Hey @VerizonSupport your AI "help" service on your website is worse than useless.

Hey @OceaniaCruises how do I get off your mailing list, you send the most insane amount of junk mail I've ever seen

Brownshirt ICE rolled up to my local Home Depot today and got the F-off treatment. Shoutout to this woman because this is exactly how it’s done. No badge, face covered = F*ck all the way off. 📌 It’s on us citizens to stand up for our vulnerable brothers and sisters.

Damn dude hell yeah

And tariffs are OFF, for now.

From @SmithsonianMag: The Dramatic Rescue of the Citizen Sailors Who Patrolled the Atlantic Coast Looking for Nazi U-Boats by @davidwolman @Julianwrites Everyday Americans risked their lives watching out for enemy submarines. #Longreads #Longform https://t.co/t9cHnOFTPm

https://t.co/SZm0ll9egM

gaetz not ready for the major league, returns to minors

If you’re more upset about a transgender woman using your bathroom than you are about a rapist felon running your country, congratulations, you are an idiot, an asshole, and you’re in a fucking cult.

Trump truck spotted out in the wild in its natural environment... seeking gender-affirming care.

Hey @XfinitySupport, you're telling me I have to *call* you reset my password? That's ridiculous.

HOWARD DEAN: HOOOWAAAH! 2004 ME: this guy's a damn loony toon. politics is never gonna get wilder than this.

I joined @PiersUncensored in NYC today with a *lovely* panel to discuss why I believe Kamala Harris will win #Election2024 and become the first female President of the United States. Here's my explanation in less than 2 minutes. Cliffs Notes: The righteous rage of women

THE SCREAM BRO 😭😭😭

As we all await the outcome of what feels like a make-or-break election, I want to offer some perspective, if you’ll hand a fellow with eight-plus decades the mic for a moment.

if kamala wins jimmy carter is going to die like yoda in return of the jedi immediately after

The funniest outcome would be if we all go to bed tomorrow night with no winner declared and when we wake up it’s June 28th, the day after the Biden-Trump debate, and we’re all trapped in a 4 month long time loop for the rest of eternity.

English is awesome

Is the cancer back?

It's okay to take a break today—it even better if it includes cookies. 💙