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@theDapperilla
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i chose to be a gorilla for no reason instead of being myself.
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I didn't know about mascara, I thought girls just cried ink like squids.
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This girl told me she went to a fred again concert and got mad at me when i asked if she liked it the first time
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you can't "fumble" someone, they just didn't like you enough bro
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being addicted to your phone is crazy cuz theres nothing even good on here.
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Books are so cool because there are NO FUCKING ADS IN THEM.
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I switched all the labels on my wife's spice rack. I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.
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Turns out I got my wife the wrong Dyson Air-Thing. Anyone want it? Serious offers only. Must bring own van and electrician.
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Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand t-shirt. She couldn't even name 3 other main causes of the outbreak of World War I
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Someone wished me Merry Chrysler, but I didnโt have the heart to tell them I celebrate Toyotathon, so I just said Happy Honda Days.
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Me making sure the music on my story is perfect (nobody cares)
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