Lou Conran
@LouConran
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Comedian. I am on tour in 2024 around the UK! For ticket info go to my website.
Joined January 2009
GANG! My tour has been a right old treat so far. I’ve added a few more dates if you're based in Somerset, Leek, Brighton and beyond then see if you'd fancy coming to the new ones. The rescheduled dates from Aberdeen and Doncaster are on the list
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don't normally retweet shit like this but come on. I mean. isn't it just. ?😍.
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My phone's going mental re #firstdateshotel for those asking me & @Robbewick1 are still in touch. Thanks for your kind messages X
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Thank you for all the love and support this morning. So important to get us talking about it & unite in our stories.
Stop calling medically managed babies miscarriages, says.@louconran, who tells her sad story here
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Massive thanks to everyone that voted for me to win Best MC in the Comics Comic awards. Thrilled to pieces. Big thanks to @SarahMillican75 @davidhoarelol & @SallyAnneComedy for keeping me going in the Playground gigs, and to the audience and acts. xx.
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Tonight was the final online Playground. Can’t thank @SarahMillican75 enough for bringing work to us jobbing comics, to the audience, for watching, and forming your own community and being so generous. I’ve no idea what I’m going to do on Wed’s now. I’ll have to talk to the GC.
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@StefanMolyneux Smiling smugly, everyday that I didnt bring a total bell end into the world like you, you absolute moron.
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I mean, some would say I had too much time on my hands. #noniche #comedy #tvproduction #whatsyourniche
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This is a long thread for anyone who has lost a baby in lockdown: In 2016 I wrote an article for Standard Issue Magazine about my losing my baby, that you can read on Which led me to write an Edinburgh Show about it in 2017. .
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I can’t cope with how sexy I am so lord knows how you lot do? X.
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Watching #firstdateshotel and trying not to be sick. Thank god ive got this lot to hold my hair back and give me wine. #channel4
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Well, this was a smashing surprise. (And I LOVE surprises) I mean, it’s like people know me. BUT WHO SENT IT??? There’s no card or clue. WHO EVER IT WAS THANK YOU XX.#surprises #swearychocolate #thankyou
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Guys. stop it. (thank you!) x #firstdateshotel
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Well, someone is a very very very very happy bunny this morning! I’ve just taken delivery of this flipping amazing Valentines gift from @marmite and I CAN NOT WAIT to get stuck into this lot and the DYNAMITE 🧨. Thank you so much!!! #valentines #marmite #LoveItOrHateIt
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I'm overwhelmed by these:. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Edinburgh Guide.⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Chortle.⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ One4review .⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Broadway Baby.
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To all the mums out there that have their babies by their side and to those that have their babies in their hearts, well done. You are amazing. To all my friends who always message me today regardless of what they’re doing thank you.
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I won this award last night for fundraising. But it’s not just me that’s done it/doing it. SO THANK U @wilkypops @JayneDunphy @SarahMillican75 @JasonManford @joelycett @robrouse @MickFerry @justinmoorhouse @RachelFairburn Debbie Plumb @TheKagools @ThatGledhill @LukasKirkby 1/2.
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Tonight’s playground was AMAZING! Thanks so much to everyone that has watched for 33 weeks. We are so grateful. I’ll be back after Xmas, so have an amazing time, stay safe and see you on the other side xx #playgroundcomedy #comedy #twathats #xmas #love
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Well show 49 of Playground was a flipping hoot! You lot are marvellous! Thanks to @SarahMillican75 @GaryDelaney @SallyAnneComedy @davidhoarelol for being smashing, and to all the acts tonight YOU WERE ACE! #playgroundcomedy
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Still wired from my first proper live gig back last night. It’s 5.30am and I haven’t been this ‘alive’ since I died on my hole at my first gig. God I love my job. Am now watching a BBC4 doc about Tutankhamen. WIRED. #gig #wired #comedy #noniche #lovemyjob
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Did me hair innit. Now the house is covered in pink shit. Which would be fine but it’s not my house. #oops #pinkhair #lockdownbreakdown
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This is how amazing my audience were today when the power went. The show must go on gang and it did. THANK YOU TO EVERYONE that came today, can’t thank you enough xx
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Someone bragged that they ‘Never lose’ at Monopoly. This is the face of the GC© (Gentleman Caller) After his third consecutive thrashing from yours truly. Look at the hatred. 2020. What a year. #monopoly #thrashing #happyfuckingchristmas #gentlemancaller #comedy #hatred
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Current view. On route to London. Ducking out for the evening. Got meself on @ITVLorraine tom morning. I'll mostly be trying not to swear.
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Those poor kids waiting for their parents. What a fucking awful night, just unbelievable, unbelievable. Bastards. Absolute bastards.
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Can't tell you how chuffed I am with tonight's show. Thanks to the fabulous audience & acts for being so supportive and brilliant tonight xx
Well - we've @SarahMillican75 @JasonManford @justinmoorhouse @robrouse @MickFerry @LouConran @RachelFairburn ❤️
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The other day I stood behind a woman in the post office, who simultaneously flexed each buttock cheek, for the duration of her wait and service. A full 14 min bum clench. I’m still now trying to work out whether she was a fitness freak or (if it were me) about to shit herself.
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You know, we might be in a pandemic but last week I got to meet my teenage heroes @TrevandSimon over Zoom, and they did not disappoint. Me and @SallyAnneComedy got tipsy with them for our @or_swallow and we can’t wait for you to hear it. #spitorswallowpodcast #espressomartini
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Thanx for ur lovely words re #firstdateshotel FYI Rob moved to Scotland & got a lovely GF. I'm still here & still looking! #Applyhere.
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Morning! Woke up to a nice little ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️review from Edfringe Guide for my show. If you’re in Edinburgh and are free this aft then come and have a gander. #alindpd #comedy #EdFringe18
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1st show today at 1.20pm do come. Not if ur easily offended though. I've got a c**t, a couple of f**ks, and a bit about fisting. #mashhouse.
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As a single woman of independent means in 2018 I've never been more aware of just how important my girlfriends, my sister, my niece & my mother are in a topsy turvy world that continually belches up curve balls in the face of equality. Thank you all for your brilliance #IWD2018.
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This hot piece of ass (yes you @tomallencomedy ) Was a Delight to have a drinkiepoo with. Subscribe, review and share if you will? More fabulous guests to come, we’re excited and drunk now most of the time. @or_swallow @SallyAnneComedy
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I left this pitiful social media platform but now i'm back because apparently you "just have to be on it" so hello. Again. Humour me.
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. If Kim Cattral thinks this is worth favouriting then it must be true. 25th March @ComedyStoreMCR @SarahMillican75
http://t.co/lZ8at4QHln.
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Just sitting outside with the GC, having a lovely relaxed coffee. Cue: Massive splat noise. The biggest, greenist, bird shit lands right on him. (Imagine the sound of paint falling on concrete). Best. Day. Ever. @EddyBrimson brining so much joy to the people of Buxton.
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This gang. Fabulous first show that we’re renaming ‘Five women & a fight’ the power of the womb is strong. @BeffernieBlack @1Judilove @abigoliah @allysonjsmith @ComedyStoreMCR
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Tonight was so much fun. @EddyBrimson did a set, unbeknownst to him, with a SIM card stuck to his head! And I made the most shambolic Black Forest gateau you’ll ever not get to eat! Love our audience and love @thesarahmillican @garydelaneycomedian @sallyannecomedy @davidhoarelol
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Morning, n that. Been nominated for Best Compère in the NW, gis a little vote on this if you are so inclined. I thank you. X .
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Shout out to this bell end @SallyAnneComedy she is a tolerable companion, whom I sort of love a bit and who I wouldn’t give her a kidney (cos it’d be as bad as hers) but I would give her a quid for a trolley, as long as I’d get it back. #spitorswallowpodcast #mates #comedy #gig
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Vulgar and fearless. and they say I have no niche!.
🚨NOW STREAMING: @LouConran - At Least I’m Not Dog Poo Darren. “Lou is vulgar and fearless, intelligent and inviting - an expert in painting characters and riding the energy of the room.”.⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️. Watch HERE:.
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Various shots of me staring in different places. Don’t look me in the eyes you’ll fall in love with me & buy all the tickets to all my shows in Perth for @fringeworldperth & send all your Oz bound mates & you’ll only have yourself to blame. Which would be really helpful actually.
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Listen, you lot have exceeded our expectations. We’ve been absolutely astounded by how many downloads we’ve had. If you’ve not listened then today is the perfect day. Get your ears full of @TheNickHelm @SarahMillican75 @tomallencomedy @ayeshahazarika .
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⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ .Edinburgh Guide. Absolutely chuffed to pieces with this review from @edinburghguide .PLEASE COME!!! .@Gildedballoon @edfringe #edfringe2022 #ashow #comedy #female #standup
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I’ve just been ID’d at Gloucester Services and I’ve never been more fucking thrilled. 2020. what a time to be alive. #Gloucesterservices.
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Tonight’s Playground was mega as ever. Can’t thank the audience & @thesarahmillican @garydelaneycomic @sallyannecomedy @davidhoarelol enough for making an otherwise horrific 2020 absolutely amazing. Roll on 2021 & seeing you lot in the flesh. Fingers crossed. #playground #comedy
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The wizardry of @davidhoarelol has got us through 45 weeks of Playground. Thank you for being a legend. Thanks @SarahMillican75 @GaryDelaney @SallyAnneComedy And thanks to everyone at home watching you’re proper lush xxx.#comedy #playgroundcomedy #topnight
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Nothing phallic tonight for Playground, I’ve matured. (I’ve run out) But tonight’s players and gang were brilliant. Thanks so much for watching if you did, you make our night. #playground #nophallics
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All day I've been convinced I had a cataract. Just moisturiser on me glasses weren't it? . #bellend #needaholiday #cataract #moisturiser #smearerylenses.
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some times white wine is the answer to every life question. #whitewine #whitewhine #lifeanswer #noclue.
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Today I’ve mostly been planning what “Out-outfit” I’ll wear when this all ends and we can go on a rampage, I mean, be socially non distant. Maybe I’ll wear them all at once and do a costume change every fifteen mins like Cher or sommat #outoutfit #comedy #noniche #dress #clothing
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Today’s task. Learning ventriloquism. Nailed it me thinks. Watch out Nooky Bear.#ventriloquism #nookybear #naturaltalent #noniche
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For tonight’s Playground you lot are just brilliant! THANK YOU for always being so supportive and wonderful. #playground #comedy #brilliant
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What’s that Lou? A glass door on your Airbnb bedroom? Yeah, yeah it is. At least the curtains fit though ay? Oh.
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What else is there to do when @ArfurSmith is on stage and it shits it down? Get the audience on the stage of course! BRILLIANT @cambridgecomedyfestival #COMEDY #FESTIVAL #TORRENTIALRAIN #AUDIENCE
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Sometimes you just have to say thank you for all the wonderful people in your life that bring you joy, wine, pork, cheese, chocolate, aubergines, tea, and love. I’m a very lucky and blessed woman. #hormones
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I'm going to a Ball this evening. I have to wear a dress & shoes with heels on & brush me hair & everything. Going on my own as Jeff* is away this weekend. I'm nervously excited. I apologise now to @SayingGoodbyeUK if I do/say anything inappropriate. #mariposaball .*doesn't exist.
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Off to @edfringe tomoz. Come to my show. If u don't I'll be talking to an empty room & I do that every day anyway.
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Bringing the 80’s back today. I LOVE MY EARRINGS. And I’ve had a wash. And I’m wearing a bra. Today I have achieved. #beingbacktheeighties #perm #earrings #madeaneffort #corona
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Some shots from Sunday night @billmurraypub for @nextupcomedy I mean, the last one is special, but the rest are great. Thanks again to all that came. #filming #nextup #billmurray #comedy #dpd
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Don’t encourage @EddyBrimson he does not deserve it!!.
30+ weeks of #PlaygroundComedy and tonight was the first night I've ever seen @LouConran lost for words. Still laughing about that luggage 🤣🤣
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Tonight’s Playground crowd. You are as ever a delight we thank you for always being so supportive. If you can tolerate more me, and @sallyannecomedy a bit more then join @spit_or_swallow_podcast and join us for a live Instagram on Friday night for a drinkiepoo #playground
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How long does it take to eat a packet of crisps? I'll let u know when the woman on this train eventually stops. Approx 45 mins & counting.
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Well sometimes it takes a flipping good talking to yourself to get things done and to remind yourself how blummin marvellous you are. Words had. Stuff done. A good day. (Managed this tweet with no sarcasm. it's killing me.).
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Twins?.
Lou and I bought the same hair tool in Aberdeen. We went for slightly different looks as you can see. Lovely crowd in Aberdeen tonight. Thanks for coming if you did. My ace support was @LouConran (own show ticket link . Mugs etc are via the shop page of my
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Getting ready for tonight’s gig in Glasgow!! So excited! With @susie_mccabe and the GC @EddyBrimson and @BrennanReece and more! Whoo hoo!! #comedycellarglasgow #comedy #glasgow
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Not going to Edinburgh this yr but if I was I’d defo go n see:.@JoshPughComic .@Dyerlinquent .@Hayles_Ellis .@JenBrister .@ismaalmas .@SteveBugeja .@susie_mccabe .@MmmSausage .@jojosutherland .@TheKagools .@WilkinsonNicky .@Fordyclaire .This just for starters more recs to come x.
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Made this Melanzane alla Parmigiana (aubergines and cheese) last night and I can’t tell you how flipping fit it was. And I have at least 58 sessions of it left. Who knew vegetables were that delicious? #melanzaneallaparmigiana #food #fit #veggie
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You might be one of those people that likes to donate money to charity instead of doing Xmas cards. Do excuse me while I put my hat into the ring:. I'm attempting to raise £50k for @SayingGoodbyeUK after losing my daughter, you’d make my Xmas. Pls RT x.
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Today was last show. It took 26 days for an authority on igooling to be in the audience. But by god it was worth the wait. THANKS TO EVERYONE THAT HAS BEEN TO MY SHOW! I’ve had a blast xx . #bemoredarren #alindpd #edfringe2018.
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I'm on the BBC New Talent Hot list 2017 along with 3000 other people. #hotnothate #bbc #BBCNewTalentHotlist.
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Someone’s been up since forever and has made broccoli,.Courgette and Stilton soup. Now just have to wait seven hours to eat it. Oh and morning. #soup #restlesshead #cantsleep #cooking #leftovers
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This came out in December. I didn't share it at the time as I find Xmas v tricky & I didn't want to deal with the inevitable messages at that time. But if you or someone you know has been through baby loss this may help them. @SayingGoodbyeUK #babyloss #soultears #friends #love.
Interview with Lou Conran | Soul Tears | Talking about Baby Loss
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Tonight’s Playground. What a bloody top night! Our audience is the best. #cabbagetit #comedy #playgroundcomedy
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For those that watched the Playground tonight. Thank you as ever, you are the light in a COVID tunnel. Xx #playgroundcomedy #comedy #sarahmillican #newmaterial #gentlemancaller
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We are at this point of lockdown. Sorry, I am at this point of lockdown. The GC just has to let me express myself somehow. #poorgc #expressyourself #hadenough
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Drove to London for @comedystoreuk gig. Found out the Queen had died. Stared at a fanny sucker and am now driving home. What a weird/sad day. #ripthequeen #comedy #london #sadday
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BLOODY BRILLIANT NIGHT! I felt all intelligent and that, being in Cambridge last night, and Oxford the night before. I’m proper OxBridge now. Thanks to @thesarahmillican for letting me play x.
Wonderful Work in Progress show in Cambridge tonight. My excellent support was @LouConran. Thanks for coming if you did. See you at the Corn Exchange later in the year.
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