I would’ve hoped the UK electorate had more sense than to expect instantaneous improvement, but then again we’ve been lead by fools for almost a generation so I’m not surprised. Where have all the normal people gone?

Memes, memories and much more 😍 @IvanToney24 is the latest #ThreeLions player to visit the Diary Room!

🇬🇧 This remains one of the funniest clips from a British election of all time.

Here is the breakdown of wins in the the 13 highest rated tournament fields this year. Scottie Scheffler: 6 Everyone else in the world: 7

As ex-Wiganers the punchline here is so funny... on top form last night Les Leps 😂😂

Got to give it to Rishi Sunak: he’s wasted no time shooting his shot to be the next Chelsea manager.

During lockdown, I wrote 30k words about VAR and measurement theory. No-one wanted to publish it - they all said it was mad. But offsides like this Coventry one mean I can't stop thinking about it. 3 major issues.

Much as I love Skyfall, the bit where Bond drives M to Scotland in his Aston Martin DB5 is very short on detail - in one scene they're in Chelsea, the next in the Highlands. You don't see them having a Burger King in Charnock Richard, or Wetherby Services if they'd taken the A1.

11 - Manchester United have eliminated Liverpool from the FA Cup for the 11th time; only Liverpool have eliminated a single opponent more times in the competition proper (12 v Everton). Scenes.

Football is dead if you are getting yellow cards for PERFECT tackles.

This week’s podcast has a big section on ‘dad jokes’, and just in case anyone is questioning my credentials, here’s the Valentine’s card that I made for Polina today.

when u see ur gran grabbing a christmas cracker at the table

Joe Cullen reveals his 'brave' practice routine ahead of the Worlds... 🍎 @rockstar_13_

Plus: Glen Hansard and Lisa O’Neill perform ‘Fairytale of New York’ as a reflection after Communion. Can honestly say this is the first time I’ve ever seen dancing in the aisles at a funeral…

It’s got nothing on @LonsdaleCollege South Avenue.

𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁. Check in on those around you. #WorldMentalHealthDay | #YouAreNotAlone | @samaritans

You need the balls of Buster Gonad to stand in front of a sign saying 'Make Britain Grow Again' when you've poured weed killer over the economic petunias, taken a JCB to the nation's greenhouse and driven a herd of wilderbeast over the green shoots of recovery. But Truss just did

https://t.co/6jIMQ8CtbB

Every single time @jeniferparkin or I tell our daughter we’re off to work in the capital..

History for Viktor Hovland and Ludvig Åberg! It’s the largest margin of victory by either team in a Ryder Cup Foursomes match ever 😳