Hear me out, Shayn Ryder is Manchester's version of David Byrne

Another stellar performance from United.

Since when did Gary Pallister body swap with Matthew Kelly?

Kevin from 5ive is now the area manager for carpet right #totp

WOWOWOWOWOW THE NOISEEEEEE RIGHT NOW GET THE F*CK IN THERE

Louise nursing was hot stuff in 97 now she is the poster girl for peacocks, a shop for nans.

I'd swap onana for hojlund

He's an absolute unit Hojlund, built like an American Fridge Freezer. Pity he doesn't have the efficiency of one

Mark Morrison should have been much bigger than he was

The cgi in this men in black video should be given the Diddy cancellation #totp

Stereophonics are absolute trash. Never got them or their love #totp

If it's not painful enough at times to watch united, I am again forced into having Robbie Savage give insight into how Hojlund should improve

I swear to god all that Hojlund does is spit, pull shirts and have zero footballing skill

If the doctor gave me a week to live, I'd want Lee Dixon to narrate my last days because it would feel like fucking forever

However all being said, I don't really know why there is such a swing between games where the team looks solid one match and then follow it up with an absolute shambles of a performance in another

I'm not a football coach but my very surface level knowledge of playing the wrong player in the wrong position will only make matters worse.

I don't disagree with amorim, the facts don't lie. It's not quite what I imagine inspires your players to improve. I would question the inflexible nature of a man who seems to insist on playing a style that the squad is obviously not set up for

Just watched Wallace and Gromit. Nice to see Steve McClaren's landed a job as Norbot @AthleticoMince #destroyandexit

Another win on the @Nike snkrs app this morning. £140 back in the bank

Robbie savage wasn't even 7th choice in the Welsh team #MUNPAOK