Internet of Shit
@internetofshit
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i woke up mad about this bed still. a SUBSCRIPTION bed that NEEDS INTERNET to work. we have strayed so far from god.
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literally came back from hibernation to say i can’t believe we are in 2025 and people are buying BEDS that require an internet connection!!!!!.
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hi @eightsleep just so you know…. A BED SHOULD PROBABLY WORK OFFLINE
Woke up because my AI controlled bed is too cold. Went to adjust temperature and I can’t because the Eight Sleep app is currently broken. Can’t adjust by hand because I have a Pod3, not the upgraded Pod4 with physical controls. Now I am stuck in a cold bed. This feels dystopian.
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RT @csswizardry: Just went to a cafe for breakfast. Their menus are brass, laser-etched QR codes bonded to the tables. And they all point t….
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an honest account of all my meetings today.
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hello, it’s me your internet robot. i noticed you own a cat. please watch this ad for the Garfield movie to continue vacuuming.
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so wait you can literally almost kill people with an internet of shit and nobody is like “hey maybe we should regulate this crap now”
cnn.com
More than 200 people with diabetes have been injured when their insulin pumps shut down unexpectedly due to a problem with a connected mobile app, the US Food and Drug Administration said Wednesday.
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Please resubscribe to “mood lighting” for $10.99/month!.
“! Mood Lighting has expired” is an objectively funny thing to flash up on your screen, whether it points to a dystopian future or not. (Pinched from the ID3 FB group)
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this website is miserable now so in case it dies im gonna hang on threads too
threads.com
1.1K Followers • 0 Threads • fuck it put a chip in it (this is internetofshit from Twitter, some ass is squatting on my handle here). See the latest conversations with @internet_connected_shit.
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Well, Lg’s ceo would like to know what you are washing.
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Technology is incredible.
A woman who rang ABC Sydney radio said she found out about the Optus outage from her cat. The cat has an automatic wi-fi feeder (connected to Optus) & when breakfast wasn't delivered at 6:10 am, the cat went to the bedroom to lodge a complaint with management.
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Garbage company.
The @myQConnect integration will be removed from Home Assistant in release 2023.12. Chamberlain Group, the owners of MyQ, have released a public statement saying they will continue blocking access to third-party apps like the integration. Read more:
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i literally came out of hibernation specifically to tell @myQConnect to go screw themselves, good job bricking your own products and making your customers hate you.
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Congrats to Chamberlain for making every single person who owns a MyQ garage door opener never want to be your customer again. fuck you!
theverge.com
MyQ just broke the rest of its smart home integrations.
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RT @gamoid: The Orb is safe for eyes. The Orb is safe for skin. The Orb is safe for organs. The Orb is safe. The Orb is safe. The Orb is sa….
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RT @torbar: So apparently imax theaters ran off of palm pilots for the quick turn reel unit. And nowadays, rather than having it run off a….
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RT @__apf__: If your printer malfunctions:.1) Remain calm. Hold your ground or back away slowly. 2) Continue facing the printer, and do all….
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