Starting to feel like my two main purposes in life are to convince people that COVID is real and that they should keep watching “Schitt’s Creek” beyond the first season.

RT @GianmarcoSoresi: I’m now a single issue voter.

RT @emilykmay: there's nothing as humbling as having to coerce your 3yo into eating already kid-friendly foods, like i'm negotiating for hi….

RT @Annie_Wu_22: this Kate Middleton situation has fr got me feeling like a flat earther

RT @verysmallriver: the kate middleton drama is perfect for those of us who would like to sound insane to their coworkers in meetings today.

I’ll never forget my first Thanksgiving with my in-laws when I opened the can and tried to scoop the cranberry sauce into a bowl. My father in law screamed from the other room.

RT @MariaDeCotis: I’m deceased

Happy Rex Manning Day to all those who celebrate 🕺🏼✨.

RT @adamgreattweet: “I wish you well”

RT @DaveHolmes: Another common pattern in many of these shootings is the use of guns.

I will die on this hill.

Angela Lansbury was an absolute icon 💔

RT @DavidToons_: Chris sounds like Linda from Bob's Burgers, so as an animator: this had to be done.

RT @cityofarvada: Three playgrounds are going to be renovated as part of the City's "Taking Lasting Care" program: McIlvoy, Creekside, and….

RT @joshgondelman: Maine feels like it’s constantly on the border of a farmers market and a militia. The whole vibe is: “You can pry these….

RT @LouisPeitzman: Ordered free at-home COVID tests from the USPS last week, and they arrived very quickly. Turns out I was eligible for an….

RT @caitiedelaney: Every day I move closer to my destiny of fixing up a rundown farmhouse in rural Vermont and never speaking out loud ever….

RT @CrappyFumes: I wonder if this has anything to do with the CDC telling everyone they can stop masking and shortening isolation times and….

RT @MeidasTouch: Why is the NRA banning guns at their event this Friday if more guns make us safer?.

Mental health struggles are not confined to our borders. America is the only place in the *entire world* that experiences mass shootings on a regular basis and that’s because too many people value their right to guns more than the lives of their friends, neighbors, and family.