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Once stopped by the police for carrying a chicken and I'm not even black. Not woke. Not PC. Starmer and Rayner partied while people died. Comedian and Actor.
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Happy Ramadan to all my muslim followers.
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On the left:
MPs debate UK borders.
On the right:
MPs debate Gaza's borders.
They don't care about you.
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Kay Burley tests positive for hypocrisy.
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The left's new heroes are:
Gary Neville, millionaire landlord
Hugh Grant, millionaire actor
Marcus Rashford, millionaire ball kicker
Up the workers.
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Nurses on £34,000 a year are going on strike so that pensioners on £9,000 a year don t get treatment.
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Islamic woman has been handed TWO council houses and she's complaining.
What are your thoughts?
A homeless family-of-eight have been cruelly separated
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Netanyahu has called for a ceasefire in London, a release of the hostage in Batley and Spen and an end to the industrial rape of white girls.
MPs are considering arresting Tommy Robinson in response.
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Today I hear that the Conservatives will prosecute SAS servicemen for war crimes and build a war memorial to muslims.
No. Fucking. Words.
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Why is the UK currently orange?
We're all wearing coats.
44.8C in Andujar, Spain looks like Monday's highest temperature in Europe, with many other spots exceeding 40C. Some places could get even hotter over the next few days, with very warm nights offering little relief.
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🚨BREAKING:
Laura Kuenssberg has tested positive for being a liar.
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Philip Schofield wins London Marathon after a gruelling 10 yard dash.
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You can tear down statues, set fire to flags, march in military uniform, but if you boo some crybaby millionaires in shorts then the woke mob will come after you.
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🚨BREAKING:
BBC announce Idris Elba is to play Jimmy Savile in new mini series.
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Can anybody tell me why we should take refugees from Sudan?
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Ash Sarker blaming a woman for being punched.
Let that sink in for a minute.
The woman was punched because she was wearing a union jack hat - in England.
@UKHomosexual
The same weirdo that told a female journalist that she deserved to be violently attacked for wearing a Union Jack hat in London!
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Imagine voting SNP because you don't want to be ruled by Westminster and you end up being ruled by Islam instead. 😂
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So Khan claims he's Pakistani not British?
Why is he allowed to stand for election?
London Mayor Sadiq Khan cries and plays the victim: "Racists attack me because I am Muslim and Pakistani!" What do you think?
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What, in your opinion, makes Labour unelectable?
I'll start with this.
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Care4Calais female
boss had sex with young male migrant.
Imagine for a moment if it was a male charity boss having sex with female migrants.
The charity would be shut down immediately.
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Labour MPs.
This lot could be in charge next year.
Be afraid.
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Funny how France has forgiven Germany for invading them but not forgiven the UK for rescuing them.
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Imagine the change in the earth's temperature when Britain achieves net zero.
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Filmed while The Queen was dying of bone cancer.
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MPs are calling for more protection.
I disagree, I think they should be made to live in the society they're creating, like the rest of us have to.
A list of MPs who wanted to stop deportation flights. The alkaline corrosive is on their hands.
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The EU's Merkel destroyed Europe by importing the dregs of the world.
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🚨 BBC announce Idris Elba is to play Miss Marple.
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After rumours circulate that Susan Hall has won London, Sadiq Khan orders more postal votes from Pakistan.
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Why are people defending Diane Abbott?
Diane Abbott refuses to say she 'regrets' calling for IRA to defeat British state.
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🚨Abdul Latest:
Met Police decide to lure Abdul with a sexy goat tied up near his last known location.
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If the BBC's not biased why is it only left wingers defending it?
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Femi's tested positive for wetting the bed.
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Santa asked my son aged 5, what he wanted for Christmas, “I want Boris to be given credit for standing up to SAGE. I want an end to the 99 gender nonsense. I want controlled immigration & criminals to get tougher sentences.” The whole grotto cheered and sang Land of Hope & Glory.
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People keep saying we can't afford the Pension Triple Lock.
OK but here are some more things we can't afford.
Net Zero
Immigration
Foreign Aid
Policing the world's conflicts
The NHS treating the world
Free schooling for the world
Keeping 3rd worlders in prison
Cut them first.
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If we have a civil war I'm glad I'll be on the opposite side to Femi, Owen Jones and Jedward.
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Starmer is patriotic. Just not to Britain.
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"Angela Rayner wasn't there (Oh turns out she was)"
"The hotel didn't serve food (Oh turns out it did)"
"The rules were different in Durham (Oh they weren't)"
OK I lied a lot but I'm Labour so I fully expect the press to cover for me."
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Claiming the EU are good neighbours is like claiming Fred West was good at patios.
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1. British beach in July
2. British beach in July according to the BBC, Sky, GB News, ITV, Channel 4
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If Braverman doesn't do something about this we'll know the politicians have accepted sharia law.
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Last week Starmer went after Carrie.
This week it's Rishi's wife.
For someone who doesn't know what a woman is he sure likes to bully them.
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🚨 BREAKING:
Laura Kuenssberg tests positive for making stuff up.
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Rumours that Laura Kuenssberg is leaving the BBC to train as a journalist.
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Just booked a dinghy from Calais for 7am tomorrow.
Arriving illegally is the only way I can get a face to face GP appointment.
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Shocking footage as insulate britain protester is carried to the job centre.
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Why hasn't Hunt cut the foreign aid budget or the 4 star hotel bill for illegals?
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Priti unveils her new border security barrier.
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Senior Tory* contacts me to say that ten Tories pretended they were going to defect yesterday and they let Wakeford go first. Just to get rid of him.
*Unnamed source.
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Turns out Christian Wokeford (sic) has been in discussion with Starmer for 4 months. So it's nothing to do with partygate.
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I see a lot of journalists are not willing to condemn Kay Burley and her posse of superspreaders. Says a lot about journalists.
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So Rishi is backed by whips. The same whips who started the trouble for Boris. The same whips office who gave us the Pincher scandal.
I'm sure it's not a coincidence.
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Next year's cream egg ad looks a bit edgy.
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If the BBC isn't biased can any of them name just one presenter, comedian or actor who supports the Tories?
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"Hi is that Mr Bashir? I need some documents mocking up to back up Dom's lies yesterday. The public aren't buying it."
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The leaving party held at No. 10 while Boris was 50 miles away was for James Slack, who left to become the Sun's deputy editor.
The Sun is one of Boris's biggest critics over partygate.
See how it works yet.
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Why is it always what they want?
Never what they can offer.
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Remember when Klinger dressed as a woman to prove he was insane?
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🚨 BREAKING:
Femi threatens to withdraw his digital piano music from Spotify unless Brexit is reversed.
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Tory MP William Hague buys mansion in 12 acres of land. He says we need mass migration.
So he'll never see the detrimental effects on neighbourhoods.
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Has rapist apologist Abbott resigned yet?
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Just joined the golf club. It's the only way I can get to see my GP.
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I think Matt Hancock deserves credit for early ordering 350 million vaccine doses. He's made all the other countries look foolish, especially th EU.
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BBC. Rules during a war.
1. Accept everything Russia says.
2. Question everything the UK government says.
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Angela Rayner's mate.
Another council house taken from somebdy who might need it.
Labour MP 'submitted fraudulent housing claims,' court hears via
@MailOnline
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It's never kissed a human by the look of it.
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🚨BREAKING:
Femi's tested negative for success.
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Kuenssberg and Cummings married in secret at the weekend.
An unnamed source told me.
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Keir Starmer promises thst misgendering someone will be an aggravated hate crime for which you will end up in jail.
Never Labour.
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The BBC is axing its panel shows.
People are fed up with far left comedians doing jokes about brexit.
via
@spectator
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Wow.
20 thousand likes!
Proof that bacon brings people together.
Peace be upon it.
Happy Ramadan to all my muslim followers.
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Dear
@Conservatives
1. Sort out illegal immigration (We don't want any)
2. Sort out law and order (We want some)
3. Stop foreign aid and use the money on British people
4. No net zero until the infrastructure is ready
= Landslide.
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There's a simple way to test new converts.
Make them eat a bacon sandwich a day for three months and draw pictures of Mohammed.
If they fail, deport them.
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Afghan interpreter raped 14 year old girl.
I'm fed up of young girls
being treated as collateral damage on the alter of multiculturalism.
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Boris has managed to get 3 important Bills through.
1. Nationality & Borders Bill (inc Rwanda)
2. Elections Bill (inc photo voter ID)
3. Police, Crime, Sentencing and Courts Bill (No eco loons blocking roads etc)
No other Conservative leader would have had the guts.
#BackBoris
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It's time to end Blair's devolution experiment.
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Sneak peek at the new John Lewis Christmas ad.
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Angela Rayner received £234,410 in donations in 2020.
Ask yourself what favours they'll want in return?
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Femi keeps going on about white privilege he appears to forget they only have him on the TV because he's black.
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I've found Keir Starmer's porn collection.
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Fun Fact.
Gaza is the same size as London but with fewer Hamas supporters.
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If you work in the public sector you can now have 28 days off sick on full pay before you have to provide a doctor's note.
Surpris surprise there's a lot of people "self isolating".
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Imagine the outrage if Boris had a private helicopter with his face painted on it like eco warrior Sturgeon.
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Delusional.
Tony Blair defends opening the door to mass migration and says it had a very positive impact on Britain.
via
@MailOnline
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Labour Party kneel for George Floyd.
Whoever you vote for, don't let it be Labour.
Ever.
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