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You know I'm from Jersey, I need ya name and number
Joined May 2016
@dxvmxnds I didn't say he was good at it lmao. I'm just saying I doubt he did it with any bad intentions.
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@KarlousM Problem is, a lot of bitches move like they been pretty they whole life when they ain't lmao.
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Why tf was Amy Schumer even considered lmaoo.
Amy Schumer, who was originally set to play Barbie in the upcoming live-action, says she left the role because ‘they didn’t want to do it’ the way she wanted to. The character will now be played by Margot Robbie.
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Shark woulda saw that imma real nigga and helped me out.
Yall think that shark would’ve helped yall get back to shore??????.
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I've genuinely applied pressure twice in my life, don't do that shit lmaoo.
“Applying pressure" is a phrase invented by women to make the men they don’t want chase them & feed their egos. The men they want to be with don’t need to apply “pressure”; cause the feeling is mutual from the start.
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I'm not saying you can't have good friendships with women, but it's actually a horrible ROI when it comes to anything tangible and most things otherwise.
an authentic, non sexual dynamic with a female is one of the highest ROI relational dynamics a young man can experience. you have a front row seat to female nature but in a way that incentivizes you not to resent what you learn. also social circle game is underrated (find wifey).
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That shit just fit her rhyme scheme😂 Also Nicki once said "New Jersey got hella Bricks" clearly a reference to Newark. The city that matters the most in NJ.
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Hearing shorty inna back yelling "No way" woulda made me come back and shoot that nigga.
I would’ve made sure this nigga went to jail for sexual harassment. Nigga ain’t finna teabag me and get away with it.
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High school sports coaches:.
as long as he 6’2 and black he can get whatever 😭.
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Only women think money is the most important factor in deciding a person's value.
It’s interesting that him being called Mr. Simone Biles is upsetting but there wouldn’t be an issue with them being called Mr & Mrs. Johnathan Owens, even though she’s the bigger star and the richer or the 2. Bc even when a woman is more she’s still not good enough to be equal.
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@MSandman619 @HoneyLe36244495 @anubisrahh @TheJohnJohnShow He got pronouns in his bio bro, disregard what he's saying.
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You over thinking it. Niggas just like bad bitches. Light or dark.
What is the science behind light skin men loving dark skinned woman ??? . I genuinely want to know! I like it.
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When her ugly friend try to join
If you bringing your man to girls night? Can we fuck him?.
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Using this as your defense is kinda crazy😭😭😭😭😭.
@IAMJAKOBA nigga never pissed on me yall clearly see cum on my face tf i kept succin after he came wtf 😂😂 yall childish.
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You making stuff up lady
Yall niggas so hype like yall don’t be in the barbershop getting skipped all day😭 4 niggas just went ahead of u boo speak up.
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No because the marriage rate was much higher in the jim crow era than it is today.
@Nellythamenace You can trace it back to slavery times when white men separated hundreds of thousands of black families if not millions, there’s still a lot of trauma that needs to be healed.
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Nigga kidneys in his chest rn 😂😂😂.
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No, it can't lmao.
@TheOfficial_80 I'll never understand why ya'll find open relationships so funny. It can be a pretty healthy arrangement.
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Nigga what? 😭😭😭😭.
@adajahnichole @raphousetv2 But she said they didn’t have a SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP that don’t they didn’t have sex ONCE.
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@Allygunzz Nah niggas don't say she ugly, she just funny looking. You can be funny lookin and still look good.
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Had a job interview today, got the job. They damn near let me pick how much I get paid, shoulda told them to throw in a PS5.
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God forbid niggas make music for fun every now and then.
Kendrick wasn’t lying when he said “It’s just big me” J Cole out here making freaky drill and Drake rapping over a beat about his ass smfh.
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It's really only like 8 of yall left😂.
I love meeting females with top tier personalities 🥰.
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I think kendrick is one the greatest ever, but his fans are unbearable 😭😭 like wtf you talking bout lmao.
I notice all the slow niggas on here don’t like Kendrick 😭.
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Yo what??? I'm fucking crying 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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Be forgetting bro a faggy music so fire.
Novacane is too great of a song to be homophobic.
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Oh my goodness.
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Me
You gotta be a strong ass nigga to have a twerking ass girlfriend.
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Cooked I tell you, cooked!!.
You don't really need a dad.
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Black women need to stop commenting on sports lmaoooo.
Black Men hate Black Women.
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Nah she's a villain, in a busy ass parking lot on a bright ass day 😂😂😂.
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This is not how humans are supposed to interact.
what it’s like getting your hair cut in logan square
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I just be curious about who the target audience is for niggas who make tik toks like these lmaoo.
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Again, I think Kendrick is great. But I hate the "you don't like Kendrick because you not smart enough" take.
I'm convinced that people who say Kendrick's new track sucks actually prefer microwaved songs. That's why Kendrick wants to change the state of rap because of you dumb niggas #KendrickLamar.
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Not immediately waking yourself up if there's another nigga in ya dream.
What’s cheating to you ?.
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Yeah then we get called gay 😭😭 or best case scenario yall just stop fw us lmao.
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This is actually pretty funny lol.
Barron Trump hosts private dinner at Mar-a-Lago, jokes, “Who would ever eat food with a silver spoon? Mine was gold.”. Follow: @AFpost
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I don't think people realize how fast 185 is. There 0 margin for error, if he messes up he dies lmao.
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Nigga must've had the nuclear codes on that phone cause ain't no way lmaoo.
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Stevie the best musical artist of all time fr. Greatest song writer, great singer, and bro played every instrument.
Random, Stevie Wonder, a blind man, wrote, isn’t she lovely, about his daughter, without ever physically seeing her. For that alone, I’ve jumped him to my top artists of all time list. Cause, beautiful.
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Nigga had to counteract all the corny shit.
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Bro just thankful for the opportunity lmao.
my favorite sex position is any of them. im just glad to be involved.
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Ok I'm done with Twitter today.
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They take up too much space, sinple as that fr.
Why do fat ppl bother some of y’all so much?? serious question.
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@MattWalshBlog genuinely might be a top 5 funniest person on the planet right now.
In “Am I Racist?” I attend a support group for white people grieving their privilege. During the session I become emotional and have to leave to the cry room. When I return the group is suddenly very unwelcoming. Order tickets at
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If you think Ronaldo is a better athlete than Bron you're crazy.
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Because nowadays people don't want men to teach young boys to become real men.
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Hustling.Influence.Being a bad bitch.Marketability. Honestly she should be a 99.
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Skin color does not make people the same.
Yall mad at me cause white people lied about our identity. we are literally the same people from the same nation just from a different tribe. Go read your bibles.
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This the most random shit to ever happen in history.
Flavor Flav sings the National Anthem at the Milwaukee Bucks game:
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This not that crazy of a take to me.
I got Doja Cat pen way above Joe Budden pen. and that’s straight rapping.
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