Cookie Monster
@MeCookieMonster
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Me official. Me love cookies! Me officially love cookies.
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Me no geologist, but me think dat rock look a lot like me...
Meanwhile volcanic rocks are being found in Brazil that look like Cookie Monster
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Me no cry because cookie is finished. Me smile because cookie happened.
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Today canceled. Me staying in bed and eating cookies.
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Me just took a DNA test turns out me 100% cookies...
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Dis year me focusing on me self-care. When me need little love, me going to give meself cookie.
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There is more to life than cookies, but cookies are still big part of it.
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You can take away me blue checkmark, but me cookies are off limits!
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Me don't know who needs to hear dis, but go eat cookie.
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Me still get to keep me cookies if Twitter shuts down, right?
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Me keep having to start new batch of cookies for Santa because me keep eating them.
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You leaving WHAT out for Santa tonight? Can’t talk, me gotta find hat and fake beard.
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Me here to talk it out whenever you want. Me will also supply cookies. 💙🍪
#EmotionalWellBeing
Wow! Elmo is glad he asked! Elmo learned that it is important to ask a friend how they are doing. Elmo will check in again soon, friends! Elmo loves you.❤️
#EmotionalWellBeing
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Who care if me eat carrot, broccoli, and lettuce? Me still Cookie Monster. Me not a sham.
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Sent meself cookies today. Dis Valentine’s Day all about self-care.
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Did you know me name is Sid? But me still like to be called Cookie Monster.
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Me have question. How many Christmas cookies too many?
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Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this?
Me: COOOOKIES!!!!
Therapist: No
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If dat true, then me think sugar cookie walked so chocolate chip could run.
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Me loved having you on our Street,
@SZA
! Let me know which type of cookies are your favorite for next time. 🍪
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Me voted for iHOC - International House of Cooooooookies! 🍪
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Me at Wrigley Field to sing 7th inning stretch today! Me no can wait!
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ME LOST HOUR OF PRECIOUS COOKIE EATING TIME! WHAT ME GOING TO DO NOW?!
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DIS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF! ME COMING! HOLD DA CLEANUP!
Loads of delicious cookie dough spilled onto a North Carolina highway
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Me had to do dis too!
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Me hate shrinkflation! Me cookies are getting smaller. 😔
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How many cookies you eat today? Me lost count for meself.
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Ice cream truck passed by today. Why there no cookie trucks? Could be new business opportunity!
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Today me street is celebrating 50 years! Me hope dis celebration has cooookies…
#Sesame50
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Chicago, me love you. Me had fantastic weekend in da Windy City!
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It’s okay if you don’t have a valentine. Me want you to treat yourself today, bestie! 💙
#ValentinesDay
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On Halloween people dress up like monsters and walk around asking for sweets? Dis sounds like what me do every day.
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Da best thing you can cook is cookies. Dat's why they spell it dat way.
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Me is flattered
@quintabrunson
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Quinta Brunson wants Cookie Monster and the “Sesame Street” gang to guest star on
#AbbottElementary
.
#GoldenGlobes
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When me hear someone say they don't like cookies🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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Me: Eats cookie.
Me brain:
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Me: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!
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Today me will live in the moment, unless it’s unpleasant in which case me will eat a cookie.
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Bad day? Eat cookie.
Good day? Eat cookie.
Either way, me eat cookie!
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Maybe you hear rumor that me going on a diet. Not true. Me just eating healthy foods AND cookies. What wrong with dat?
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dat it, bye Twitter!
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April Fools jokes make me one stressed monster. Me need cookie.
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It look like 2020 me year to shine!!!!
Presenting PANTONE 19-4052 Classic Blue, the Pantone Color of the Year 2020. A timeless and enduring blue hue, timeless in its simplicity.
#pantone2020
#coloroftheyear
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Me eat all the cookies in the Upside Down, so me come here to find more cookies.
#StrangerThings
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DA COOKIE MONSTER GIFT GUIDE FINALLY HERE! Use dis comprehensive list to find perfect last-minute gift for everyone on your list:
1. A cookie
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Me and Gonger taking cookie requests. Leave 🍪 if you want one.
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Someone ask me, “Why you always tweet about cookie?” Me ask back, “Is there anything else to tweet about?”
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It me birthday today! Me going to celebrate with 2 cookie cakes! One cookie-shaped cake, one cake-shaped cookie. Cover all bases.
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Me going to have cookie as soon as me finished tweeting. So… me finished!
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Sometimes Moon look like giant cookie. Must look into joining space program.
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Me doing okay. Me would be doing better if me had some cookies!
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Keeping meself up late tonight, one cookie at a time….
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Happy birthday me amazing red friend,
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#HappyBirthdayElmo
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Three day weekend! Dat mean more days for cooooooooookies!
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Merry Christmas! Me hope day is filled with coooooooookies 🍪🍪🍪🍪
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Sometimes me like to lay in da sun to know what it feels like to be a cookie in da oven.
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🎶 Me get knocked down, but me get up again
Veggies never gonna keep me down 🎶
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Contrary to popular belief, me don’t only eat cookies. Me eat three square meals a day… with lots of circular desserts.
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Cookie is a sometimes food. Luckily, that some time is now! 🍪
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You are just going to scroll by without giving me a cookie?
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Me saw falling leaves today. Let da countdown to Christmas cookies begin!
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When something is important, it mean a whole lot. Make sure your friends know how important dey are to you, just like beautiful cookie.
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Me writing a strongly worded letter to anyone who does not like oatmeal raisin cookies. Me respect your decision, but me don't get it.
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