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I m in a village in Bundelkhand. It's voting day and entire village is voting for BJP. This village is very special. Most of the houses have 'Jai Shree Ram' written on walls. People of village bring out a prabhat pheri at 5 A.M. daily chanting Jai Shree Ram with arti thali...
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@ReelReptile
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@ShyamMeeraSingh
Matlab tum 5 saal se apne pita ko nhi samjha paye, lekin voting ki queue me lagte hi unhe brahmgyan ki prapti ho gyi. Ninja technique to fool your supporters but u know what they would believe bcoz they r your supporters.
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Before Prabhat pheri, pujari ji from temple announces through loudspeaker for villagers to join pheri. These people r keeping Dharm alive.
@ExSecular
@saket71
@Chanakya_Bhakt
@TheAtulMishra
@ShefVaidya
@ByRakeshSimha
@LostTemple7
@Sweet_HoneygaI
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I just want to add some points-
1. It's not my village. I m just here for work purpose.
2. This village is in Jalaun district and there r many villages like that here .
3. Most of the population is OBC/SC here. Some general castes houses also.
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@FriedrichPieter
You won't believe Pieter, neither Indians nor RSS knows you. You were a nobody when you were so called fighting with RSS and you r still a nobody. So chill nobody knows you.
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@IsmatAraa
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@ola_supports
@ThePlacardGuy
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@NijiSachiv
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@rearviewfour
@stats_feed
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@ByRakeshSimha
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पानी से पानी मिले, मिले कीच से कीच।
ज्ञानी से ज्ञानी मिले, मिले नीच से नीच।।
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@RajaHusnainUmar
@JamesFaulkner44
@thePSLt20
@TheRealPCB
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@MindhackD
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@_sayema
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@nav_journo
@IndiainUkraine
@MEAIndia
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@csaitheja
RRR was of Ram Charan only. JrNTR was just a side hero. It could have been made without JrNTR.
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@vaibhavdamoh
No doubt why these zombies couldn't clear NEET despite multiple increase of seats since 2014 🤣🤣🤣
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@salman_jmi
@sanjukta
U haven't seen lucknow muslims. I know some rich muslims who don't have TV in their home as it's haram. But they watch porn on mobile.
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@IndiaExplained
@ShivAroor
This account
@IndiaExplained
is run by a pedophilia Rohit Chopra whose account was suspended by twitter for grooming a child girl.
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@Cryptic_Miind
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@Being_Humor
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@YoBlackPepper
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@minicnair
@jishnu0605
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@desi_thug1
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Sunil Gavaskar has 15 centuries in SENA. It shows how great he was.
One of the stats to prove that Chris Gayle was an underrated Test player. No non-SENA opener has more than 3 centuries in SENA countries in the 21st century, Chris Gayle has slammed 6.
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@iamharunkhan
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@AsmaZehradr
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@Raza_AKhan
@khalidmfp
@mangal322
@common000786
@ShadowSakshi
@asmatasleem13
Truth is not blasphemy. Tag US police to arrest Elon Musk 👇
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@RamNareshAK
@csaitheja
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@parthiv9
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@MJ_007Club
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@iMac_too
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@JimmyConnors
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@rajbansal9
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@ShyamMeeraSingh
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@fhzadran
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@alok_bhatt
@narendramodi
Look at his selflessness in 'what have I done for country'. And we have Delhi voters who sold their souls for 200 units of electricity and free water
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So u r ok if other countries ban hijab, niqab, burqa etc
As a Qatari I’m proud of what happened.
I don’t know when will the westerners realize that their values aren’t universal. There are other cultures with different values that should be equally respected.
Let’s not forget that the West is not the spokesperson for humanity.
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@OpIndia_in
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Kailash temple of ellora is the biggest human made wonder of world. No art of the world is even 10% of it.
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@yamigautam
U r a very good actress. U don't need validation from paid reviewers. Her only identity is that she is the wife of a producer. U have worked very hard and we enjoy watching u on the screen.
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@HinduHate
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Pichli bar aisa Amit Shah k liye bola tha or agle din Rahat Indori nikal liye the
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@ByRakeshSimha
There came many sardars and they started shouting in high volume. They forced my friend and girlfriend to wash their plates and then let them go. After listening to this, I didn't visit any gurudwara in my life. Now I only go to temples where only love is served not hatred.
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@Heated_Debates
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@NijiSachiv
कल आप ज्ञान दे रहे थे। हमारे बच्चे हमारे बच्चे कर रहे थे। सरकार की एडवाइजरी की बत्ती बनाकर स्थान विशेष में सिर्फ इसलिए डाल ली क्योंकि इन्हें और इनके मां बाप को जीवन से अधिक पैसे प्रिय थे। जो समझदार थे वो पहले ही आ गये थे। ये चू** ही बच गये थे।
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Singh and Kaur in Sikhs are taken from rajputs. No offence to you but nothing of Sikhs is original.
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@MeDamselDee
She was so upset at that time that she took pics of all pregnancy tests and after surgery with her BF. Very tough to imagine the pain.
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@TheLegateIN
When I saw the behaviour of employees of PNB, I always knew they can take on China. Well done PNB. Waise kahi aap PNG ki baat to nhi kar rahe?
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