I believe this to be an EXCELLENT choice.

NEW VIDEO! #WeCantGoBack We cannot ever go back to this insanity.

I don’t really do endorsements. I’m not shy about sharing my views, but I hate politics and don’t trust most politicians. I also understand that people want to hear from me because I am not just a celebrity, I am a former Republican Governor. My time as Governor taught me to

Walz: Look, I won't waste all of the time. I will talk about his running mate. His running mate, Elon Musk. Elon is on that stage jumping around skipping like a dipshit.

Hey @elonmusk and @realDonaldTrump you don’t think we see what you’re doing…fucking traitors. #fuckthesetraitors

I love this man @SnoopDogg

On January 6, I got ready to defend my colleagues and texted my wife: “Whatever happens, I love you.” Ted Cruz was hiding in a supply closet. If you summon a mob to overturn a free and fair election, you should lose your job. This election is his accountability. #TXSenateDebate

Immigrant oligarch spending tens of millions and devoting a platform he paid $44B for to promote Trump’s candidacy to try and buy the election with his obscene wealth is complaining about the massive amount of enthusiastic grass roots donations to Kamala Harris.

The results of last night’s #Emmys were TOTALLY UNFAIR in the category of LATE NIt SHOW!! Sad! RIGGED!! POLSS SAY I won!!! BY a LOT! @JonStewart @StephenAtHome @SethMeyers

This skull full of scrambled eggs is regularly welcomed onboard a plane with the Republican nominee for President.

this is DEFINITELY a mistake

UNLV alum @jimmykimmel shares his funniest memory of the Runnin’ Rebels 😂 @TheCousinSal | @TheRunninRebels

Yo' momma's so fat she even outweighs Project 2025, the 900-page blueprint for the right wing seizure of our government and way of life.

.@NickKroll and a teen John @Mulaney call the cops on the late Gene Siskel in the return of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, premiering tonight at 8|7c on @ABCNetwork @MillionaireTV

John @Mulaney and @NickKroll share the chair and the wisdom of Gene Simmons... a new, 25th anniversary season of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire premieres tonight at 8|7c on @ABCNetwork @MillionaireTV

This is why “Make America Great Again” is so insulting. It wasn’t great, for a lot of folks, for a long time. The country moved forward. Stop trying to drag us back.

NEW: CO-4 GOP candidate Richard Holtorf has voted against abortion rights in the state legislature but said he respected his girlfriend's right to have an abortion "so she could live her best life." I asked him about that disconnect. #copolitics

Trump is now ranting about batteries and shark attacks. I dare you to try to make sense of this.

Andy Rooney landed on the beach of Normandy days after D-Day, 80 years ago today. In 2004, he shared a firsthand account of “a day unlike any other.” “It’s hard for anyone who has been in a war to describe the terror of it to anyone who hasn’t,” he said. https://t.co/xknrIeLymT.

Normally, he ends his day when we start ours, but this morning, we're happy he's making an exception and stopping by #TimesSquare to chat...@JimmyKimmel joins us next LIVE on @GMA.