Michael Button
@Michaelknife1
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Pragmatic centrist in the streets, Bronze Age homo nationalist in the sheets. 1st place for fiction Passage Prize 3. 'Satisfyingly macabre'
Kent, England
Joined April 2021
Leonard Cohen has like 8 certified stone-cold perfect bangers and then the rest of his back catalogue is so annoying... this is the kind of free speech the Labour government wants to BAN
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my thoughts when chatting to someone new on Grindr:
Bottom. Lots of bottomy signs
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interesting, this is how I look at people who store eggs in the fridge
Eggs watching the rest of the fridge from their special tray.
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purity spiralling over Reform defections? is this the best way you can help save our country?
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So catchy I only had to watch once to greet my husband with a full-throated rendition upon his return from the winter morning dog walk... our love grows deeper by the day...
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Oh. Haha. Was it really me who said that? Well, we were all young once. But there comes a time in life when one has to get serious.
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Stewart doesn't get away with it because he's posh, (ex-) Prince Andrew's posh too. He gets away with it because he has ruthlessly monetised ideological disloyalty and dupes the chattering classes into thinking the right is just a gruelling wine tasting tour away from conversion.
✍️ 'Fans of The Rest is Politics believe the social status of political opinions matters more than accordance with observable reality' | Writes Stephen Daisley Read the full comment piece at the link below 👇 https://t.co/ZyVi7hQdUp
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She was a deviant one A lesbian
Ever wondered what kind of poetry the father in Viz's "Modern Parents" would have written? Follow Robin Ince on Instagram if so.
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If you spent 3 minutes in Hatfield you'd hate it too
Canadian here who moved to the UK a few years ago, why do you all hate some random town 5 miles over from yours? I've asked and nobody seems to have an answer that isn't some form of calling them all incestous, posh, or a shithole.
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Misleading statistics were deliberately released early in order to spook the markets and close off a political course of action; one which might have led us from the malaise we've ended up in.
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Some rando weather app on my phone is calling current conditions a 'Wintry Mix' - you're mistaking yourself for Spotify dearheart, back in your box
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BBC Radio 6 descending to previously-unplumbed nadirs of Paddingtonian mawkishness with their David Bowie Forever day... 'let's explore the influence of Bowie on Kendrick Lamar'... I'd rather we didn't!!
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Don't threaten me with a good time !!
Farage wants to bring Trump’s death squads to the streets of Britain. Together, we will stop him. https://t.co/o8UBPVNidD
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being frugal and puritanical IS my version of Christmas
i love how in january it gets colder and deeper into winter but anything warm and festive like mulled wine or christmas markets is banned and instead you’re encouraged to be as frugal and puritanical as possible until the sun rises again in march
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If I was writing this, I would devote a whole episode to that ass pic
Breaking: Channel 5 is to air “The Downfall of Huw Edwards,” a two part drama starring Martin Clunes as Huw Edwards. It follows the downfall of the disgraced former BBC News presenter.
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My dream job
Fun fact: "computer" used to be a job title. Companies and governments hired armies of people to do basic math, spreadsheets by hand, etc.
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Oh was the lead character unlikable? Did you find them hard to root for? Well, you’re no prize yourself, I’ll say that much!
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