Live and direct from Tufton Street, it’s your number one
#PintSizedLoser
, oh yeah, it’s L3! Watch part 2 of our
@joerogan
and
@michaeljackson
interview. As comprehensible as a Nadine Dorries rant on
#bbcqt
, you dig?
🎵 L3 is deeply saddened by the recent allegations against GB News’
@danwootton
, as reported by
@BylineTimes
. In a show of support, we've swiftly recorded a song of defiance to stand by Dan.
Hit play and let L3's musical charm settle this matter once and for all. 🎶💪
#DanWooton
…
@sophielouisecc
Yeah. Changing the leader again for the 800th time in five years will really be in tune with the general public, let alone ‘the membership’.
@sophielouisecc
The incredible thing is that Tufton Street actually think you can win votes for proto-fascist political parties with the young demographics with these types of hot takes.
#FBL3
@Telegraph
@trussliz
Hi
@trussliz
. Regarding meddling 'faceless Whitehall' buerocrats, didn't you sack one prior to your mini-budget, which resulted in you tanking the UK economy and losing your job? In less than six weeks?
@Arron_banks
Well, he had the opportunity to let the people of Uxbridge and Ruislip judge him in likely bi-election, but then again your man is a complete coward for avoiding that process. You keep in good company as well, Arron 😉
@trussliz
‘I would never have signed up for something that didn’t deliver good value for taxpayers’ money’
Like, I don’t know…an uncosted mini budget that sent the markets into free fall?
📢🔥 Breaking News Alert! 🔥📢
@NadineDorries
labeled as an absolute bellend!
🎉🍻 As a Friday treat for y'all, L3 Music is dropping the bombshell hit single 'Moobs'! 🎶 Featuring none other than the infamous Nads and the fancy pants himself,
@BorisJohnson
. 🕺💃
Now, here's the…
@GBNEWS
@danwootton
Hey
@danwootton
, just wondering if you’ve heard L3’s latest chart smash hit? It’s a tribute to you. Give it a listen, you’ll really like it.
🎵 L3 is deeply saddened by the recent allegations against GB News’
@danwootton
, as reported by
@BylineTimes
. In a show of support, we've swiftly recorded a song of defiance to stand by Dan.
Hit play and let L3's musical charm settle this matter once and for all. 🎶💪
#DanWooton
…
🎵 L3 is deeply saddened by the recent allegations against GB News’
@danwootton
, as reported by
@BylineTimes
. In a show of support, we've swiftly recorded a song of defiance to stand by Dan.
Hit play and let L3's musical charm settle this matter once and for all. 🎶💪
#DanWooton
…
Oh, hi there! 😄 We, at L3 HQ, just love the scent of the L3 community in the afternoon. 🌞🌿 Especially after enduring a dreaded 7-day Twitter jail hiatus (booo!). Why? Well, our legal subsidiary, L3 Legal, issued some *ahem* forceful warnings to random Tweeters. But fear not,…
@Nanaakua1
@danwootton
@GBNEWS
Great. A sex offender, a vulture capitalist that crashed the economy, a royal family boot licker…and Christ knows what that bald guy on the right is.
@Conservatives
What better way to commiserate the 7% interest rates, and hundreds of pounds extra to pay on mortgages than getting on some cheaper pints.
#FBL3
🎉 Happy Friday, y'all! 🥳
L3 is back with a bang, teaming up with the Gallagher brothers (both
@NoelGallagher
and
@liamgallagher
) for our latest smash hit... 'Soapy Cumstain'! 🎸🎶
Now, let's talk about Sophie…apologies, it seems ‘Soapy’ lacks original thought and is tightly…
Happy Sunday, folks! 🎉 Tomorrow's our birthday, and you know what that means - a special treat from L3! Get ready for the premiere of our very first volume (of many, we hope) featuring our greatest social media hits. Sit back, enjoy, and savor 16 minutes…