Want to know what really happened? As a Windows Developer, I've put together an explanation of the CrowdStrike IT outage. It covers kernel mode, the driver, how it happened and how to fix it! If you find it interesting please share it!

"Where am I?" "You're in a room." #Knightmare

the room next door - Nadine Dorries Resigns

https://t.co/aUF3FZMMRF

I did a google image search for men next to potholes and put them all in a montage.

“This goes off today” “Put it in the freezer then” “Okay” And they never saw it again

Thank you @RussiaUN for your letter dated March 16. Please see our suggested edits below. #StandWithUkraine #RespectTheCharter

Sad to hear about the death of Sir Clive Sinclair today. His ZX Spectrum computers helped shape my childhood, teach me programming and put me on the path to the career that I'm still in over 30 years later.

SPOILER ALERT: Many of you have messaged to ask if #Vigil is filmed onboard HMS Sinky and if submarines really are that big! we can confirm that it is filmed onboard HMS Sinky and have attached a handy "Visitors Guide to HMS Sinky" that will help you through tonights episode

Great day spent with the brilliant @gmpolice and @CI_KBuggy demonstrating the @AVRT_Training system. Always nice to get such great feedback on the system #AVRTisLive #policetraining

Epic marketing by Sony (and at a location near to a Microsoft store too). Well played Sony, well played 👏🏻

UK road trip complete. 1,100 miles, 6 days, 5 stunning national parks. South Downs, Brecon Beacons, Snowdonia, Lake District, North Yorkshire Moors. Different times, different trips. #roadtrip #vwcamper

Also @virginmedia it’s interesting that your call centres are open if you choose the option for new customer but closed if you choose existing customer... 🤔

What a joke @virginmedia You end my phone service as I’m unable to exchange sim, yet I still have to give 30 days notice to cancel contract. Worse, you can’t even start 30 day notice without first sending me another sim to activate. Poor CS experience and a ridiculous situation.

Whatever your views are on the current state of play in the UK, be thankful we don’t have this guy steering the ship. Just when I think his credibility couldn’t get any lower.

Now that the panic buying seems to be calming a little, the last few weeks has taught me that the UK has a lot of hand sanitising egg lovers with the squits and a streak of selfishness. Who’d have thought it.

Reminder to always keep up to date with the important goat news twitter thread. You’re welcome.

I was bored.

Be aware of scum trying to cash in on the #COVIDー19 pandemic. Fake @WHO email from a .ru address asking for bitcoin donations. I want to say it’s unbelievable behaviour, but sadly these days, it really isn’t.

Other than washing your hands, the next most important tip is not to watch any 24-hour news channels. If we'd had Sky News in WW2, we'd have surrendered in 1940.