Dave Foley
@DaveSFoley
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I am selectively famous.I don’t respect your beliefs.Also,I don’t respect my beliefs. Podcast, Really?!. with Tom and Dave now available.
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It’s out! My amazingly talented daughter, Alina Foley’s,new single Death March.
@Alinafooley
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I feel for
@realDonaldTrump
. I’ve done shows in a half empty venue. It doesn’t feel good. You have to dig deep and remember why you’re there: to spread hatred and lies.
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THE SHOW YOUR GRANDPARENTS WOULDN’T LET YOUR PARENTS WATCH IS BACK!
Filming has begun on The Kids in the Hall’s 8-episode Amazon Original series in Toronto. Below is photographic proof that we can still occupy the same physical space.
#wereback
#kidsinthehall
@PrimeVideoCA
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This is what happens to the boyish at 59. I’m not complaining, just chronicling. Thanks to all for the happy birthday wishes.
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Well no way out of it now. In fact, we are already busy writing our uniquely horrible brand of sketch comedy. 'Kids in the Hall' Revived at Amazon
#kidsinthehall
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Dear
@OnlyMurdersHulu
I am currently available to play the younger brother of either Steve Martin or Martin Short. The choice is yours.
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Heading out with my daughter Alina to see Elvis Costello at the Greek with Nick Lowe. I look old but I swear I’m still the 17 year old who just raced home from the mall with a copy of My Aim Is True.
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Sitting in O’Hare in Chicago. About to board flight to Toronto to start production of
@KITHOnline
reboot for Amazon after a pandemic pause of 1yr. Wish us luck.
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Last night we wrapped shooting on 8 episodes of new Kids In The Hall sketches. I hope you all like them or are at least polite about them like decent human beings.
@KITHOnline
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This moment is my most cherished with Betty. It was a surprise birthday celebration with everyone working on Hot In Cleveland. I have no words to describe my feelings and admiration for this incredible woman.This day had to come but when you were with her it seemed impossible.
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I’ve spent the entire afternoon watching and reposting clips of Joe Flaherty. It’s strange to be made so sad while laughing so much. Thanks for stopping by the planet Joe.
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NewsRadio was the best sitcom of the 1990s - Vox
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I’m so saddened by Matt’s death. My love goes out to his family, friends, colleagues and fans.
Matthew Perry, known for playing Chandler Bing on the hit NBC sitcom “Friends,” has died. He was 54.
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Here’s a picture of me pretending to be old and actually being old.
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Very sad to hear Paul Reubens died. I was a big fan and I was fortunate enough to hang out with him occasionally over the years. Always kind, charming and funny. His creation, Pee Wee Herman, made life brighter and sillier for us all.
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#TheKidsInTheHall
first five seasons are now streaming on
@PrimeVideo
. I did something I haven’t done in over 25yrs. I watched the some episodes. Startled by how many sketches I have totally forgotten. Season six is coming soon.
@KITHOnline
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I can’t overstate my excitement about being in Fargo season 5 and now that the strike is over I can make that statement.
In Danish we trust. Installment 5 of FX’s Fargo premieres 11.21 on FX. Stream on Hulu.
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The following is absolutely a true story. Kids, never stop dreaming.
We made the commercial a mere six hours later. Although we haven’t written it yet. Thanks,
@DaveSFoley
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@MaximumEffort
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When Trump paraphrases Hitler Republicans say it’s just words; it’s not important. When teenagers use different pronouns Republicans act like it’s an existential threat to society. This is a tad inconsistent.
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Finally some good news. I’m very proud and excited to confirm this.
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Hey my American leftists, tonight might be the time to start practicing our civility and unity. As fun as it is to flame someone you mildly disagree with, there’s actual work to be done. And as a Canadian socialist you all look moderate to me. Love you.
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Treat’s death is truly heartbreaking. First met him in ‘85. He was incredibly kind. He made a day player feel like a member of the cast. Didn’t meet him again until 2018.This time we became friends. He was wonderful, warm and lovable. I’ll miss him & his dispatches from Vermont.
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As a life long StarTrek fan I am beyond delighted to be in the latest episode of Star Trek Lower Decks as a Ferengi hotel concierge.
#StarTrek
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Hey Alabama trans kids. The only thing wrong with you is that you live in a totally fucked state lead by a totally fucked governor. Your right to responsible healthcare should not be in question. You’re right to to be exactly who you are should not be in question. Love yourself.
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Dear
@VancityReynolds
if I switch to
@Mintmobile
can I be in one of your ads. I really enjoy them.
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The “Bible Salesman” is a classic American con. For an entertaining example watch the classic film Paper Moon, starring Ryan and Tatum O’Neal. For a disgusting example watch Trump.
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Oliver, one of the world’s great dogs, died this morning at home. He was a wonderful friend and comfort during some of my darkest moments. Crissy, Alina, Falcor and I will miss him. He was 11 years old.
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I’m from Toronto. The City of Buffalo is our neighbour. This horrific shooting is heartbreaking. The rampant, white supremacy ideology that inspired it is infuriating. That it can turn an 18yr old child into a hate filled monster is terrifying. That he was legally armed,shameful.
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This needs to be retweeted by as many people as possible everyday until Inauguration Day. The press mustn’t let
@LindseyGrahamSC
wriggle out of this commitment.
#KeepYourPromiseSenatorGraham
Sen. Lindsey Graham justifies his treatment of Merrick Garland: "If an opening comes in the last year of President Trump's term, and the primary process has started, we'll wait to the next election"
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Can’t believe Norm MacDonald is dead. First met him in the mid 80s. I thought he was way too funny to be successful. I was half right. My deep sympathy to his family, close friends and his fans.
#ripNorm
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Just returned from my nation’s capital, Ottawa, where I received an honorary Covid-19 infection. I really would have been satisfied with a nomination.
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Happy 99th Birthday to Betty White. This photo is from a birthday surprise in 2015. Getting to work with Betty was an education. Getting to know Betty is a blessing. She is the greatest ever. Long may she rule.
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Alert! Spread the word! Make everyone watch! Just learned the weekend “Metrics” will decide our fate. Now I just have to learn what that means.
The Kids In The Hall season 6 streaming on
@PrimeVideo
#kidsinthehall
#KITH
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I’m send much love and hopes for a speedy and complete recovery to my friend, the comedy genius, Bob Odenkirk. Having a heart attack is the first thing he’s done in 20 years that hasn’t made me jealous.
#BobOdenkirk
#GetWellBob
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When I was a kid I got the single Brand New Key and wore it out. When I was writing the Doomsday DJ sketch I wanted the most joyful possible peace of music to contrast the DJ’s bleakness. I’m forever in your debt Melanie. Happy journeys.
@brooklynvegan
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The response to the new
#Kidsinthehall
episodes has been overwhelmingly gratifying to all of us. I’m personally and particularly grateful for all the generous comments about this sketch.
@KITHOnline
@PrimeVideo
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I’m normally opposed to funny coffee mugs but this one is pretty good.
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Deeply saddened by the death of Alex Trebek. I had good fortune to spend some time with Alex over the years. He was a lovely man, intelligent, kind and with a surprisingly silly sense of humour, which I’ll spell with the extra “u” in honour of our homeland.
#RIPAlexTrebek
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Did some excellent Christmas shopping at Run Out Groove Records in Burbank. 🎄🎁🎄
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I think this may be the best I’ve ever looked. Quite unintentional. Seems a shame to just go to bed but I’m sleepy.
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As a Canadian who has lived in the U.S. for 25yrs, I can confirm the truth of this thread. I hope all Americans will be freed from the current immoral and ineffective healthcare system.
Amid America's
#COVID19
disaster, I must come clean about a lie I spread as a health insurance exec: We spent big $$ to push the idea that Canada's single-payer system was awful & the U.S. system much better. It was a lie & the nations' COVID responses prove it. The truth: (1/6)
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Here’s a fun drinking game for watching the RNC. Pour a shot of whiskey and put it on the table in front of you. Now leave it there while you chug the rest of the bottle. Then down that shot.
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Over 20 years ago, one of my best friends John Kastner(
@jeanguykastner
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Happy Birthday to
@ScottThompson_
who I’ve been told is a member of the controversial skit comedy group “The Kids In The Hall”. It’s rumored that I’m also in that group. If true, I’m sure we must be close friends.
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I know it’s not Xmas but sometimes you work with your heroes and even better you get to call them friends. I’m really going to miss Joe Flaherty.
Bing,Bowie&Bob.flv via
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Just heard a few minutes ago that my friend
@bobsaget
has died. I don’t know what say or think. I’ve known him since the late 80s. He was always kind and supportive of his fellow comedians, and other artists, but love of comedy was central to his nature. He’s going to be missed.
Hollywood stars and comedians pay tribute to Bob Saget: "As kind as he was funny"
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No greater contribution to the art of sketch comedy has ever been made than that made by Monty Python.They altered comedy down to its very DNA. With the death of
#TerryJones
,two sixths of that collective genius are gone forever. Let’s celebrate the fallen and love the remainder.
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@JimGaffigan
Dude, you’re in the cabal? How come I never see you at the cabal meetings? You going to Cabalpalooza? Let’s meet up. Don’t forget it’s BYOB (bring your own baby).
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Important question for all
#KidsInTheHall
fans.If
@KITHOnline
were to make a new series, what elements would you consider essential?How could it appeal to a younger audience that has never scene
#KITH
? I’m mostly talking about my 16 year old daughter, Alina.I'll read all replies.
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Might be time to admit social media was, all things considered, a terrible idea.
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This maybe my favorite image of the day. Trump returning to the Whitehouse after golfing to encounter a huge crowd celebrating his defeat.
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Just started watching
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Fred Willard was one of the funniest men ever to live and one of the nicest. I’m deeply sad that he is gone but at least now the rest of us can move up in the rankings. Bye Fred. Give my love to Mary.
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@maureenjohnson
What a lovely story. Clearly dogs are up to something on this planet. We may never know the full scope of their activities but I believe their intentions are kind.
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Just heard that Norman Lear has died. Through his work, he probably shaped my outlook on the world as much or more than my parents. Below is a pretty good example.
@AbortionFinder
Abortion Access Front pays tribute to
#NormanLear
, a pioneer who used humor to bring conversations about abortion into American homes. We humbly aim to continue the legacy of smashing stigma & promoting the vitality of abortion access through humor. May his memory be a blessing.
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Period Poverty
As the man who wrote this monologue, I think it’s appropriate that I bring your attention to this issue and an organization that is trying to help.
Kids in the Hall: Menstruation via
@YouTube
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Stars in their eyes and crimes in their dicks.
Young and hopeful with so much raping still ahead of them.
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This is where Covid boredom lead us tonight. Haircut by my wife
@crissyg
and a dye job by my daughter Alina.
#LivinLaVidaCovid
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It’s my Birthday & it’s
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in Los Angeles.
#GoLeafsGo
@MapleLeafs
@hockeynight
#2020
#OurYear
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Offer still stands but I don’t how much longer I’ll be younger than Steve and Marty.
Dear
@OnlyMurdersHulu
I am currently available to play the younger brother of either Steve Martin or Martin Short. The choice is yours.
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To see the Harris and Biden families on that stage together, clearly, palpably bound by love instead of shared malice gives me such hope for the next four years.
#BidenHarris2020
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As an actor who often has to say words on camera I find writers to be very useful. Support WGA
#WGA
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The intent of the blue✔️wasn’t to make celebs feel good. It was to protect everyone from being conned and potentially robbed by imposters. I’m only slightly famous and lots have tried to sell “products & services”in my name. But if Elon really needs the $…
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Went with my lovely daughter
@Alinafooley
to The Hollywood Critics Association TV Awards. The
#KITH
show was nominated. I assured her we wouldn’t win. I was wrong. Thanks
@HCAcritics
we’re honored and grateful.
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To make a better world, I’m starting with the man in the mirror. The one standing behind me with the weird smile. I’m pretty sure he has knife.
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A very merry Christmas to you all, everywhere, from your atheist pal, who thinks all your gods are fictitious and silly. Still, I cry every year while watching It’s A Wonderful Life.
#MerryMerrydayAndHappyHappynightToAll
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Is it time for people like me, who follow
@realDonaldTrump
to monitor his insane/dangerous statements, to unfollow? What % of his followers are we? Journalists are obligated to follow him. Are the rest of us doing more harm than good by inflating his followers?
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With all due respect, you useless dumb fucking racist cunt, are you feeling nostalgic for the Tulsa massacre? We need zero tolerance for your continued government employment.
Anarchy, rioting, and looting needs to end tonight.
If local law enforcement is overwhelmed and needs backup, let's see how tough these Antifa terrorists are when they're facing off with the 101st Airborne Division.
We need to have zero tolerance for this destruction.
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I’m feeling deeply sad for
@robreiner
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@carlreiner
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Four Seasons Total Landscaping is now the most famous landscaping company in the history of land.
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I worked with Kelly on a movie called Sky High. She was always kind, warm and lovely to be around. My heart goes out to John and her whole family.
Kelly Preston Dies of Breast Cancer at 57: 'She Was a Bright, Beautiful and Loving Soul'
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