Am I the only one that called one of these a DIB dabs? And not DIP? Genuinely shook

@sophiemcginn The Isle of Man TT Mountain Circuit is so big, you can fit almost 100 other famous circuits inside of it, including the Nordschleife.

people like steven crowder will see a fat person and tell them they should exercise and “get healthier” and then they do that and he mocks them for being a fat person exercising. you have no idea what “health” is you just hate seeing fat people exist

When Mamgu was dying with a brain tumour the lovely lady in the bed opposite told me she woke in the night to see a nurse sitting with Mamgu holding her hand as she slept. I’d pay ALL my tax for that service alone. Solidarity to the NHS staff who deserve proper working conditions

The threat of a yellow card doesn’t stop players diving, fouling or abusing referees but it has stopped them showing solidarity with those who are threatened with death for being in love. What an absolute fucking farce.

Lovely

If you're a bit strapped, pop down to the Members' Dining Room at the House of Commons for pressed chicken and caramelised onion with tarragon and chive jelly, pickled vegetables and thyme sourdough at £2.84. Don't forget to vote against free schools meals while you're there.

If you brought a marmalade sandwich to Buckingham Palace, but haven't dropped off any donations to a food bank, have a word with yourself.

The original video of my artwork here. Stay tuned, to discover more infinite stories!

Nearly face planted the top step

This summer is going to be tough for a lot of families, please #RT it may help someone

Amidst all the inevitable opprobrium being, rightly or wrongly, heaped upon Taka,we should perhaps take a moment to reflect on the fact that the dude head-butted a Ducati rear wheel in a MotoGP Race and lived to tell the tale. https://t.co/p3nvCHb2G2

Right, bunting down, Christmas decorations up.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

It is vital we discuss the F word or we risk facing regret forever.

Here is a concrete, little-known example of how @Channel4 provides value to UK citizens **without costing us any money**, and why privatising the broadcaster will 🚨strip this value away🚨 The year was 2010... 🧵🪡 1/15

Something that we're seeing here with Hulk, Albon and KMag is that quality drivers will ALWAYS be quality drivers Take them out of F1, throw them into a car and give them a day of running, and they're right up there with the driver that have been there for years

Arguing on Twitter is like beeping your horn in a traffic jam.

Will never get tired of sharing this story about Niki Lauda after he won the 1977 South African GP. He would have turned 73 today ❤️

McLaren ➡️ W Series @CharlotteSefto1 is joining @WSeriesRacing to lead the communications after seven years working with @McLarenF1 💪 We wish her all the best for this new challenge! #WomenInMotorsport

LEWIS: "Firstly, big congratulations to Max and to his team. "But I'm so proud of my own team and we gave it absolutely everything. I've felt great in the car the last couple of months. We'll see what happens next year" #AbuDhabiGP 🇦🇪 #F1