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Quantative Retardio. My models are retarded or may not exist at all. Satire not financial advice. Do your own research.
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@LayahHeilpern
It's actually pretty good today. Are you using it or just farming engagement?
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$SC team is truly incredible to work through issues that would break even VC backed startups. If the coin and team overcame this, there is truly no limit to its potential. Study fintech, study strong community, study cats that are mf sharks. Fintardio.
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Sorry boss, can't come to work tomorrow I got sued by a pet cat for holding a meme coin. $SC
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In these uncertain times it’s helpful to invest in Fin tech. $SC
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Cats a mf shark. $SC
Gm swimmers! It’s been a long road, but we’re so excited to finally
announce our IP license for the Nala cat image!
@SharkCatSolana
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@JackNiewold
Our neural net classifier has found a 99% match to midcurve meme. The resemblance is fucking uncanny.
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This is an official public notice: me and Sydney Sweeney are now dating
This is an official public notice: Currently No coin or token in the cryptocurrency market has permission or a license to use NalaCat’s images. Buyers beware. We will be in touch later.
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Lost another bid on a house to an all cash offer. Guess I'll just yolo down payment savings into $SC since you either need $1M+ cash or it doesn't matter. Thanks Bodenomics! Casino stays on.
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I’m not saying this image represents Nala Cat… they are. In fact it looks nothing like her so judge for yourselves $SC
Crypto Cat Fight: Why the Legal Claws Are Out Over Solana Meme Coin Shark Cat
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$SC is the most fudded coin of all time. It’s no matter though, shark cat a mf apex predator of both land and sea. Billions.
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Just trynna protect my global brand over here. Is the cat still a mf shark bros? $SC
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A certain “global brand” watching the value of their IP crash in real time after lashing out at people that simply loved the cat now that there’s
#noFaceNoCase
.
Cat’s still a mf shark fins up. $SC
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Holy fucking shit Goldilocks job report. Look at the 10 year treasury price (yields tanked) in response. We are going to pump so fucking hard this weekend. Fins up!! $SC will rip.
cc
@LeftCurveCFA
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They trynna drown our boy only... he got gills and they don’t. Who do you think will drown first? Study fin tech. $SC
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Breaking: Fed Chair Jerome Powell has announced inclusion of $SC as a part of its Large-Scale Asset Purchases. He then doned a shark hat and proclaimed “cats a mf shark bitches fins up”
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Study having 9 lives while also being a mf shark $SC
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A preview of one of the paths forward. Also the precedent exists with $WIF. See how Kraken handles
@dogwifcoin
@SharkCatSolana
team reached out to us - professionally and swiftly 🤝 And look, our cute cat has a new look!
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$SC is battle tested. The cats that are mf sharks will be fighting on behalf of CT for that rate cut outside the fed. $TIM just gonna do $TIM things
🎈🖕🏼
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This is a fact - especially women. Show a picture to any woman in your life and watch their eyes light up. Part of LCC original thesis for $SC is we’ve never seen a higher appeal coin. With IP fully licensed, $SC is destined for billions.
Shark Cat $SC has one of the best normie attraction rates. Every normie will be willing to ape into the cutest cat on crypto.
We have MASS appeal and attraction so all we need is eyes.
once mainstream media hears about the cat race, they're all going to ape shark cat. we're
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Can’t stop $SC
@SharkCatSolana
team reached out to us - professionally and swiftly 🤝 And look, our cute cat has a new look!
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The Hedge Funds and VCs tried to steal a community owned organic memecoin and the community told them kick rocks. So fucking bullish $SC
Throughout the last 10 days, we have been in communication with the Nala Cat team.
We’ve reached a dead end as Nala’s owners have demanded 10% (!!) of the total supply ($20m at the time) and a complete handover of the project.
We counteroffered their team over $600k in tokens
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Our $SC modeling is looking strong. Holder count growth is one of the strongest indicators in our price models and we're seeing it accelerate. Early whales that don't understand the attention economy driving price down temporarily. Stay strong holders and believe! cc
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You’re waiting for $BTC to stabilize before bidding $SC? Big mistake
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$SC holder count swimming to new highs by the second
Our $SC modeling is looking strong. Holder count growth is one of the strongest indicators in our price models and we're seeing it accelerate. Early whales that don't understand the attention economy driving price down temporarily. Stay strong holders and believe! cc
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$SC holder growth accelerating faster and faster. The cats a mf shark ladies and gents
Our $SC modeling is looking strong. Holder count growth is one of the strongest indicators in our price models and we're seeing it accelerate. Early whales that don't understand the attention economy driving price down temporarily. Stay strong holders and believe! cc
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Don’t be left out of the first cat to $1B celebration. $SC party gonna be 🔥
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Shark Cat $SC lore. The Negotiation (abbreviated).
For full theatrical re-tellings. please see:
Chapter 1:
Chapter 2:
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$SC Strong Community
It’s gonna 10x. If it was going to die it would’ve done so already. It’s going nowhere. Community strong. Controversy is bullish.
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“It’s both a cat and a shark? How is that possible?”
Study the Double-slit experiment. $SC
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Left CurVe Capital's large network graph modeling shows all potential nodes for $SC have already been attacked by the suits. In other words, there's no bad news left. Simple changes by the team are likely happening as we tweet and the nodes will be healed. Even if you are not a
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If this is
@coinbase
think about which coin stands to benefit the most from this?
@SharkCatSolana
$SC
New first time buyer today for $wif.
has accumulated over 705K hats in 3 hours.
almost 35K sol left ($6 million+)
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This is incredible. Believe. $SC
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Shark Cat $SC favorite meal be wagyu beef though. He a mf carnivore. And look at that formal bow tie. Chic af.
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Sellers of $SC should know who they’re going to war with. Not stopping until $1.
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LETS GO SC
@SharkCatSolana
$SC
Don’t be left out of the first cat to $1B celebration. $SC party gonna be 🔥
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With $SOL pumping into the weekend the r/r on $SC right now is unmatched. Reversal coming - don’t miss it
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I told my friends and family that were asking me about $SC they shouldn’t buy it because a random person in an 8,000 person online chat room openly broadcasted his annoyance that a crypto influencer liked another cat coin more and then said influencer posted about it. Thx Brando
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Our latest quant hire, a PHD in quantum physics, just proved his Memetic Quantum Entanglement Theory (MQE) with $WIF and $SC. We’ve submitted his work to
@NobelPrize
committee. cc
@LeftCurveCFA
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GM sharks, here’s what we’re looking at today:
All eyes on the majors after
@GCRClassic
saved the markets yesterday. We are hoping to see a big recovery today for a few reasons:
1) The movements in tradfi markets Friday imply all these suit assholes knew that this Iran
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I told you memecoin mega pump May. Higher. $SC
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The suit squad after claiming the “revenue” of an intrinsically worthless entry in a decentralized ledger is ill gotten and threatening to seize control of an asset class that 3 letter agencies and nation states have spent decades fighting. $SC
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Our various ensemble models for $SC all converging on 20k holders and $200M target today.
20k is a bit more than an average sold out NBA stadium. We are going so much higher.
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@LeftCurveCFA
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Will your coin make it out of PVP season? Choose wisely $SC $WIF
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My reaction to my boss when he asks me to do a single task related to my job during good macro fueled mega memecoin pump May. $SC $KURT $TIM
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What does this mean? It means the cats a MF shark. $sc
Hey all, we’re getting into crypto 🙀
I’ve decided to partner with
@SharkCatSolana
to educate our cat-loving audience about meme coins, starting with cat coins!
What does this mean for you and this page? Read on 👇🏼
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Breaking news: LCC’s contacts at the White House and in the media have confirmed the $BODEN admin is planning a strategic $SC buy back for the Strategic Shark Cat Reserves. They’ve provided us pre-prints which we’re sharing. Expect continued upward price pressure. Cc
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Rumor has it the Fire Nation is going to be extremely vulnerable today. $SC
#Eclipse
#Eclipse2024
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@TweetsOfCats
He’s actually part cold blooded because he’s a Shark Cat $SC so he likes the sun. Violence is true though.
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Did you know pet influencers are fronts for a bunch of robber baron suits? Fight back with $SC
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Study the Streisand Effect. Study the origins of crypto. Fintardio. $SC
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Breaking: President
#Sharkcat
has signed an executive order designating $SC as legal tender. Expect $SC to quickly become adopted as the new global reserve currency.
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GDP came in low but PCE came in hot. Markets are not happy as yields spiked. Big stagflationary result. We’re going to simply hold our Shark Cat $SC tight and watch the
#NFLDraft
draft tonight while this blows over.
Morning Surf Report w/ Left CurVe Cap:
Majors look shaky with pullbacks across the board driven to looming Geopolitical uncertainty and macro data prints next week
Positive news on either front is positioned to send high beta assets significantly higher
For the sharks out
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What news will Jerome have for $SC today? Stay tuned.
Breaking: Fed Chair Jerome Powell has announced inclusion of $SC as a part of its Large-Scale Asset Purchases. He then doned a shark hat and proclaimed “cats a mf shark bitches fins up”
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This is an official public notice to my mommy after blacking out at the Spainaird last night:
This is an official public notice: Currently No coin or token in the cryptocurrency market has permission or a license to use NalaCat’s images. Buyers beware. We will be in touch later.
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This is an official public notice: Left CurVe Capital has copyrighted all hats. If you’ve ever worn a hat, made a meme with a hat, or even thought about a hat, our lawyers will be in touch.
cc
@LeftCurveCFA
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@c0mputerbrain
@EggNamedCregg
@wenwencoin
@bonk_inu
@boden4pres
@dogwifcoin
@Moutai_Sol
@costcodogsol
@chonkycom
@MewsWorld
@Slerfsol
@mumu_bull
$SC is literally second in your most important metric and you’re ignoring it in your commentary?
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$SC is free to swim. Black box blocking laser eyes removed. It’s pump only szn
#NewProfilePic
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Your bag of $SC is not big enough.
🦈🐱 Shark Cat Team Update:
Since our community takeover (March 26, 2024) we have been working (quite literally) around the clock to bring this project to the next level. We are a team of 10 and there are a lot of moving parts.
Goals we’ve achieved so far:
- CMC listing.
-
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Cat coins pvping like they’re strays fighting in an alley for scraps. Bros we in a shelter in a rich neighborhood and about to be adopted into nice homes. WAGMI $SC $POPCAT $MICHI
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Welcome to the weekend retards. $SOL pumping should alleviate some of the intense PvP we’ve seen and bring a taste of much needed PvE. We’re hoping this nice liquidity ingestion lifts all coins this weekend. $SC is primed for a beach ball underwater rebound and we like $glub as
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Our geopolitics specialists are monitoring the potential for
#WW3
escalation.
After consulting with them we recommend doubling down on the only coin to survive insane levels of FUD,
@SharkCatSolana
$SC. $SC is battle hardened and ready for a nuclear apocalypse. Cc
@LeftCurveCFA
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Dips bought. If you need LCC we’ll be at the pub having many pints and waiting for this all to blow over. Cc
@LeftCurveCFA
$SC
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@chumbawamba22
Shark Cat $SC down on lawsuit FUD. Bullish because $SC is now the anti-establishment memecoin. Fuck the suits.
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I love shark cat
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@ResqVerse
@iamnalacat
@southardinc
“We’re not suits”
*hires Madison Ave PR firm
*calls self “Global Brand”
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This is an official public notice: any cat can be a shark - not just greedy VC suit owned cats. Check out
Carry on shark cats! $SC
This is an official public notice: Currently No coin or token in the cryptocurrency market has permission or a license to use NalaCat’s images. Buyers beware. We will be in touch later.
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