MajimeKoala
@MajimeKoala
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ADHD, knitter, wordsmith, and atheist Jew. same handle at 🟦⛅️
Oakland, CA
Joined October 2009
@Colin_Pheister @donywahlberg @shedefendsit When your only tool is a gun, everything looks like a target
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What's the point of caps being attached to bottles? One summer we picked up over 10,000 bottle caps from beaches in Cornwall. https://t.co/Q3Hv0m0CUm
Can somebody tell me what the fucking point of this cap attached to the bottle malarkey is? It’s a pain in the arse. I just have to cut them off all the time.
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happy 10-year anniversary to this all-time BANGER
'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
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easily the most baller email signature I’ve ever seen (European curator)
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“The creator of the GIF says we should pronounce it like ‘Jif’!” And the creator of the telephone said we should begin every phone call with “Ahoy!”
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everyone has “I wonder what would happen if” thoughts, but toddlers actually do the shit. I respect that.
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Another insane find at the thrift store for me by my mother in law. How does she do it
My mother in law found this at a thrift store for $1.75 and gifted it to me. It’s beautiful.
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“damn! i’ve been caught! it was good while it lasted”
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I say we replace Columbus Day with Columbo Day where we all wear trenchcoats, smoke cigars, and pretend to be confused. Who the hell’s with me?
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Check this out - on this date in 1965, I got my original contract for The Monkees pilot! I was paid $600, with $400 per episode if picked up. It felt like big money then! Who knew this little paper would lead to all this? #TheMonkees #MickyDolenz #Throwback #MonkeesHistory #196
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On this day in 1893, Lillian Gish was born in Springfield, OH. In 1988, I wrote to her asking if they had scripts and dialogue to memorize in silent films, or if the director just gave them a sense of what was being said. This was her astonishingly informative reply. Classy lady.
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Our helper who art in heaven, hamburger be thy name
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I’m looking through my Macintosh user guide (the booklet that accompanied my 1984 Macintosh) for the first time in a while, and I’m a little obsessed with this graphic explaining scrolling.
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