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Mess Phillips🌹Minister for Laboriousness

@MessPhillips

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Laborious Parody. People’s Commissar for Chavstock, Brum. Comrade/comrade’s. Truth to Shower. Chair of Parliamentary All Party Karen Group. Not Jess Phillips.

25,000 doorsteps, Birmingham.
Joined December 2019
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@intel_lady
Intel Lady
4 months
As many in the UK are crossing their fingers for Jess Phillips resignation, our Jess is determined to continue on her hero's journey of safeguarding women & girls, heading up the Grooming Gang inquiry. But the far right adjacent are not making it easy for her
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@MessPhillips
Mess Phillips🌹Minister for Laboriousness
4 months
My whole political life has been dedicated to standing up for women and yet I get criticised for seeking to exclude known groupings of women abusers from our investigations into grooming gangs. It’s only to protect women from having to be exposed to them again at trial. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@MessPhillips
Mess Phillips🌹Minister for Laboriousness
9 months
Muslims need to be protected from these sort of verbal attacks.
@realMaalouf
Dr. Maalouf ‏
9 months
UK: In Birmingham, a British man dared to criticize Islam and said it’s not a peaceful religion. His car was set on fire, his house was completely vandalized, and he had to go into hiding. He will probably never be able to live in his home again.
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@MessPhillips
Mess Phillips🌹Minister for Laboriousness
9 months
Worried about Sir Keir. He no longer looks at my chest when we meet. He’s changed.
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@MessPhillips
Mess Phillips🌹Minister for Laboriousness
10 months
My announcement of the cessation of investigations into five grooming gangs had nothing at all to do with pressure from my constituents and my commitment to the protection of vulnerable women (including myself) remains paramount, inshallah.
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@MessPhillips
Mess Phillips🌹Minister for Laboriousness
1 year
This bab’s not folding. The sisters are standing in solidarity with me.
@jadeblueLDN
Jade Blue
1 year
What on earth is going on with this ridiculous nonsense about Jess Phillips? She's absolutely brilliant - an icon and a fierce advocate who genuinely fights for what’s right. @jessphillips has been a real source of strength for me personally throughout my justice journey, making
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@JeremyCordite
Shrodingers Borderline Normal
1 year
Are we the baddies now?
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@MessPhillips
Mess Phillips🌹Minister for Laboriousness
1 year
Yes, we do know what combs and hairbrushes are, we just don’t see why we should use them to lower ourselves to the bigoted standards demanded by misogynists.
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@Peter88902568
PAW (Peter)
1 year
"Reckon we won't be doing anything about Jess Phillips or the r*pe gangs mate." "Too right mate. Not about Farage, is it mate?" "Good call mate." "Are we the baddies mate?"
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@MessPhillips
Mess Phillips🌹Minister for Laboriousness
1 year
It’s all lies just to get at our Keir.
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@MessPhillips
Mess Phillips🌹Minister for Laboriousness
1 year
This is misogyny, pure and simple. He’s threatened by a strong, independent woman who can think for herself.
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@MessPhillips
Mess Phillips🌹Minister for Laboriousness
1 year
This shouldn’t be allowed to be said in public, for the sake of diversity.
@RealDonKeith
Don Keith
1 year
250,000 young British white girls have been r@ped in the last 25 years by largely Muslim men‽@TRobinsonNewEra
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@MessPhillips
Mess Phillips🌹Minister for Laboriousness
1 year
If anyone’s going to prison, it’s Musk and his Far-Right orange friend.
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@MessPhillips
Mess Phillips🌹Minister for Laboriousness
1 year
If Musk wants to take on a strong, independent woman, I’ve only got one piece of advice for him. Crack on!
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@MessPhillips
Mess Phillips🌹Minister for Laboriousness
1 year
He’s just a misogynist, picking on me because I’m a woman who campaigns for other women. Every year in Parliament I read out the names of women who’ve been the victims of domestic violence. But when it comes to hate rape crimes, we need to be careful not to lose our voter base.
@LeeHarris
Lee Harris
1 year
🚨Elon Musk just said Jess Phillips deserves to be in prison. He's got a point.
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@MessPhillips
Mess Phillips🌹Minister for Laboriousness
1 year
This is just Tory Posh Boy antics. I’m a good girl, I am. If I had a printer I’d be able to keep on top of my parliamentary work I would. I could have done it but I had to go to the Halaldressers on that day to get my hair sorted. Not that men would understand, the misogynists.
@LeeHarris
Lee Harris
1 year
Breaking🚨: For the THIRD time in almost 3 years, Labour MP Jess Phillips has been placed under investigation by Parliament's standards watchdog for failing to register an interest on time. She simply isn't fit to be an MP.
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@MessPhillips
Mess Phillips🌹Minister for Laboriousness
2 years
Oatcake wiv Cabanossi Tikka Masala is my fav food. There. Have I covered all me voters, yet?
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@MessPhillips
Mess Phillips🌹Minister for Laboriousness
2 years
Palestine can never be free until Britain is free of the Far-Right.
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@GPrime85
George Alexopoulos
2 years
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@MessPhillips
Mess Phillips🌹Minister for Laboriousness
2 years
Comrades! It is not enough that the hated capitalist-imperialist plutocrat @elonmusk has been criticised for interfering in British politics. All UK X traffic must now be scrutinised via the Marx 1000 AI to make sure that no Far-Right content is available to the proletariat.
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