Have you been wandering mysterious forests looking for the big new Gunnerkrigg Court book, the one with Reason and Materia, chapters 23-41? Wander no more, we have it! We don't have poison ivy medicine though, you'll have to make that yourself.

Topato just flew around the world and looked into everyone's windows LEGALLY and determined most people do not have enough stickers on their stuff. This is NOT okay.

Hey look at these stickers! Stick 'em on your car to let people know where you've been (the Information Superhighway). Stick 'em on your computer. It doesn't matter just as long as you stick 'em up!

We had a meeting and Topato said we had to start posting here again because "why should the 4th worst person in the world cause me to lose even one penny in sales" and he has a point. So we're going to start posting here again but rest assured we're BARELY going to try.

@WooCommerce If you have any questions or doubts just ask us and one of our friendly yet not quite housebroken associates will elegantly provide enlightenment.

We've tried to get them shut down but they're on @woocommerce and overseas so we're basically powerless. If you have bought something from there, file a dispute immediately. Our order numbers start with TO- and our checkout doesn't seem suspicious and fake.

PSA: There is a persistent scam website out there pretending to be us, topatocoS dot com with an S at the end. If you find yourself there, run away. They do not have access to any of our merch or artwork and they will probably steal your info.

Looks like a car driven by a friend! Let's become sticker friends! Get the OG HOW AM I DRIVING sticker and many more in our sticker section!

We just crossed the $20k mark for The Property of Hate Book IV kickstarter! Staying on target.

A witch howls in the distance. a mummy rises from a terrifying tomb. Dracula goes on his haunted laptop and types into the horrible address bar to browse our selection of cursed spooky merch! Featuring new designs from @JessFink and many more!.

The Property of Hate Volume IV Kickstarter is live! Not many Early Worm discounts left -- go for it!

Do you like mushrooms? Do you know what they even ARE? This new print by @RosemaryMosco can help!

The launch of the new The Property of Hate book is imminent! Sign up to get notified and get that Early Worm special!

Acquire your important message here in magnet, cling, tiny, or bumper sticker form!

Is it a coincidence that @malki's birthday and #BatmanDay2024 are on the same day? Of course it isn't. You'll put an end to that pesky Bat one of these days, friend! In the meantime.

Not ONLY is today #nationalpepperonipizzaday it is ALSO the anniversary of the day @evandahm emerged from that ancient pond all those years ago! Evan needs you to buy things so he doesn't dematerialize so go do that!

Please welcome our new friend in e-commerce @shenanigansen! Shen enjoys short walks near the beach and is a confirmed non-werewolf! -- shop at Shop Smart. Shop Shen. Comic by @squeatly

RT @JohnnyCallicutt: HOT DOGS

Wow @SPXcomics is this weekend in Rockville Maryland! So many of our friends will be there! We are currently trapped in the bottom of a well but a nice well and we're enjoying the quiet.

Set your alert beacons, the Property of Hate Book FOUR Kickstarter launch is IMMINENT