Darren Dutton
@Darren_Dutton
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Former fertilised egg now semi-functional living organism. Not posting here much now, find me on Facebook and I’m @darrendutton on IG & TikTok.
Joined January 2009
I did a google image search for people annoyed that their bins hadn't been collected and put them all in a montage.
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Special shout out to people who like diminished chords 👍🏻
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Now with music... as requested by @TheTVGrump
BREAKING: Gavin Newsom just destroyed the Republican myth on crime. The highest, most densest crime ridden areas are Republican led. This is how you win back the narrative.
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Thanks for summarising, ChatGPT
Woman paid £3k after police laugh at her sex toys
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Ten years since the first episode of “Big Field” got let out into the world.
See the World's first Eco-Friendly comedy "BIG FIELD" made from recycled records, tapes and TV shows & stuff off eBay http://t.co/onh3xaPCdv
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Completely off her face
BBC Strictly Come Dancing 'police called in' after drug allegations probe https://t.co/pFUmuO3KHO
https://t.co/pFUmuO3KHO
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The BBC hacked the new series to pieces https://t.co/DCjl82E7c8
MasterChef returns after Wallace and Torode sacked
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I have some distressing news for the Lord Mayor of Birmingham.
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Send me your Alan establishments
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Looking forward to catching these shows at #Edfringe25 ! Including @marksilcox @TheGigglemug @johnshuttlewrth @robinboot and I'm sure @AndyCSP will be keeping a heavenly eye on @iancoppinger et al. #edfringe Are you there?
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Your porn name is ALAN followed by a term related to hairdressing
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Thanks to everyone who correctly pointed out that my name is also alliterative and so it seems I have sealed my own impending death 👍🏼
Ozzy Osbourne then Hulk Hogan, two celebrities with alliterative names. All eyes now on Gary Glitter.
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Ozzy Osbourne then Hulk Hogan, two celebrities with alliterative names. All eyes now on Gary Glitter.
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Just seen a preview of the new MasterChef series. It's really short.
Unseen MasterChef series will be broadcast, BBC confirms
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I had a go at stand up! More gigs forthcoming! (No idea if any of my followers actually exist anymore though…)
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