsy Ross Flag' debacle $NKE
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Did I do this right?
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@paulkrugman Oh, gee, why would a higher cost of living hurt poor people? I'm a clueless highly-paid & tenured econ PhD with several massive COLA pensions who will forever be just fine thank you very much.
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Klaus Schwab's opening comments at the latest #WEF thing were quite revealing. #Davos #Davos2022 #DavosAgenda @WEF
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World Cup Update
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I'm coming for you wankers. @WEF
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Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator.
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If you're feeling sad, just watch this over and over again until 4pm EST.
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I'm going to make this easy on you.
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Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator.
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I've noticed that people worth over $100 million don't generally worry about the cost of living.
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zerohedge
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Powell Tells Senate He's "Not Concerned" With Rising Cost Of Living
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Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator.
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Think about how absurd this is. Our cost of living not rising faster than it already is is "one of the major challenges of our time." Screw you, Jerome. @federalreserve
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Bloomberg Economics
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Low inflation is "one of the major challenges of our time," Fed's Powell says
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Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator.
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Our media in a nutshell.
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I'm gonna make this easy on you...
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Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator.
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@realDonaldTrump An honest, thorough investigation of the Epstein saga would likely take down a big chunk of the GOP & Democratic leadership & donor class, as well as a lot of powerful billionaires, politicians, celebrities & academics. This is exactly what America needs. Purge the amoral elite.
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Modern-Day Renaissance Painting
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Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator.
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You: My rent just went up 20%. Econ PhD: No. Rental inflation around here is running at 20%, so adjusted-for-inflation, your rent hasn't gone up at all. You: Econ PhD: Did you hear me? You: What the hell is wrong with you? Econ PhD: Probably the 20 years of college.
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Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator.
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The Federal Reserve has carefully thought out how they will unwind their $4.25 trillion balance sheet.
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Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator.
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You: How much is this thing I need? Cashier: It's $20. You: But last year it was $15? Cashier: Yes, but now it's cheaper because it's better. You: But it's not cheaper. It's 33% more. It's $20. Cashier: No, it's 50% better and $20. You: What? Cashier: Do you have an econ PhD sir?
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Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator.
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Sheryl Sandberg (billionaire), Hank Paulson (probably a billionaire), Bob Rubin (9-figures) and Tim Geithner (multi-millionaire) laugh about income inequality back in 2015.
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Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator.
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"Labor Economist" Janet Yellen sees a shovel for the first time in her life. @SecYellen
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Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator.
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Twitter hates this account because it's too prophetic.
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Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator.
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"The evil of aristocracy is not that it necessarily leads to the infliction of bad things or the suffering of sad ones; the evil of aristocracy is that it places everything in the hands of a class of people who can always inflict what they can never suffer." - Chesterton
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Been working on my meme game
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Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator.
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I'm American. I've been lied to about Vietnam, Iraq, Libya, Afghanistan and many other "wars" by the media, military, & politicians. And these all involved U.S. soldiers. So why would I automatically believe anything I'm told about wars that don't (yet) involve U.S. troops?
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Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator.
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STOP WATCHING CABLE NEWS. IT IS MAKING YOU ALL INSANE.
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Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator.
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Special welcome to my newest followers
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*BIDEN HAS REQUESTED PELOSI TO REMAIN IN CONGRESS AS HEAD OF TRADING - CNBC
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Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator.
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Why isn't Ghislaine Maxwell's trial televised?
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Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator.
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BIDEN ADMINISTRATION CHANGES DEFINITION OF 'RECESSION' TO 'A PERIOD OF REDUCED ECONOMIC ACTIVITY WHEN THE OTHER PARTY IS IN CHARGE' - NYT
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Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator.
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Congressman Ron Paul and Citadel-Intern Ben Bernanke in 2010...
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Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator.
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I am unsuspended by the Twitter at this minute. Sincere thanks to all the wonderful people here who stood up for me, in particular my well-connected friend of the show @AdamSinger . I will comment further soon. Godspeed. Rudy
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@MikeBloomberg You lost me at "As President"
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Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator.
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Netflix has also removed the 2000 Mel Gibson film, "The Patriot," after the British government complained that the Revolutionary War action film violated The U.K.'s Treason Act 1351. @netflix
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Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator.
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A fave: The Fed As Drug Dealer. "I like to say that we injected cocaine and heroin into the system, and now we're maintaining it on Ritalin. How's that? [LAUGHTER]" - former Dallas Federal Reserve President Richard "Dick" Fisher (now at Barclays)
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Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator.
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I know a kid who does this while holding his breath, but this is next-level. You could hold a gun to my head and give me 14 days and I wouldn't be able to solve this. People's brains are wired differently.
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Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator.
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This photo was taken in 1512 by Michelangelo.
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Batman gets it. #Transitory
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Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator.
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Over half of US mortgages originated in 2020 or later. The Fed - which held $0 of MBS in 2008 - held almost $1.4 Trillion in March 2020, then DOUBLED their MBS holdings by April 2022. This was a criminal distortion of the housing market. The @federalreserve STILL holds $2.6T.
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Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator.
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I know this can never happen again, but - just for the kids - the Nasdaq Composite fell 78% from 2000-2002. Many stocks did worse, and countless stocks went to money heaven ("survivor bias"). It took around 15 years for the index to return to the 2000 highs. Just file this…
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Good morning.
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Economist cat.
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J.C. PENNEY TO ALLOW EMPLOYEES TO WORK FROM HOME PERMANENTLY - CNBC
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Burn this image into your brain.
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Have a nice weekend, amigos.
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Attention young people: Today I made my own avocado toast, saving $5. If I did this every day for 2,920,548 years, I'd have as much money as Citigroup's 2008 bonus pool.
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BIDEN ORDERS RAINBOW FLAG DECALS ATTACHED TO ALL U.S. MISSILES - RTRS
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YOU: My cost of living is way up PHD: Isn't that great?! Y: Huh? P: What's your credit card debt? Y: $20K P: With 5% inflation, that $20k will only seem like $19k! Y: But I still owe $20k, plus interest, & my income didn't go up. P: You should work at the Fed. We do great.
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Can't wait to hand out brussels sprouts tonight
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Bernanke 2008: Inflation is a tax, and it's too high. When Bernanke said this, "core CPI" (their BLS number) was running at 2.246% YOY. @OversightDems @COVIDOversight
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I hope I did this right.
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"Never fall in love too much with a hot dog." - Ray Dalio
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JUST IN - Germany's ruling coalition has agreed to issue banknotes with a face value of €120,000,000,000,000 Reichsmarks as part of a new "inflation relief" package. - DW
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What about all bribes over $50k?
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Yellen defends IRS rule requiring banks to report all transactions over $600
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FED'S POWELL: CERTAIN JOBS CAN BE DONE ANYWHERE, FOR EXAMPLE MY JOB IS NOW DONE MOSTLY AT BLACKROCK - CSPAN
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@OversightDems @COVIDOversight Pimco Intern Ben Bernanke in December 2010: "We will not allow inflation to rise above 2% or less...We could raise interest rates in 15 minutes if we had to."
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The beauty of MY infrastructure plan is that, as we build the infrastructure, we'll actually create demand for additional infrastructure spending... (1/3,771)
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Not supposed to do this but here's a clip from the FOMC meeting in progress...
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OK, because it's Friday, here's 43 seconds of free metal
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Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator.
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It almost seems as if those in the media and government want liberals and conservatives (whatever those terms mean now), black and white, rural and urban, old and young, etc. people to fight with each other, to distract us from the real threat, a few sucking up all the wealth.
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"The Dog Metaverse"
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Glad to hear that inflation is cooling.
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QE is economic stimulus. Inflation is growth. Debt is wealth. War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.
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Dude, you fly around on a private jet.
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Chamath Palihapitiya
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There are only two priorities: Inequality + Climate Change
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POWELL: HIGHER INFLATION TO HELP AVERAGE AMERICANS BY MAKING THEM APPRECIATE THINGS MORE
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POWELL SAYS FED CONSIDERING BECOMING HERBALIFE DISTRIBUTOR, RECRUITING OTHER CENTRAL BANKS - WSJ
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Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator.
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It turns out that "Occupy Wall Street" actually refers to ex and future central bankers.
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Not yet. Soon. Go away.
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OMG, I can't believe my question got on the air. @federalreserve @PrincetonBCF @Princeton @MarkusEconomist
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Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator.
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Hey @business @cnbc , the next time you do an interview with one of these folks, say Larry Summers, ask about Epstein
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Ok, this should get me banned: Open everything up. People who are immune compromised (including elderly) should be vaxxed & N95 masked. No vax mandates. Masks optional. I'm vaxxed. I'm no doctor, but we have to stop being terrified of living. Block me if you hate this.
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Kinda feels like a Friday
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Why do I rail against the Fed and other Central Banks? Because they are turning the masses towards extremism by their inequality-boosting policies.
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Hope I did this right.
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You guys heard about the Fed's "soft landing"?
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Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator.
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What does it mean? Maybe it means the @federalreserve 's ZIRP & QE policies made houses unaffordable for most people, except hedge fund managers, foreign money launderers, desperate well-off yield-seekers, Blackstone, and overpaid Fed staffers.
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