Matt Folmar
@MattFolmar
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Navy veteran. Lived underwater.
Alabama, USA
Joined April 2012
The texts between Conan, Will Arnett, and Jason Bateman are hilarious. Conan lost both of his parents and somehow joking about Bateman killing them is so dark and yet such a sweet way to help a friend grieve.
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You got enough jams in there brother god damn
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As Charlie Morton starts today: You can trace back to 1942 through just four #Braves pitchers. Morton was teammates with Tom Glavine in 2008, who was briefly teammates with Phil Niekro in 1987, who was teammates with Warren Spahn in 1964, who debuted for Boston on April 19, 1942
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then explain how i'm married to the game
đ»đŠ BREAKING â Pope Leo XIV says, "Marriage is only possible between a man and a woman"
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the internet truly teaches me something new everyday
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âYou feel that lasso, bitch? this shits gonna force you to tell the truth white boy.â
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The way they taking history outta everything ain't gone be shit in that museum but a Confederate general and saber toothed tiger.
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ORC KENDRICK: I craft my blade i try to slay mistakes i made. you aint been underground like me. you aint laid out of sin like me. Green skin, dollar tint, dick long, money spent {Soulful beat switch} These caves dont hold secrets.. ELF DRAKE: How I always lose U in these woods
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Name your favorite quote by a celebrity.
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JD Vance every week in a resurfaced interview clip
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That sounds Dope⊠F John Wayne.
@FINALLEVEL Woke means tearing down my John Wayne statues and forcing me to erect a Spider-Man fountain that sprays gay beer on my lawn that turns it into astroturf.
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I do not post political stuff anymore, but as a former football player, I have to speak out. All coaches are coach. Coordinators are coach. Position coaches are coach. I didn't call the guy who taught me how to pass block "Assistant Coach Cooke."
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Trump: Virtually 100% of the net job creation in the last year has gone to migrants In fact I've heard substantially more and actually beyond that number 100%. Itâs a much higher number than that but the government has not caught up with that yet.
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"He's probably thinking about other women" Whole time this is the only video running in my mind
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insane aura 51-yr old Yusuf Dikec of Turkey shows up to the Olympics for shooting without special lenses⊠without ear protection⊠hand in his pocket & both eyes open⊠and casually takes home a silver medal
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We lost this for NFTâs
There will be no more Mario & Sonic Olympic games. The Olympics canceled the partnership in favor of esports and NFTs (Source: https://t.co/xekQ2A6Eps)
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House GOP leaders urge members: Stop making race comments about Harris
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âIf I play a song to Ringo, I donât need to say to him, âI want it to go like thisâ, I just play it and he joins in... he just gets his sticks and he just does it and it sounds just like Ringo and he can hold the rock steady all day long.â George Happyđ Birthday
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