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I genuinely did nearly hurt myself laughing at this.
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RUTH JONES. Stop ignoring women in comedy please.
James Corden Delivers Britain’s Biggest Christmas Day TV Audience In 11 Years With ‘Gavin & Stacey’
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I don't have a wife or a daughter so it's really weird how I ended up believing all women should be treated with respect.
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Thing is I don't really want my MPs looking at tractors in work either. Just do your fucking jobs
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I couldn’t bring myself to throw out some of my Grandmother’s things so I got Katherine Jones to make these beautiful boxes. Individually they may seem like tat you’d find in the back of drawers but displayed together they make me so happy 💖💖
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I want to live in a society where my tax helps people get through shit times. I want to live in a society where I know if I run into shit times society will help me back up
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Bloody hell. Women play football, prove they’re actually good at it, now they have to argue if someone kissed them when it was caught on camera with loads of witnesses. It’s EXHAUSTING
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Oh my god can people stop wanging on about Royal Family gossip, the nhs is literally dying
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Imagine being so into your hobbies that you’d put a flare up your arse
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All I want is a political party that finds the Rwanda idea abhorrent and thinks Brexit is a bad idea.
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Moved house for the third time today since July so Rhod can be close to hospital. Life is a lot at the moment but we’re getting through it with the help of our wonderful friends and family ❤️❤️❤️
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Sorry but unless you’re my husband/immediate family/best mate, being any less than a meter away from me was weird in normal times
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Do you have any idea how it feels, to suspect if you are ever beaten to death, even by your fiancé, that the narrative will focus on the man and how he seemed nice, and not about you, and your untimely woman death?
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I bit my tongue during the jubilee, I kept my mouth shut for the whole mourning spectacle but if anyone tells me to ‘join in’ on the coronation I am losing my shit
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Super excited to announce after leaving my PR role at Centre Parks last week, I've just started at ITV's This Morning!!!!
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If I went to the GP and lied about having the symptoms of depression and had my family lie for me too, and then the GP went ‘Sounds like you have depression’ and I turned round and went ‘Aha I was lying!’ then that’s you being a bad journalist not them being a bad GP
#ADHD
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Watching Joe Lycett underline the ridiculousness of British political discourse feels like the first time I saw the sea after 6 months in lockdown
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Watching Ed Miliband now is like driving past a house you didn’t buy because you didn’t like the splashback tiles when the one you actually bought is buried on a circus grave and clowns keep dropping round to mourn
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I’m starting to think taking in about 200 bits of depressing news and conflicting opinions per minute whilst not seeing anyone in real life is bad for mental health
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The secret of success is realising you simply can’t have a full time job/career, kids, elderly/sick family, friends, a clean beautiful house, a social life, balayage highlights and wrinkle free face, sleep 8 hours and go to the gym. It’s hilarious to think that’s what’s expected
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@MelissaOng69420
Haha you mean be responsible for everyone’s feelings, protect everyone and never be protected?
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We don’t need everyone to do maths, as long as you can add and subtract, maybe times a few things. Get people reading literature, that’s what they don’t want - analytical thought, imagination and empathy
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- Don’t walk home
- I’ll get an Uber
- not safe either
- A cab? A night bus?
- No. Don’t dress too pretty or feminine
- Ok
- But not like an ugly frigid bitch or dyke either
- ok
- Don’t lead him on but don’t reject his feelings
- Ok
- And cheer up love it may never happen
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STARTS GETTING LIGHT AGAIN IN SEVEN DAYS
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This may sound mad, but do people outside Wales know who Nye Bevan is?
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Christ. It’s just hit me again that we didn’t visit my father in law because of lockdown and he got so down with not seeing anyone and he died on his own. And they were partying
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What a difference a year makes. What a ride. Screw you cancer.
Rhod Gilbert announces his first tour since cancer diagnoisis | 'It’s wonderful to be alive and going back on the road'
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‘If Little Johnny needs an overnight hospital stay at £750, a consultation at £250 and a paracetamol IV drip at £270, how much crowdfunding will Little Johnny need to raise when we inevitably switch to the US private healthcare model?’
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Nigel Farage being on I’m a Celebrity is exactly what’s wrong with the UK
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Dear men, I know you mean well when you say ‘I hate misogyny and violence towards women, I have a daughter’ but I sincerely hope you’d hate it anyway. Even if you only had pet terrapins.
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I often think about George Harrison, being in a band with two of the world’s best songwriters Lennon and McCartney (no pressure) and then just coming up with Something, (Frank Sinatra’s favourite song) Here Comes the Sun and While my Guitar Gently Weeps.
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Me and Rhod just realised it’s our 9th wedding anniversary, waved at each other across the room and then went back to separately being on our phones talking to other people ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Me and Rhod went out for a meal the other night and started chatting to a gorgeous couple who had also spent the last year going through cancer whilst isolating. Reader, we all got absolutely battered ❤️
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Just took off my bra and two roasted peanuts fell out.
Still ate them.
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Imagine working for a company where you can commit gross negligence, lie, break the law and be sacked, stay on the payroll, moonlight, go on holiday umpteen times when you should be at work and then apply again for the exact same job - which by the way, is as THE MANAGER
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Michael Gove being sacked amongst all the chaos is like the bit in Airplane! where all hell breaks loose and there's a topless woman for no reason
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If Scotland goes independent and rejoins EU we would look into moving there
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Being annoyed with young people for being scared of nuclear war by going ‘Yeah we went through this in the 80s, deal with it’ is typical older generations’ lack of empathy and partly why we’re in this mess in the first place
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In a cafe in West Wales where a woman passes our table, does an authentic double take, Rhod thinks ‘oh here we go, she’s going to want a selfie’, she stops and goes ‘How much jam is in that donut???!’ and walks off
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One of the biggest life hacks is just having mates who live near by
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It’s with huge heavy hearts we share that Rhod’s brilliant Dad, my wonderful father in law, has died. What a hole he leaves, at 88, the most knowledgeable, jazz-piano playing, Russian-speaking, old-school socialist, progressive men I’ve ever met. We shall miss him terribly 💖
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It’s so horrible how people in the U.K. who can’t afford passports or cars can’t vote now
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My Dad is really poorly in hospital, has been since before Christmas. Any love would be much appreciated ❤️❤️
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If people have to pay for GP visits and A&E they won’t go so the poorest will die or just have to live miserably with illness like in the olden days. They are literally putting rich people ahead of poor. So where will our tax go? Their mates?
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Did anyone else have a job at 14? I thought it was normal
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It’s trying to get this across to people who have always had a safety net - family money, property, land, contacts, jobs etc, been to the right school. Sometimes people just DON’T
I want to live in a society where my tax helps people get through shit times. I want to live in a society where I know if I run into shit times society will help me back up
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I know the world feels pretty grim at the moment but there’s still such kindness out there. People are remarkable ❤️
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Hands up if you care about Ukraine AND want the government to take responsibility for repeatedly and arrogantly breaking Covid laws
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We didn’t see anyone when Rhod’s Dad died in lockdown. We travelled to Wales with the death certificate printed out ready to show police if stopped. 10 people at the funeral, no hugs. Our friends died because their support networks ended. Don’t even feel angry anymore, just numb
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Maybe if little boys were allowed to read books where the protagonists were girls, without being told 'that's for girls', they'd grow up to be able to 'see' women and credit them?
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I was 40 yesterday and I went for a walk with my dog, got pissed in a posh tearoom with my husband and then had a mini Eisteddfod in the garden with my little cousins and Rhod Gilbert compering. What a day.
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English Cab Driver: Thing is though speaking Welsh is as useful as knowing Latin
Me: Absolutely, it means I have a deeper understanding of other languages so I found it far easier to communicate when I worked in countries like Italy, Spain and France.
SILENCE.
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I loved Gwyneth Powell. 8 year old me would never have believed I’d one day write silly things for Mrs McCluskey to say. What a performer. And so bloody lovely xx
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Who gives a fuck if people thought he was ok until he wasn’t. The news is what he did to that poor woman not what he was like when you all went bowling.
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Imagine being young and British and knowing you’ll probably never own your own home, won’t be able to access free healthcare as you start a family and get older and have to keep working until you’re ancient. In the rain.
I’d move.
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Dear
@Simonhartmp
we haven’t ‘moved on’ - my husband’s dad died after months of us not being allowed to visit him, he died without seeing his family and the loneliness killed him. Whilst you lot sang karaoke. Yours, a Welsh grieving family ❤️
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It’s mad how cancer patients can now just catch Covid whilst in hospital which weakens them and ultimately means they have to stop treatment
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Rising national insurance is mental. Tax the rich you mad fucks
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The only man I’ve ever known who could make an entire pub of strangers go on to another pub together.
Who thought drinking water was ‘too North London’ even though his politics were as ‘woke’ as could be.
Nos Da Dad 💔
(Martyn Harries)
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#Partygate
was the same day as Rhod’s dad’s funeral. He died alone after months of isolating and us staying away like they told us to. We weren’t allowed to hug our families when we finally did get to say goodbye.
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My parents still have their Christmas tree up and will only take it down when I make it home 💔
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I.e The tax payer will cover the costs of all appeals. During the biggest recession we’ve seen for centuries. Just reverse it like Scotland did you mad prick
Education Secretary Gavin Williamson has pledged that the government will cover costs of all appeals after thousands of students have not secured places at their first choice universities due to downgraded results
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No offence but I’m not taking health advice from a man who doesn’t know what a party is
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Covid is quickly dispelling the myth that art and theatre and music is for posh people. They couldn’t give a shit
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- Why you wearing a mask for? There’s no need now
- I’ve got Covid mate and don’t want to give it to you
He literally backed off so fast he fell over a bin. People are mad.
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Mad isn’t it, that we have what is probably the worst govt of our lifetimes and the only news we’re being given is live footage of a queue
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We went for a meal round my lovely neighbours house last night and because I’m not double vaxxed yet (everyone else was) Rhod kept making sure all the doors were open and I was sitting in fresh air all evening and it’s possible the most romantic thing anyone’s ever done for me
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Fuck it, I'm going to watch all of Cracker.
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‘My parents worked hard to put me through private school’
Ok, but a lot of parents work just as hard, possible harder, to put their kids through a shit school.
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Rhod and I have just volunteered to show people where to park when they come get their vaccinations. So if you fancy absolute fucking chaos, please come along
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IT’S NOT NORMAL TO HAVE YOUR GAS BILL PAID OFF AS A PRIZE
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Me: It’s a bit uncomfortable, yes
Rhod: You passed out in River Island
Me: Yes
Why I always take my husband with me to the GP to discuss
#endometriosis
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No adult knows what they’re doing. Not parents, not grandparents, your boss, world leaders. Everyone is making it up as they go along
Whats your opinion about Adulthood that will have you like this?
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People expect Labour to be perfect in order to vote for them whilst the Tories get away with insane evil batshit stuff & their voters will hold their noses if there’s one ok thing like inheritance tax.
Labour is like the eldest daughter and the Tories are like the youngest son
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‘Woke’ just means ‘not an arsehole’. So if you’re objective is to ‘challenge woke ideas’ you’re basically saying you’re an arsehole.
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Think kind thoughts
Think kind thoughts
Think kind thoughts
Think kind thoughts
Any one of you fucking pricks gives me or my husband Covid and they cancel our IVF so you owe us £6000 and a baby
Think kind thoughts
Think kind thoughts
Think kind thoughts
Think kind thoughts
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My nephew is getting the HPV vaccine this week to stop him getting the Head and Neck cancer Rhod had ❤️❤️
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Growing up my family wore their best clothes on Christmas Day. Does anyone else still do this?
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Imagine how much better the world would be if instead of nightly I’m a Celeb they put on a nightly classic film
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Hey, after tomorrow it starts getting lighter every day ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Sorry but Black Friday where I come from is the Friday before Christmas where everything shuts early so everyone can go out and get leathered and have an affair
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Is anyone else starting to lose it over how right wing we’ve become? Like it’s happened so slowly and gradually, from ‘Oh it’s important to hear what the fascist man on QT has to say’ to ‘Who cares if human trafficking is happening, if they’re not from ‘ere they’re going down’
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Me picking up a Chinese take away, 2010
Man: You want to get a drink?
Me: Oh gosh I’d love to but I’ve got a boyfriend
Man: From the fridge? You get a free drink if you’ve been in here more than twice this week
Me: Yup
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Someone needs to put the big light on
Anyone else find this photo sinister as fvck?
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Also, my husband’s cancer was missed on more than one occasion by private healthcare, finally dealt with by literal angels on the NHS.
Lose it at our absolute peril.
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Whenever I meet someone who intentionally repeats my Welsh accent back to me when I first meet them I go into full Dick Van Dyke cockney regardless of where they're from. Because that's how insane they sound.
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Finally had our family Christmas Day yesterday and it was ace ❤️
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We’re currently getting NHS care for my husband’s cancer &there’s no comparison - the level of care, the kindest, empathetic yet underpaid & overworked staff you’ll ever meet, people doing it because they care about people, who treat us like family. We can’t let the govt kill it
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Costa, Greggs, Next
Costa, Greggs, Next
Costa, Greggs, Next
U.K. towns are like the repetitive background scenery in Scooby Doo
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Anyone else’s partner shout like they’re in a nightclub when they’re on a Zoom call?
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If you’ve ever had your world fall down around you and periods of prolonged stress or grief, what tiny little things kept you sane and got you through it?
Mine were:
1. Lindt white chocolate balls
2. Colouring in with nice felt tips
3. Marian Keyes audiobooks
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