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Mal Dickenson

@MalDickenson

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I was playing Bazball 40 years ago 🤠 🏏 (Likes and retweets are not endorsements, well, some are)

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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
5 months
Ian Hislop putting Jake Berry in his place on #Peston
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Cirkin £1M Ballard £2.3M Alese £0.6M Hume £0.2M Evans Free Roberts Free Pritchard Free Patterson Academy Stewart £338K Neil Academy Things have certainly changed, and my god they are better #SAFC
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
3 years
@PoliticsForAlI @TelegraphSport The same FA that ordered its players to do this.
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
2 years
@FBAwayDays I thought Spencer from Phoenix Nights would be a Bolton fan.
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
2 years
Here we go again #SAFC
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3 years
“And Lee Dixon was saying make a sub, but I was like, leave it to me” #ENGPOL
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@MalDickenson
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1 year
@FirstWeekHQ Can’t believe Socrates is on the bench, easily the best player in this squad
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
2 years
@sgevans Always been a classy bunch.
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
4 years
@piersmorgan @MattHancock Looks like Matt agrees that the rules went out of the window on Easter Sunday in Barney Castle.
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
1 year
@Haggis_UK 'World leading' has appeared again then, we all know how accurate that was last time.
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
4 years
@JHenderson @LFC Relax you so called die hards, Liverpool are moving training grounds from Melwood that’s all.
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
2 years
@NewsForAIl @PoliticsForAlI Live scenes in Berwick.
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3 years
@PoliticsForAlI He’ll get away with it, lack of evidence
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
5 years
@Sporf @ManCity @EmiratesFACup A touch of class or trying to ensure they sell their allocation? Asking for a friend.
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@MalDickenson
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3 years
@kcdub123 @GNev2 Didn’t Harry Redknapp try to sign him ?
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
4 years
#DailyBriefing Here’s the slide you ‘forgot’. Also, there’s a bit of Art Garfunkel about Grant Shapps.
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3 years
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@MalDickenson
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1 year
When in doubt of what to watch, go for the best ever @aufwiedpet @justinpreston20 #dearestbrenda
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@MalDickenson
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5 years
@HackneyAbbott Only 527 days till next Xmas Diane 👍🤔🤪
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
3 months
@JakeRuss1000 You parked in a packed grass field in the rain fella 🤷
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3 years
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@MalDickenson
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2 years
@SkySportsNews Steve Hodge and his agent outside the auctioneers right now.
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
2 years
@_DHOTYA It’s like Messi v Ronaldo
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
2 years
Times are hard for a lot of people at present. So yesterday I tweeted asking if anyone could help out a young lad in my school with some football boots. @KDixon1984 and @AFC_Supporters went above and way beyond. Your amazing generosity has brought me to tears, thank you so much.
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
2 years
@guardian He’ll be linked to Newcastle by TalkSPORT in the morning.
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@MalDickenson
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2 years
@PoliticsForAlI @HarryYorke1 Announce a new variant.
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@MalDickenson
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5 years
@RogersHistory A y8 so happy he’d landed a front somersault on the trampoline he mooned the dep head and shouted have that you old git.
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
4 years
@ladbible Just stick it on the bill 😀
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
4 years
@richardajkeys Nurse, NURSE he's out of bed again.
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
1 year
@mrjamesob I was born in Stockton, I work in Stockton, several mates played for Stockton today. After seeing this video this morning I wanted Long Eaton to win.
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
3 years
@PoliticsForAlI @YouGov That’s an incredible round of golf from Meghan to be fair 👏👏
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
3 years
@BBCBreaking Waits for the Donald to tweet about this.
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
4 years
@TiernanDouieb Also by Jordan Henderson several months ago. Hancock made look exactly what he is by a couple of working class lads with brains and hearts.
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
2 years
@_DHOTYA And Jordan Henderson stood up and applauded.
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4 years
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
1 year
@talkSPORT Live scenes in the Chelsea boardroom
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
4 months
Silly old boot (me mutha) went and had a heart attack on Sunday, but when I turned up this afternoon at James Cook Hospital she was out of bed and they let me take her home. #GodBlessTheNHS
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
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@Haggis_UK A whole new respect for Drakeford.
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
3 years
@PoliticsForAlI Schools off by any chance 🤷🏻‍♂️
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1 year
@_The72 @SAFC_Analysis “A feeble excuse but that’s the tooth”
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
3 years
@SkySportsNews Live scenes from Tokyo
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
2 years
@ionewells @philmcnulty Question 4: Number of children? Answer: errrrrrrrrrr ahhhh hang on, I know that one, errrr …..
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
3 years
Athers "what day is it Tom?" Tom Harrison "covid" Athers "what's your favourite colour?" Tom Harrsion "covid" Athers "mothers maiden name?" Tom Harrsion "covid" #ECB #ENGvsIND
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
4 years
@piersmorgan Your boy enjoy the rally the other weekend Piers ? 🤔
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
9 months
@ECB_cricket No more test cricket then and relegation please. You did it to Durham.
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
5 years
@collinspatk1 @jimw1 Farah, Froome, Rutherford, Kenny, Trott, Ennis-Hill ? Big shout that.
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
3 years
@GNev2 “A name soon to be on every bodies lips” was a decent recovery to be fair 😂
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
5 months
@Ramma_____ He may not have liked it but he did point at the scoreboard (at 2-0) and he completely nullified Clarke. Fairs fair.
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
10 months
@ShippersUnbound Sssshhhhh football was invented in 1992 otherwise Sky will have no bullshit stats.
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
3 years
Tom Allen excellent on #SoccerSaturday today. Make him a regular @SoccerSaturday
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
5 years
@Carra23 @paddypower Haha defo Gary’s number
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@MalDickenson
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@jcRFC_v2 @JmlJourno Aye mate, some major stuff there like 😂😂😂 Shame your owners don’t run to the tax office as quick.
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@MalDickenson
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@RichALWilliams The farewell tour not going so well. Completely unlikable. Good riddance.
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
2 years
@TheFastShow1 “Did she leave a 💩 in your bed sir? Did she ? Did she?”
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
3 years
@davemacladd She’s just going through the motions.
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@MalDickenson
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1 year
@Football__Tweet Nearly smashed my own TV the first time I saw this.
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@MalDickenson
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9 months
@SkyNews I’m telling you, this bloke will be in Rishis next cabinet reshuffle, 100% Tory MP behaviour.
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10 months
@bbctms This is why l can't help but like DW, his reaction to Jimmy is class. Marnus would still be lying there moaning and making a massive drama.
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
1 year
@PolitlcsUK IT’S SUNDERLAND AND MORE THAN A 1/3 VOTED TORY (I make no apologies for the the capital letters).
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
3 years
@UKCovid19Stats Open the window
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@MalDickenson
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11 months
@SkyNews Gillian Keegan making a late bid for thickest Tory. It’s a good effort I’ll give her that.
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
4 years
You know your in a fragile state when you get sent a pic you’ve never seen before and fall to bits. It’s moretti time 🍺 Stay safe everyone.
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@MalDickenson
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6 months
@SkyFootball ‘When it was 50/50 it was always the home side’ What absolute bollocks.
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Mal Dickenson
11 months
@SamLandsberger Never ever know an Australian team (and fans) moan so much. This lot have got away with this for decades, they are masters of it. Stop crying, you’re winning 2-0 🤷🏻‍♂️
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5 months
@thecasualultra Horrible club, horrible fan base.
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
4 years
Just seen that #NickyMorgan is on #hignfy 😡 Nearly put my boot through the tele. Awful individual.
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
10 months
A*/A/A Absolutely bursting with pride. Liverpool university has just gained a superstar. #Emma
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
4 years
Is it just me or does JVT look a bit like Penfold from Dangermouse ? #DailyBriefing #DailyCovidUpdate #DowningStreetBriefing
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
3 years
@StewartA90 @SmithJournalist @AshWilkinson90 “How can there have been any points of order if the meeting hadn’t started ?”
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
11 months
@Paul_NewmanDM Nonsense, it’s out. Poor from Bairstow.
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
5 months
“Two Nil to the Saudi Boys” being sung by 6000 fans just after HT 👀🤮 Worst song I’ve ever heard at a football game. No more complaints when you’re called out about the regime lads. Shite that. #SAFC #NUFC #SUNNEW
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@MalDickenson
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1 year
@talkSPORT “No, no... when you do that with footballers, like he said about Leeds, and when you do things like that about a man like Stuart Pearce, I've kept really quiet, but I'll tell you something, he went down in my estimation when he said that,"
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
2 years
2022 will be my 40th season of being part of @Sedgefield_CC and it’s never looked as good as this 👏👏👏
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1 year
@SkyNews It that what was meant by ‘clapping’ the NHS ?
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@MalDickenson
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4 years
#socialbubble What about those that wished they were single ? #askingforafriend #dailybriefing
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
3 years
@CuriousUkTelly Morrissey and Johnny Marr
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
5 years
Watching the series of #SunderlandTilIDie for the third time on a binge. Still astounded by the access these lads ( @Fulwell73 ) got. Sadly, even more astounded at the arrogance/incompetence at the top.
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
2 years
@NoContextBrits Did he order the argie bhaji ?
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
1 year
The lad made his debut at Senior cricket tonight, couldn’t be prouder. Could be time for one last dance 🙀😀
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
11 months
@bbctms Surprised he walked.
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
5 years
My 8yr old has no clue how lucky he is this Christmas #PumaKing #SantaKnows
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@MalDickenson
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3 years
@sportbible But could he do it on a cold wet Tuesday night in Kansas City ?
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@MalDickenson
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3 years
@PoliticsForAlI @thetimes The NHS have been f @cking sensational 👏
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
8 months
@Eyeswideopen69 I thought it was Brian Roper from George and Mildred.
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
2 years
@Sjopinion10 @JimWhite Is it just me or ……
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
4 years
@SportsDirectUK @BorisJohnson @10DowningStreet You getting enough publicity Mike ?
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@MalDickenson
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3 years
@NewsForAllUK @PoliticsForAlI Baskin in the sunshine ?
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@MalDickenson
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2 years
@nocontextglobe I see Wayne Rooney has been on the pop again.
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
11 months
@ATRightMovies Surely it can’t be 43 years …
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
11 months
@TheCricketerMag My fav current sportsman, even though he’s a Mag. That’s how much I love him. What a bloke.
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3 years
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@MalDickenson
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4 months
@ChronicleLive When they were taking the pic he didn’t smile. Did nobody say …
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@MalDickenson
Mal Dickenson
4 years
@BBCSport Gets nowhere near the recognition he deserves this lad. Totally dominates.
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@MalDickenson
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3 years
@PoliticsForAlI There you go, who needs the Saudis #ForTheReeeejun
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