Roomie - Hey Google, tell me a bed time story. #googlehomemini - I don't have any stories yet but try counting sheep, meeeh! Roomie - One. *waits* After 5 seconds I burst out laughing from the other room overhearing this. #OhTechnology

I really need the weather to commit to being warm like… I have sundresses to wear, strawberries to eat, etc

No one warns you that one day as an adult you’re going to get tired and then you’re never going to not be tired again after that.

I’m going to laugh because I don’t want to hurt your feelings but yes, I’ve already seen that meme you sent me.

We’re overdue for a class action lawsuit about airplane WiFi.

https://t.co/y0sTb1OExI

'Naatu Naatu' from 'RRR' wins the Oscar for Best Original Song! #Oscars #Oscars95

Keeravani garu truly deserves to be on top of the world! #RRR #NaatuNaatu #Oscars2023 #OriginalSong

Naatu Naatu performed live on the Oscar stage! MY TELUGU HEART IS SO PROUD👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 #RRR #NaatuNaatu #NaatuNaatuForOscars

The best part about subtitles is that I don’t have to stop chewing

This is how a perfect day looked like in 2001! #nostalgia

“who got you smiling?” the voices in my head cracked a joke leave me alone.

i would like taylor swift herself to try to get tickets to her own show

I'd rather go stand in line in the cold at the venue to be in queue behind 2000+ people! Do better @Ticketmaster 😑 #TaylorSwiftErasTour #TaylorSwiftTix

Philly sports fans right now #wevebeencursed

Real jealous of all the bears getting fat and preparing to sleep for months

going to work so embarrassing, letting everybody know you need money

The nail salon gonna help you practice boundaries. Learn to speak up 😂

YEAH I’m down to go out again tonight

Dogshit - Very poor quality Bullshit - Not true Horseshit - Nonsense Apeshit - Rambunctious Batshit - Insane This is an excellent feature of English that we should continue building upon.

she's a 10 but she cries when she's angry