Gary Delaney: New tour now on sale
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One-liner comic. New tour Gary on Laughing now on sale. more dates to be added.
United Kingdom
Joined March 2009
Rejected joke. New tour Gary on Laughing on sale now. Link in bio.
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In the 80s scanning under hedges for porn mags was known as privet browsing mode.
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I’ve just made myself a cup of tea so I really must fix this teleporter.
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Most holiday stress isn’t real — it’s fear wearing tinsel. The Fear Season How to Resimplify What You Imagine Article link in comments...
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Stuff from an old show to plug a new show
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Top tip. Use emojis to help communication in real life by simply acting them out with your face. Eg turn the sides of your lips up a bit to make a ‘smiley face’.
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New tour dates on sale on Brighton, Doncaster, Folkestone, York, Hornchurch and more coming in January including Leeds, Edinburgh and Glasgow. Link in bio.
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Apparently on dating apps some girls want to know if you’re at least six inches which is easy for me as I’m actually 5 foot 9.
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🎄😂 Laffs4Kids turns 10! The North East’s biggest festive comedy night returns to @ArenaNewcastle on 14 Dec — raising toys & spirits since 2015 Featuring Chris Ramsey, Adam Rowe, Gary Delaney, Jason Cook & more! Preview 👇 https://t.co/1O53OumqQO Tickets: https://t.co/zCxgjHbfl6
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More tour dates. These are the extra dates that have recently been added to the tour. In January there’ll be a big tour extension with bigger rooms as we try to keep up with demand. There’ll definitely be Glasgow, Lichfield, Leeds, Edinburgh and Newcastle plus hopefully a bunch
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NEW // Firing jokes at blink-and-you'll-miss-'em speed, pun potentate @GaryDelaney is back with a brand new show, Gary On Laughing, and it hits venues across the UK throughout 2026, with extra dates just added! Tickets are on sale now 👉 https://t.co/YmdGTJzmMY
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What do I think about caricaturists? Let’s just say I refuse to be drawn.
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Mourning breath - When it smells like someone died in your mouth.
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This is a joke that didn’t make the cut for my Gary On Laughing tour. To see the ones that did come along. Please like, follow, share or even come to a live show if you like this sort of nonsense. Link in bio. New tour dates added yesterday. More next week and even more in the
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More tour dates added yesterday.
garydelaney.com
Official website of Stand up comedian Gary Delaney. Latest tour dates and news. Gallery and contact info.
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New tour on sale. Link in bio. This joke won’t be in it.
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Gary on Laughing Work in Progress show 6 in Darwen AKA Darren. @DarwenLTheatre Fab ‘n’ filthy crowd, many thanks to you all. Really enjoyed myself. Show starting to come together nicely . Got away with some thing I really shouldn’t have. Looking forward to the tour but slightly
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