Hello from the Magic Tavern
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A totally improvised fantasy epic. And a funny chat show hosted by a guy from Chicago trapped in the magical land of Foon.
Foon
Joined March 2015
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And as always you can subscribe to our Patreon here:
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You know,
@netflix
should consider a Magic Tavern show because it’s only slightly sillier than The Witcher.
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We’re so excited to share the news: we’ve been working on developing an animated series based on Hello from the Magic Tavern. Read all of the details in the Deadline article and feel free to share!
EXCLUSIVE: Hello From The Magic Tavern, the hit comedy fantasy podcast, is being turned into an animated series.
Sam Rockwell and Mark Berger’s Play Hooky Productions and Starburns Industries are developing the podcast in cartoon form
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For every like this tweet gets I will tweet one thing that I like.
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In case you missed it,
@DocCurm
was on Magic Tavern this week as a corrupt werehog sheriff named Bloviation Jones. He knocked it out of the park. Give it a listen.
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I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Chicago Burger King into a magical land! I host a podcast every week with a wizard and a badger. Send help! Also, I think you would like S-Town which is a natural progression from Serial. Hope that helps.
Ok wait so still listening to the serial podcast. But so what I’m 4 years late, I just heard about it! Any other good podcasts to listen to?
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On today’s new Magic Tavern:
@HeyBethMay
&
@anthony_burch
from
@dungeonsanddads
stop by to steal, sell and drink memories. Oh, and Beth is a giant chameleon.
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DOES SHE LISTEN TO PODCASTS?!!
At Oak Ridge National Laboratory in eastern Tennessee, physicist Leah Broussard is trying to open a portal to a parallel universe. (corrects: includes link)
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Thank you to everyone that let us know, over the last year, that there’s a video online of someone making skull shaped pizza rolls.
And thank you to the hundreds more who will no doubt continue to tell us in the future.
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Beyond excited to announce we've launched a
@Patreon
! Weird new bonus episodes, ad-free versions of our first 3 seasons (soon season 4), a discord w/
@usidoretheblue
on it & more. We'd love your support (if you can). See you in the Fooniverse.
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HAPPY HOLLERDAYS!!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
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Well... over 2 years ago I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King into fantastical land of Foon. Luckily I’m still getting a WiFi signal from the Burger King, through the rift, which I use to upload a podcast I record every week in the...
@MagicTavern
Hi, I am about to try your podcast anyway, but I almost didn't because your Twitter and website provide next to no context. Sorry if this note is useless to you. Thank you and have a nice day.
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Does Denny’s sponsor podcasts? This could be inter-dimensional synergy! OUR CANON CAN BE RETCONNED FOR THE RIGHT PRICE!
some of you have never opened the portal to another dimension in our parking lot and it shows.
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It’s the 5 year anniversary episode! We found audio of Arnie first meeting Chunt and Usidore. And there are no canonical inconsistencies!!
Share your own favorite memories and art at
#5yearsinfoon
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It’s difficult to precisely track Earth time from another dimension but I’m pretty certain today is either Voting Day or Thanksgiving.
Either way, go vote.
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The beacons of season 3. The beacons are lit.
And Apple answers!
We ride for Foon and to war!!
(But, you know, it’s funny.)
A new adventure begins on Hello from the
@MagicTavern
. The crew faces new threats, makes new friends and sees new parts of the fantastical land of Foon.
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Kalhaxorus the Grim (
@BrennanLM
) is back this week as a death knight ready to cause trouble and mooch drinks. Listen now:
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@travismcelroy
Well... me... but a little over 3 years ago I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King (Irving Park and Clark) into the magical fantastical land of Foon. That said... luckily I still get a slight WiFi signal, from the Burger King, through the dimensional riff... and
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Only for about 8 more years.
@MagicTavern
hi, 6 months in to your podcast, episode 33 and I'm curious to know if you do your preamble for much longer?
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On today’s great new ep
@NylaRoseBeast
&
@RefAubrey
stop by as a crypt rummager & a former mittens ref. Chaos ensues.
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Happy Valentines Day to everyone out there trying to make the long distance thing work.
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The Hello from the Magic Tavern season 4 premiere is Monday October 18. It’s titled, “A New Age.” Excited for you to hear it.
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For folks wondering there are 3 more episodes left in season 3. (As w/ season 2, we’re going to 101.)
The finale will be on Aug 16.
Then we’re taking a short break before season 4 and a lot of fun new stuff.
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Getting LOTS of requests for this info today:
The Burger King is at the corner of Irving Park and Clark.
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I’ve lost touch with most of my Earth friends but happy birthday to
@adalrifai
wherever you are!
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Happy New Ylearf! (Or some other fantasy bullshit.)
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... still kind of angry about Chu Chu’s Chow.
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Keep getting e-mails saying Donald Trump is running for president. Not sure what dimension they're sent from.
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Join us, won’t you... on our next big dumb adventure.
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I have been contacted by someone from Earth who will be running this twitter account for me to promote season 3 (out July 22). They have told me (repeatedly) that they are “not a robot.”
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The wait is over—season 5 starts today! In this episode,
@samreich
is King Gunther Mossback, a king who can’t decide who to leave his kingdom to. Listen here:
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We’re currently number 6 on the
@ApplePodcasts
Comedy Charts. We have no image or link to back up this claim but trust us.
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It’s our 7th Anniversary episode w/
@PFTompkins
,
@MattGourley
&
@markmcconville
as dastardly villains ready to celebrate a VILLAINS’ NIGHT!
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OUR FEED HAS RUN AFOUL OF THE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES WITCH! WE’RE BUMBLING OUR WAY THROUGH GETTING IT FIXED AND GETTING ALL THE EPS BACK UP!! THANK YOU FOR WHATEVER IS VERSION OF PATIENCE.
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... tavern the Vermilion Minotaur, in the town of Hogsface, the the land of Foon. And I’m joined, as always, by my cohosts, my boon companions, my good buuuuds...
@usidoretheblue
!!! [but I’m cut off halfway through saying the name]
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We'd probably be included on more year-end Best Of lists if I'd managed to get that damned Lunar Sword this year, huh?
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Setting up to record a Mittens game is a lot of work. Not to mention escape plans, etc...
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... everything’s gonna be okay... everything’s gonna be okay...
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Are you okay?
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We’re in very good company here. Listen to them all!
For anyone with some newly found free time: 7 podcasts with enormous and entertaining back catalogs
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Happy holidays. All of them. On all the worlds.
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A cave beneath the orange beast
One door west and three doors east
Down and down and down y... oh shit this riddle is too long for a tweet.
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If you could have one wish this Chris Must, it would be that Chris muuuust...
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Can’t share the date just yet but watch the Magic Tavern feed for some exciting announcements THIS WEEK.
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For folks traveling for Thanksgiving, what are the best episodes for a long Magic Tavern travel binge?
Or is that generally a bad idea?
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We're... back...
The podcast lives...
Keep sharing!
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Do people still get stuck in traffic for hours for holiday travel on Earth? Do people still listen to podcasts in cars?
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Season 4 has begun! We settle into a new tavern, the Strange Familiar, and interview a wind sprite (
@JessRMcKenna
). A great jumping on point for new listeners!
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On today’s hilarious new episode WWE wrestler (and King of the Ring)
@AustinCreedWins
plays a fashionable pirate on a mission to reclaim stolen water.
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We’re back tomorrow with a new episode. The title? “Dripfang, Savior of Foon.”
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In about half a decade that tree is going to start poking out of the back of Usidore’s robe and it’s going to be fucking hilarious.
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Thanks to everyone that came out to our live shows at Indy’s
@ButlerArtsCtr
. Here’s a pic of everyone that stuck around after the first show.
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We’ve seen it.
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Must remember:
a cow as white as milk
a cape as red as blood
hair as yellow as corn
a slipper as pure as gold...
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Who approved this?!
Uh oh! Episode 1 of Hey Tavern Tavern is out on Stitcher Premium! Chunt, Momo & Hornelius help with with all things love & relationships! Use code MAGIC when signing up for a free month! New episodes every Earth Thursday for the next 6 weeks! There’s no condoms for your heart!
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🎶Somewhere... out there... beneath the pale moonlight...🎶
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May I suggest a hard-science documentary podcast about the existence of another fantastical dimension?
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What Jizzlenob House are you?
Chirpenbird?
Dingledong?
Cameltoe?
... the other one?
@MagicTavern
@chuntttttt
@usidoretheblue
I managed to find a picture of the Jizzlenob crest. Very nice and I will admit I'm a total Cameltoe
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Look at us! Every review helps. If we make it into the top ten maybe my wife will finally listen to the podcast!
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The new FML and Rainbow Bowl pins are awesome. (And the old pins are still pretty damn sweet)
Need something to toss? Try these
@MagicTavern
enamel pins! Designed by
@house_of_darkly
&
@bodieh
, they're sure to catch someone's attention!
|
@usidoretheblue
@chuntttttt
@misterarnie
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On today’s new
@MagicTavern
ep, Usidore and Arnie spend some time together, just the two of them. (There are some surprises.)
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Thanks for all the cool stuff folks have been sending through the portal. I... could probably use underwear.
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This is admittedly self-serving but can someone make a version of this cover with
@usidoretheblue
on it just so the New York Times has some OPTIONS!
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I CAN RELATE!!
some of you have never opened the portal to another dimension in our parking lot and it shows.
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Offices & Bosses is here! With Flower! Go here to get a free month of Howl w/ code MAGIC:
(Doesn't work on mobile)
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We’re doing a live Winter Solstice show in Chicago on Saturday Dec 17. Thalia Hall. Tickets on sale now:
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We snuck into the Dark Lord’s birthday party. Things got a little crazy.
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Honored that our last podcast gave you the courage to come out.
Good luck to you too.
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We just added an exciting stretch goal to the Magic Tavern Patreon. At 4,200 supporters we’ll record and release a heist-themed RPG miniseries DMed by
@anthony_burch
from
@dungeonsanddads
. Help us get there!
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That’s because the real crazy shit is happening in boring-looking parking lots behind fast food places!!
It’s never a portal to another world. It’s never a spaceship. It’s never a conclave of wizards come to anoint you as the hero who can save Earthsea.
I’ve been waiting since I was little, and it’s always just a stupid fucking transformer explosion or some other mundane shit.
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For folks with long days of travel this holiday weekend, what Hello from the Magic Tavern episodes do you recommend listening to?
(Example: All the Can the Wizard episodes.)
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This week’s episode is sort of like Hello from the Magic Tavern and
@replyall
had a baby and that baby was...
@SpintaxTheGreen
? Keep digging for the truth
@AGoldmund
!
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We’re looking for someone (paid) to manage our social media a few hours a week. Send us your resume & social posts that you’re proud of from your major channels (w/ engagement stats). Experience, graphic design & liking the show definitely pluses.
Apply:
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It’s that time of year again.
Back on the high seas, Chunt hosts the fifth annual blood drive for vampires. Although blood may not cure the sea creature they encounter...
It's CHUNTTTTTT FOR RED OCTOBER 5 on Hello from the
@MagicTavern
!
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We have Magic Tavern pins! And if you buy all 4 use code “BOYSNIGHT” for $10 off!
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We used magic to appear on one of my favorite Earth podcasts. Comedy Bang Bang.
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On today’s new episode
@IfyNwadiwe
returns as Five Finger, the casino owner who loves elaborate bets (even against himself).
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Need more villains in your life? The Baron and Dripfang have their own podcast now! (With extra Squibbert!) The first ep is already up on the regular
@MagicTavern
feed and new eps come out weekly on
@Stitcher
Premium!
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On today’s new ep
@krisstraub
plays a golem with a gourd for a head that works for the Department of Treasure. It’s a fun one.
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Chunt is trying to woo King Alphadaronious Exstian III (Ron Funches), but he might need to work on his pick-up lines. Listen to the live show from SF Sketchfest here:
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