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What she doesn't know about absolutely nothing, ain't worth knowing! Satirist. https://t.co/s3oejwoFue

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@intel_lady
Intel Lady
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With all the drama for Us Labours last wk with our Rachel's malfunction in PMQs & MPs splintering off to create a new party, we needed something good to focus on. Thankfully, our Sir Sadiq is going on a fully costed trip to Africa which will defo help London!
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@intel_lady
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This is genuinely like something I would produce. You would be forgiven for assuming it's satire. The colours, the music, the tone. One can only imagine it's the same group of people responsible for all their other brilliant decisions thus far. .
@Keir_Starmer
Keir Starmer
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Britain’s best days lie ahead.
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@intel_lady
Intel Lady
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If it wasn't a very important person's milestone birthday I would be there! The show of all shows!.
@tonyiommi
Tony Iommi
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See you all very soon 🤘. #BackToTheBeginning
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@intel_lady
Intel Lady
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What a dramatic week for Us Labours! Our Keir sprung into action on Thurs & trotted out a complete factory reset Rachel Reeves to give the public & the stock market reassurance. Ang joins newly knighted our Sir Sadiq to discuss it all!
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@intel_lady
Intel Lady
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See you all later! 9:15pm. .
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@intel_lady
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Fans of 'Our Sir Sadiq'! New T-shirt out now from his 'I Lez, They Lez, We all Lez 4 ULEZ' podcast. All proceeds go towards plugging our Rachel's black hole.
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@intel_lady
Intel Lady
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Following yesterday's coverage of our Rachel in PMQs, the PM took immediate action, made a statement & got on the phone to Lord Alli who quickly flew in a team of top Hollywood stylists overnight who transformed her with the best Us Labours glow up to date!
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@intel_lady
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Rachel Reeves had a difficult day & true to form, the Far Right Adjacent media were all over the footage from PMQs, spreading total misinformation like our Rachel was having a Menty B (that's Gen Z speak for Mental Breakdown). Fuming!
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@intel_lady
Intel Lady
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Just scrambling to get it finished. Hopefully will have something for you at 9:30pm. .
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@intel_lady
Intel Lady
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Rachel Reeves, under great pressure finally comes clean about the contents of her CV:
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@intel_lady
Intel Lady
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Never been more jealous of a seal.
@AMAZlNGNATURE
Nature is Amazing ☘️
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Oh, hi
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@intel_lady
Intel Lady
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Anushka is like soooo confused about all the hate & complaints towards this year's Glastonbury Festival. It was so full of love, tolerance, kindness & respect. Typical Far Right Adjacent ple-people not being cultured enough to understand edgy music & art! 🙄
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@intel_lady
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Anushka is living her best life right now as she enjoys the last few hrs of the most famous music festival full of down to earth, totes real peeps who just want to spread love & make music. Glastonbury 2025 is Life!
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@intel_lady
Intel Lady
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Great news! Anushka is having an amaze time at Glasto & has made a special vlog of her experiences so far. Hopefully I will be able to share it with you all later. .
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@intel_lady
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It was an absolute treat to watch the wonderful 'By Royal Appointment' last night. A beautifully written & performed piece of theatre with a cast of supremely talented actors. A great evening, topped off with finally getting to meet the lovely @DreyfusJames!.
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@intel_lady
Intel Lady
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The BBC had a busy wk broadcasting lots of super wealthy champagne socialists clapping along & chanting incitement to violence in a field surrounded by a 13ft fence & security. All that after dealing with complaints about what Martine said on air last wknd!
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@intel_lady
Intel Lady
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From Wednesday -It was the 2nd wk in a row for our Ang taking PMQs as the PM was at the NATO summit & the Tory revolving door produced yet another Johny-come-lately to ask questions for her to deflect. She even managed another swipe at the member for Clacton!
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@intel_lady
Intel Lady
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Now adding Welfare Reforms to the ever growing U-Turns List! .The Party of Change indeed.
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@intel_lady
Intel Lady
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Us Labours are collecting U-Turn tokens like the seabed of the Channel is collecting foreign passports. So I thought I'd trot this one out again to celebrate yet another U-turn. Work & Pensions Secretary Liz Kendall reads a bedtime story on CBeebies!
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@intel_lady
Intel Lady
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In a world where you could be beaten to death or hung in Iran for not covering your hair or sold as sex slaves in Iraqi markets, or married off age 9 in Afghanistan. Be thankful you didn't have to suffer the trauma of having your fee fees hurt by an Author.
@Gaynotqueer1
Gay Not Queer
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Activists protest Waterstones by carrying coffin into store and holding 'funeral for the Harry Potter franchise.'.June 2025
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