IT'S VIDEO TIME
This one's about Knives Out.
More specifically, it's about the 20 seconds that Marta and Harlan play Go. Objectively, too few seconds to make a video about.
I did it anyway.
Huge thank to Ryan Li for the help on this one, btw!!!
unless this dude pops up with a Netflix special in six months, this might be the only known 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 case of a cultural event resulting in the cancellation of a man's whole career
VFX artists are so good at their job that, when studios want to erase all the evidence in their behind the scenese footage that they used a ton of VFX, they turn to....VFX artists
Amazon to ban the word "union" on its new worker chat app, per internal company documents leaked to me.
Other banned terms include "living wage," "slave labor," "harassment" and "restrooms"
i had never heard of James Somerton before the recent hbomb video, and now my feed is full of people citing the incredible books/essays/videos he ripped off.
i'm getting more quality recs than years of algorithms
doesn't make it right, but damn that's a neat silver lining
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As of right now, there is no post explaining this on his Patreon, which has been deactivated for most of this month
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“We have done a reset. We’ve restructured the business where we’re going to focus, where there will be a team with a ten-year plan focusing just on DC. It’s very similar to the structure... at Disney.” - Warner Bros. Discovery CEO David Zaslav |
BREAKING: Microsoft is laying off 1,900 people in its gaming division, including Activision Blizzard, just three months after closing its $69 billion acquisition. Story coming shortly (first reported by The Verge)
The NYT, having learned absolutely nothing from its previous botched coverage of "metaverse real estate" is continuing to carry water for people who have a vested interest in making bogus tokens in dead video games seem like The Future.
let's 🧵 this
@NandovMovies
Honestly between this and Infinity Conez, I'd watch a half hour video essay about how Asgardians have turned to some really dark humor to cope with their many tragedies lol
"he's still gonna own twitter and be in charge!"
shut the fuck up
everyone knows that
this is a rare opportunity to come together and tell the richest man in the world that he's a loser and can't sit with us
this poll WILL hurt his feelings
and that's all that matters
my prediction—or at least my hope—is that the most powerful long-term effect of the WGA/SAG strikes of 2023 will be that they become a catalyst for a wave of VFX unionization
I didn't share my piece yesterday about information overload because...I was overwhelmed.
We're hitting a real limit on how much news we can process and COVID is making it worse.
Whole Foods CEO John Mackey has a net worth of around $75M (as of 2017).
The average hourly pay for a Whole Foods employee is $15.69.
Mackey could personally "donate" a week of pay to all of his 91,000 employees for $57M.
feel like he won't tho
the very first thing anyone will tell you in the online content bizzz is that if someone tells you that you have to pay money up front to earn the privilege of making money, you are being scammed
I've been in Google's beta test for generative AI search results. I've also been playing Tears of the Kingdom.
I wanna talk about how this is a perfect example of how this new approach makes search results way, WAY worse.
And that's before we even get to the errors.
A 🧵
The first trailer for this game came out in May of last year. The gameplay trailer three weeks ago.
Absolutely nothing here relies on the Steamboat Willie copyright and, as others have noted, games like Cuphead and Bendy and the Ink Machine have riffed on this style before
Now that Disney is losing the copyright on the early Mickey Mouse we will see an explosion of new things being made.
Like this game, MOUSE 🔥
First person shooter, that I’d love to play
BREAKING: The FTC has proposed a sweeping new rule that would block all noncompete clauses in labor agreements. Companies would no longer be able to limit employees’ ability to work for rival employers.
alright i was gonna ignore this, but real talk:
as a bi dude who's never felt queer enough and *definitely* never felt cool enough
hearing shit like this thread frequently, from everything from randos to my friends. has genuinely made me want to kill myself at times in the past
Bi women with straight boyfriends who feel like you as a couple aren’t welcome in queer spaces, I would simply encourage you to have a cooler boyfriend
this might be one of the most infuriating things I've ever read any billionaire say for SO many reasons but chief among them:
a.) this implies that it takes billions of dumb people to make a tiny minority of smart people
and 2.) we ALREADY have a thousand mozarts
when Hbomberguy highlighted the extent of James Somerton's plagiarism so hard that he disappeared off the face of the earth, half the examples were less blatant than this
my feeds lately have been equal parts:
-- right wingers openly advocating for banning trans healthcare, education, and social acceptance
-- trans people rightly calling this an outright attack, and in some cases genocide
-- lefty-types staking a semantic debate on that last word
it’s chilling watching people call for the literal genocide of trans people. it’s even more chilling how few people care enough to say anything about it.
it's a minor point but "i hope you never get early access to video games" as an imagined punishment shows a far more dire fracture in how people relate to games journalism than any actual or perceived problem with games journalism
also, it can't be overstated how dumb amazon thinks its workers are
most corporate environments treat adults like they're children who will do what you want if you give them a sticker, but the idea that you could ban words like "unfair" but still make everyone happy is lololol
@oscerbun
@TommoTheCabbit
just don't want the one part of the film industry that's not unionized to get any funny ideas like that their work is important or valuable, is all
Really important to note that when real tech revolutions happened (PCs, the internet, smartphones, etc.) the use cases were not only obvious, but the capabilities were demonstrable.
No one had to promise the internet would *eventually* work.
Everytime you read about the next leap in "AI" and it's always a bullshit engine that just generates stuff.
Sure sometimes it adds actual links, sometimes it scrapes stuff to look authentic and true but when you know about the subject you realize just how surface level it is
Google's generative AI doesn't know what any of this means. It just knows that in real gaming guides, some words are likely to come after other words. So it stitches those words together.
Even when the information is accurate, it's taking up space from real human responses.
The gAI result (which I've often seen appear without being asked, btw), however, is more generic, useless, and pushes the helpful results down
Worse, they're often just rephrasing the exact sentences that the real guides wrote. It's fifth-grade book report level plagiarism.
Also, catch that bit at the end?
"You can also buy Hinox Toenails from the following stores:
Black Hinox
Blue Hinox
Hinox"
in case you're not a Gamer™️...those aren't stores. those are the dudes you kill to get their toenails. the dudes i'm asking Google how to find.
Setting aside that this is just scraping sites' content and cutting them out of traffic, it's just not solving the same problem.
No one searching for "hinox toenail totk" needs to know they're an item that comes from defeating hinoxes. They need to know where to get them.
fully transparent: I make around $90k a year. i have a reliable staff job at an established media outlet doing hands-on testing of a wide variety of products that i'm expected to have expertise on
the idea someone is making nearly twice that by copying others work is sickening
somerton was making $170,000/yr on patreon apparently and continue to belabor this point but: that is more money annually than i have EVER made in my entire career. and he did it, in part, by ripping me off.
here's the thing
i believe Google when it says it's not technically plagiarizing. but only because real plagiarism would suck less
in order for these gAI search results to not be useless, they need to be plagiarism. that's really all there is to it.
@LordRavenscraft
But Google says "WeRe NoT pLaGiArIzInG" though.
Glad we rolled out a "helpful content" update only to crap out AI-generated unhelpful content instead.
I've encountered this more often than not with Google's gAI results
When they work, it's because they're literally copying the results they're pushing down the page.
When they don't, they're irrelevant and make it harder to find the info I actually need. Or worse, they're wrong
among other things, this is why games journalism is so important
the "metaverse" hype was obvious nonsense from the start, if you knew anything about video games, VR, or even MMOs
news outlets ignoring gaming facilitated this failure, leading to billions in real world impact
the scale of this ineptitude is simply staggering
entire sections of the economy pivoted towards something so bad that it was functionally dead before it even got started. our entire society rejected it like we had antibodies for it.
ceos should have lost their jobs for this!
i think about this anecdote at least once a month. bezos fundamentally believes humans are lazy
and therefore the company spends millions of dollars to prevent thousands of workers fighting to get basic benefits at the jobs they want to keep
just galaxy brain shit
Like, I just can't stress enough: no, WoW and Fortnite and every other game have not been "diced" into "parcels" for sale.
That's not a thing! It's not even a thing anyone would confuse for being a thing! No one even wants that to be a thing! Why does NYT think this is a thing?
I say it a lot, but if you like the art of film, and hate the idea of studios exploiting and erasing the people who make your movies
...stop treating CGI like it's inherently bad and lazy. or should only be used "when necessary"
these lies are for you
@LordRavenscraft
This is fucking insane, they're so anti- the idea of cgi, they're using cgi to cover up their use of cgi. I don't know where this inane meme goes, whether we just realize it's stupid to be anti-cgi, or this kind of coverup just collapses in on itself in a preposterous controversy
this is obviously the fault of lawyers relying on ChatGPT without double-checking the work
but I also wanna warn my fellow tech journalists here
this is the kind of thing that happens when you uncritically cover tech and its capabilities to audiences that don't know better
@wright96d
i'm not here to litigate who is or isn't a VFX artist, and i definitely don't want to denigrate someone's work
but i like the headcanon that deliberately bad matte lines in BTS shots are the VFX artist version of sending out an SOS
okay but real talk, and i'm saying this to everyone who reviews everything, not just disney stuff:
if you don't have a threshold over which you say "I don't care how much money you have, this is not worth it" then you are not doing reviews, you're doing advertisements
i'm not exaggerating, i mean that literally
i don't perform "queer" very well. so the assumption most of the time is that i'm a straight dude
and sometimes? the way people around me respond to that makes me feel like i literally don't belong anywhere
employers would rather believe that the only competent people in the world are either in a 20 mile radius of their office, or on another continent, before they accept that maybe people are good at their job even if they're not watching you do it
Controversial take? Most don't have enough self-discipline to work from home.
This was NOT controversial before COVID.
I'd rather pay someone in India, the Philippines, or South America to work from home, at least I'll be getting what I pay for at 1/3-1/2 the labor cost.
it's good to withhold this guy's name but also if I got fired for telling a billionaire to his face that he is, mathematically, deeply unpopular, that anecdote would be my entire resume for the rest of my life
Apropos of nothing, Amazon recently admitted to handing over Ring camera footage to cops, without a warrant or the user's consent.
But sure they suddenly care about privacy when a union is involved.
LEAKED AUDIO: Amazon is stoking fears about privacy to turn workers against the union drive in Albany, NY.
Amazon falsely claims the union is selling personal information of workers who sign union cards.
Meanwhile, Amazon has routinely violated customers’ and workers’ privacy.
"it's like...when you tease movies for ten years, right?"
"yeah yeah, that's something marvel does!"
"okay, what else. what else. whaaaaat eeeelse"
"...sequel teases?"
"DIRK, YOU'RE A GENIUS"
I'll again note, this is something tech and gaming reporters would know to look and test for. A company's promise is not the same as an end product.
NYT, on the other hand, doesn't seem to do basic testing. No one who tested this would think this is how people will buy homes.
hey men, real quick
this is the kind of thing anyone with a uterus has to be thinking about right now.
just a heads up the next time you think supplying and using your own condoms is haaaarrrrd and you don't liiiike iiiiit
let's have some solidarity here.
legally, I don't think Google would technically be in the wrong if it stole a list of locations and thesaurus'd an "original" guide
but it would be self-destructive. because who's gonna keep writing those guides for the next Zelda game if Google's just gonna scrape your shit?
"it's over for egirls and onlyfans models because AI can generate sexy pictures"
bud, if the metric is there's a box you can type words into and see whatever lewd shit you want, that's been the search function on every porn site for decades
OF was invented *after* that
anyway i just checked, and i'm pretty sure this thread is the first time i've publicly, definitively, with no ambiguity, said that i'm bi
happy pride y'all
It gets worse when I search for "Hinox toenail totk location"
I want to know where to find them. First Google's gAI tells me to search Hyrule Ridge, West Necluda, and East Necluda.
which is...all of this. So thanks, Google.
i have lived through countless tech industry delusions, but i don't think i've seen any so severe and so enduring as the denial of the existence of sinus cavities
This was the first frame from an Apple Vision Pro review that made me believe we’re all going to be using and leaning into spacial computing soon enough. It always comes back to timers.
this dude sucks, but more importantly: this is exactly how studios will spin it if it actually comes to a strike
you saw how ruthlessly Disney went after one of its top stars over streaming money. just imagine when it’s all the studios/networks going after all the workers
But that's not a cool story.
NYT has repeatedly shown its uninterested in viewpoints critical of its coverage.
Carrying water for investors and grifters is apparently more important than accurately informing its readers, even with huge amounts of money potentially on the line.
"but you're bi! this is about straight men!"
i mean, first, pretty shitty way to treat the partner of someone you claim is welcome, but okay whatever
but the point is, you don't know. you have no idea.
you don't want to talk to someone? fine. but don't be an asshole.
this isn't anyone in particular's fault. and tbh my general perception is that most people need queer spaces way more than i do. after all! i'm a straight, white, cis man. what do i need--
wait hang on
that's how it goes in my brain. every single time. i just negate myself
This lack of institutional expertise also leads to absolutely baffling paragraphs like this one.
"most virtual gaming universes" here must exclude...uh...most gaming universes to make a claim like this!
This is a common trait in coverage like this. Talking up the selling points a company's PR team puts out, rather than testing something hands-on and seeing how it actually fares.
Also, customers are going to navigate through this to get to the demo? Really?
i've had partners *argue* with me, trying to get me to acknowledge i'm bi, because i just straight up can't internalize it
because i don't look like what a bi man is supposed to look like. i don't behave the way a bi man should.
so i get shunted into the "straight partner" role
and you know what happens when enough people treat you like something you're not—and treat you worse because of it?
you know what happens when you treat *yourself* like you're something you're not?
you just...don't want to be anymore.
for the 5 people not playing TotK, Hinox toenails are one of many materials you might need to farm
in the first example, the search results are all guides on how to farm these items. Sites that know this is what people are looking for have written guides for this exact purpose
this is, at least currently, the only tweet in this accounts' history that mentions sex work at all, ever
it is only the third tweet that even uses the word "sex"
someone got seriously spooked this week
Dear Sex Workers,
The OnlyFans community would not be what it is today without you.
The policy change was necessary to secure banking and payment services to support you.
We are working around the clock to come up with solutions.
#SexWorkIsWork
there's a weird gray area here too because it's not like the location of Hinox's in TotK is some proprietary information. anyone can write that guide and no one will be plagiarizing anyone else because their lists look identical
but Google isn't writing anything.
NYT interviewed many people for this piece, and nearly all of them have a very obvious, vested interest in making crypto land look like a valuable investment, including investors and even one of the Sandbox's co-founders.
It's unconscionable to pretend otherwise.
i want to be extremely clear, my suicidal ideation in the past has *way more and bigger causes* than just this
but it fucking feels like shit when it feels like the policy at the table is that everyone is welcomed and loved...but you? you better perform or fuck you
aight fine, let's do this
This scene is great. And the angry reactions to it prove its point all the more.
Because the point here isn't about whose suffering is worse.
It's about the consequences of anger, and who experiences them.
And y'all I got THOUGHTS. 🧵
The only way to get this paragraph is to define "virtual gaming universes" exclusively as the crummy games that are built this way. Which is self-selecting. Every game built to sell fake land, sells fake land like this!
Not even Meta's Horizon Worlds operates like this.
they're going to keep making this seem like it's about procedural things like not being invited to a zoom call or *suspicion* of leaking data
but there's a common thread here about who's allowed to speak up, and who *actually* gets silenced
For example, in the piece, NYT describes "cut[ting] the ribbon" on a KB Home exihibit. This implies a grand opening of a building.
The reality? A shoddy 3D tour (already extremely common in real estate).
IMPORTANT PSA: Everything Everywhere All at Once is on streaming services starting today
Theater-avoiders are officially out of excuses to not see this movie
The demo is, in fairness, the most elaborate thing I've ever seen in Decentraland.
It is also busted as hell.
At one point I got stuck inside a demo house, unable to leave without teleporting via the map. After getting out, the KB Home building failed to load.
being a bi man means accepting that you're going to gravitate towards queer spaces where there's a lot of, frankly, earned animosity towards the concept of men
and you can either perform being bi enough, or adopt the "respectful straight ally" identity. neither is easy.
No one really cares if someone steals Seth Green's monkey pic, but the NYT is casually implying that dropping $10k on a digital house will be normal, while also implying you don't need any ability to protect such a purchase.
It's just a laughably, obviously bad claim to make.
iconic "smart" people are almost always known because they had resources beyond intelligence
Einstein was a brilliant physicist. he also held positions at multiple giant universities over his life
Shakespeare was an amazing playwright. he was also an investor in early theaters
First off, as I've noted in the past, NYT continues to use IRL real estate language to obfuscate what's really happening. A basic familiarity with the video game industry would help contextualize what's going on.
(link to the piece: )
The piece then goes on to make even wilder claims.
Like that crypto "eliminates the need for a third party like a bank."
A bad claim for even buying jpegs, but ludicrous when talking about spending 5-7 figures on so-called "real estate"!
k but unironically, this is INCREDIBLE cgi for its time. the lighting on homer is perfectly accurate for the scene, the perspective is a dead on match, the model is expressive and conveys homer’s character brilliantly
this came out the same year as Toy Story
Banks provide more than just transaction services. They also provide, say, fraud protection.
If someone gets the password to your crypto wallet containing the NFT for your house, who stops them from just stealing it?
No one can. But NYT doesn't seem concerned with that.
i don't want to take space from anyone else
i WANT to let the people who don't have the privileges i do take center stage, and 99% of the time i do
i'm sorry, but i just had to say it. just this once.