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Writer. Progressive. UNC alum. More affable than rumor would have it. Buckle up, Fucklehead. Portland,ME.
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Heh. Someone moving to Maine from a warm climate just posted on Reddit and asked if they really need a winter coat.
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"I now call on the United States Congress to ban assault rifles." - Rep. Jared Golden
Thank you,
@RepGolden
. Wasn't expecting this.
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This video is GOLD. The part where she says she wants to punch Whatshisface out makes me love her beyond all words. Well done, Alexandra Pelosi.
After she peels open a Slim Jim with her teeth, Nancy Pelosi tells Mike Pence not to tell anybody where he is so he can stay safe. Amazing footage by her daughter Alexandra Pelosi
#NeverForgetJanuary6th
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Rewatching
#TheKidsInTheHall
because one must never pass up an opportunity to peep at
@DaveSFoley
's junk. Also, I want
#AmazonPrime
to make more of these. They're fuckin' funny.
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Can someone explain to me how I’m living in a world where an alleged Dem is spouting M
@GAisms
in public?
I've always held the opinion that working class Mainers shouldn't foot the bill for someone else's choices. Once again, radical leftist elites prove they don't understand Maine.
#mepolitics
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I don't want to say
#Maine
is a small state or anything, but I turned on the news at 7:30 and a Twitter buddy of mine who's a professor was being interviewed about gun crimes, and now a guy I went to grad school with is on talking about the mental health effects of all this.
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It's so great that
@EricIdle
spoke up and validated Sarah's experience. To have all that residual trauma and then be told you were never actually in danger is so dehumanizing. Women are told "it's all in your head" all the time, and that's shameful.
Sarah Polley: ‘It took me years to see how responsible Terry Gilliam was for my terror’
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Gorgeous shot of one of my favorite little towns in Maine.
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Please tell me he's not planning to spend more time in Maine.
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@9_tellthetruth
@kattenbarge
Makes me wonder if he was gunning for more child support and she said no.
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It absolutely 100% sucks that my mother is in the hospital but I cannot say enough about the professionals at Maine Med. To have really demanding jobs and then give that much more to be kind and compassionate...A+.
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My lil city has a Valentine’s Day bandit who covers everything with hearts and whoever you are, thank you.
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Haaa! Portland Head Light filled with Allen's Coffee Brandy. I insist that every tourist go home with this. Never been prouder of my state.
#Maine
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Maine Girls Rock.
Early and strong candidate for Top Cabin of 2024. We are pro knotty pine and pro rule of law as is
@shennabellows
. 10/10
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For the Not Everything Sucks file: just found out that Maine Health is using the former Greyhound station on Congress St as a food pantry twice a week. They've been helping over 150 people/day and all the food offered is nutritious.
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Paul Lepage - survived homelessness! And now works to make sure every struggling person in Maine gets a hard kick in the crotch from his expensive loafers!
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Don't mess with Mainers. We don't like being told what to do.
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AI-generated image of the average Mainer (via Reddit). Gotta admit, it's exactly what I look like by February.
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The crazies lose another round in Maine.
SAD 51 board votes to keep ‘Gender Queer’ at Greely High School library
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Oh look! There's this weird yellow light outside. I haven't seen it in so long I can't be sure what it is.
#Maine
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Heh heh.
Maine secretary of state says Trump ineligible to appear on 2024 ballot
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I just singlehandedly put a duvet cover on my new comforter and if I don't get a MacArthur Fellowship next year, the judging's not fair.
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Someone who cleans beer lines for a living just told me you should never, ever order draft beer. Places almost never clean the beer lines appropriately and they're full of bacteria and goo. Just thought I'd ruin beer for others, too. You're welcome.
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As a Mainer and therefore a constituent, I'd find it helpful to see a response from
@SenatorCollins
about the new TFG indictment. But her account hasn't tweeted since...April? Am I looking at the wrong account?
@collinswatch
@https
://twitter.com/SenatorCollins
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Go back to New Jersey, garbage monsters.
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Dumbest story ever reaches dumb end.
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@clhubes
I just heard my old college is like that now. A kid barfing in their dorm room with the stomach flu has to go to class because they'll be graded down if they can't provide an immediate doctor's note.
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Seriously, if you're dumb enough to buy something that looks like this from a guy who's working his ass off to show us exactly how much of a N*zi he is, best of luck to you.
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Rich chucklefucks from out of state ruining things oughta be our state motto at this point.
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Apparently Rep. Jared Golden will be on
@newscentermaine
at 6:00 to talk about the terrible, traumatizing day this has been for Maine. Yup, same guy who used the below image in a campaign ad.
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5'4" of snarling Axe and energy drink.
Sen. Markwayne Mullin (R-OK) challenges Teamsters leader Sean O’Brien to a physical fight, standing up midway through a Senate HELP Committee hearing.
Chair Bernie Sanders (I-VT) repeatedly attempts to break them up: “You’re a United States senator.”
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My childhood in a single image. Imagine taking your driving test in this hog. In a snowstorm.
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OH GOD, Hallowell. I love that little town. (📷: Robert F. Bukaty/AP)
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Because those verdant college towns are real war zones.
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Awww! RIP, Kevin.
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@damienechols
@disarmingfilms
I was thinking about your book last night when Adnan got out. I remember how you described being overwhelmed by all the lights, etc. when you were released. Hope Adnan has a nice soft place to reintegrate.
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Just heard a really weird bird call I hadn't heard before and my nerdy bird app says it was this motherfucker. Who knew we had these in Maine?
#merlin
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Judging from all I'm hearing, we're getting either a crippling snowstorm the likes of which we've never seen or 1"-3" turning to rain in the afternoon.
#Maine
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Got the new COVID jab today. I’ll let you all know if I sprout antlers or anything.
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I bought a flashlight so we should be fine.
City Urges Residents to Prepare for Potential Impacts from Hurricane Lee -
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@iamharaldur
They launch ridiculous culture wars to draw attention away from the things they're doing and victimize already oppressed minorities. It's evil.
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Mainer moment: it's blowin' like stink out there. Plug yer shit into the chargers.
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OMG! Unreasonably excited about this. (Thanks for the tip,
@News_Fred
). You've been holding out on us,
@EricIdle
!
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@MAGAThassell
@AoDespair
@TheSteveHolzer
Ma'am, you are in a cult. Please pull your head out of YouTube, F0x News, and Facebook and deprogram yourself. Any family members not in your cult might be able to help. Good luck.
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Sweartogod, if Jared Golden votes for Steve Scalise I will finally lose what's left of my mind.
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Dammit! Pizza Joint is closing April 14. This brings the list of terrible things happening on my birthday to: 1) Titanic hits the iceberg, 2) Abe Lincoln gets shot, and 3) this.
#PortlandME
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This takes some real courage. Respect.
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When you're a white guy in a state with murderously inadequate gun laws, half the people you know can warn the cops you're going to do a mass shooting and still no one stops you.
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Today I get to figure out how you deal with the loss of someone you had a falling-out with that never got resolved. Feeling full-on "I hope you're at peace" and "But I'm still waiting for my apology" simultaneously. It's weird and itchy, like a rash.
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Want.
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Portland's
#NextDoor
dot com is like 88% Peaks Island people. Can't they just open a window and yell to each other?
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Fannntastic. USA! USA!
856 guns seized from Maine home; Felon sentenced by judge
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Hey, Mainers, fun fact: there's a full ice rink under that light, fluffy snow. Sober up before you head out there.
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Saw a PA at Intermed today and she was amazing. Spent a lot of time, ordered a million tests, called me later for a lengthy discussion about the results. Looked up her bio and she was a doctor in Russia.
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Heh. Buh-bye, Nazi. Maine rejected you.
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Mom's nurse today is an old buddy of mine. Weird coincidence in this big old hospital. That makes me feel better.
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Dave Dostie captured this (so we didn’t have to). Greenville, ME.
#TotalSolarEclipse2024
#totality
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At a long meeting, being told to “ideate”. Kill me now.
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According to the weather graphics I've seen, Portland will be getting anywhere from 1"- 37" of snow over the next few days.
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