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@JamieGriff97

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I chat shit about football and dance music.

Warrington, England
Joined June 2011
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4 years
Pirlo 2 months into the season when he realises Ronaldo wont listen to him and he's not allowed to drop him
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Tories having sex
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Argos: Black people exist Some woman named Karen:
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The only good thing to come from Lee Hurst’s time on Twitter
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Team is a liability at the back
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My neck! My back! My .....
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Whoever did the casting for Mindhunter deserves a massive raise.
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2 years
Has Michael Owen opened some kind of portal to another dimension?
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Looks like I won’t be going anywhere for a while.
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Judging by Will Smith’s reaction, I’d say @SenseiCarl_ got off pretty lightly with his bald jokes
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1 year
When you ask Lily Allen why her family all have blue names on Wikipedia
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3 years
Fuck Lavazza. If they don't want to be associated with pro-Palestine views, Liverpool and Arsenal should drop them.
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Mirror Football
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Arsenal sponsor 'in urgent talks' with club as Mohamed Elneny posts support for Palestine
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6 years
That penalty shoot out was pretty good but it has nothing on Liverpool 14-13 Middlesbrough back in 2014.
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4 years
Yeah, just as short trip down the M62.
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Good afternoon. Thiago is VERY CLOSE. 😊 You heard it here first.
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3 years
Matt LeBlanc is your grandad sat in the corner of the room watching you open present at Christmas
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3 years
@GraceOnFootball I’m in love with the idea that Beckham created Inter Miami with the plan of selling it to people as the “cool” team in the MLS but ended signing Gibbs and Shawcross to play under Phil Neville.
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4 years
Sky can go fuck themselves. Tweet says that the incident is "after Black Lives Matter protest in Reading" but the 3rd to last paragraph makes it clear they aren't connected.
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3 years
@JonnyGabriel First thing she did was employ Andrew as head of youth development
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2 years
@GraceOnFootball You’ve just reminded me of a classic tweet that unfortunately I can no longer see because Alex blocked me.
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9 years
@sterling31 Is there not as much money as you had originally believed?
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6 years
OH MY GOD. @StatmanDave is going to never let us forget this.
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4 years
@frankieboyle So the American one then?
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1 year
Lad Baby donating this year’s proceeds to food banks. Some people might say that we wouldn’t need food banks if dickheads like them didn’t vote Tory. People might say that but I couldn’t possibly.
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9 years
When bae is a support God #LCS @H2kEU make it 2-1! http://t.co/APwRMpHPh1
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2 years
Bayern have ties to Qatar and Dortmund have announced a trip to Israel on Eid
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5 years
@C52G_ @aidrianoo Swansea could have made it there to be fair
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1 year
Juve have done nothing wrong and should not get a points deduction
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LFC Transfer Room
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🌖❗️Andrea Ramazzotti ( @Gazzetta_it ): @LFC are looking at Nicolo Barella as a Bellingham alternative and are following the evolution of the situation If @Inter don’t qualify to the #UCL they’ll need €60M as well as decreasing the wage budget - Nicolo’s sale could fund that ⏳✅
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7 years
If you masturbate on a plane is that hijacking?
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7 years
"People say you've gotta have good chat to get girls but Stephen Hawking pulled two birds and he's basically a satnav". I love @StephenTries
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2 years
@NickRTFM Mane in 18/19 when he shared it but I think outright it'd probably be Suarez 13/14. 31 goals and none were pens.
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1 year
This might be one of the best slander names I’ve ever seen
Hologramsdale at it again 😭
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3 years
Andrew Lawrence seeing all the gig cancellation emails arriving this afternoon
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@WorcsTheatres
Worcester Theatres
3 years
‼️Following recent tweets from Andrew Lawrence's account we have stopped selling tickets for his show and removed from our website. Worcester Live do not support hate speech in any form and we are currently liaising with Andrew's agent. We will be in touch ASAP with an outcome ‼️
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“I don’t see why they had to make him gay. It adds nothing to his character. It’s just the usual woke pandering bullshit.”
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Film Updates
2 years
At the #LFF press conference for #GlassOnion , Rian Johnson has confirmed that Benoit Blanc is gay.
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6 years
Charlton don’t get enough credit for producing Gomez, Shelvey and Lookman.
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2 years
@heavyspoilers Such a perfect ending and they managed to fix the main issue people had with Spidey. It's a long movie but I think it'll be one that I watch over and over again.
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4 years
@TiagoEstv One Messi doing all the work on his own has basically been enough to win La Liga up until this year.
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4 years
I swear Naga Munchetty trends every morning and it’s always just people kicking off because she refuses to sit there and take shit.
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@Tactical_Times Get it in the top corner on Score Hero and the bastard is still saving it
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9 years
That song had me like. #ThankYouBob #IBelieve
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3 years
@UniqueRiggers I think people are sleeping on Saul. He could easily be all 80s apart from pace without even playing.
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2 years
Villa have Coutinho looking like Quagmire from Family Guy
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2 years
@WeahsCousin Doesn’t quite have the same weight if you open on these tbf
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4 years
@BeardedGenius @MarcusRashford It’s great to see so many businesses step up to cover for the government’s failings. It’s a disgrace they feel the need to do it but it’s nice to see that not everyone is a heartless prick.
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The worst part about managing in non league is easily the right little prima donnas you get. Some dickhead thinking he’s god’s gift because he’s got 12 dribbling and 11 technique.
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Hot Water's Green Room Podcast
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Would you rather? 😂 Taken from Patreon EP94
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@Nigerianscamsss He's perfect for City. Bottling European football is in his DNA.
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2 years
@GraceOnFootball There’s plenty of time for games to be rearranged because of cups and the CL but the narrative of him being rested leading up to the qualifiers could at least be fun.
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@LetsTalk_FPL @jamesallcott @Flav_Bateman Carragher calls Thiago Silva just Thiago and it does my head in. He did it in their game against Liverpool while there was a guy that goes solely by Thiago on the pitch ffs.
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11 months
Playing in 2036 where most squads consist of exclusively regens, I was sick of looking at the awful faces SI generate for them. After seeing @_ReAwakened using it, I've decided to give the @ViewFTTouchline faces a go.
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6 years
Bobby's just sat on the bench wondering what the hell he has to do to get minutes.
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3 years
@nocontextfm1 Do pretty well to get on the ball, here. He's not at the tournament.
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3 years
That time of the week again where I wait patiently for a breakdown from @heavyspoilers
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6 months
“I don’t want to bore your listeners” “Oh no, our listeners are giant nerds” You know, it’s really hard to argue with that.
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Michael Caley
6 months
new @DoublePivotPod ! we are joined by @lizrhoffman from Semafor to talk about her reporting on 777 Partners and what's going on at the insurance(?) company that's buying Everton
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5 months
I mean, if you’ve got Neil Patrick Harris for one episode, you have to take advantage of it.
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Joel
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RTD watched the Rasputin scene from Power of the Doctor and saw it as a challenge.
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6 years
Actually really enjoying my team on FIFA right now.
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3 years
@LetsTalk_FPL Just upload a 5 second video saying “Salah” every week
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1 year
@AdamCrafton_ I’d love to see whether the people that were against the idea of players kneeling because “you should keep politics out of football” hold the same sentiment for this.
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@Plettigoal @LFCTransferRoom YOU CAN’T JUST TWEET THIS FLORIAN
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3 years
Brother Theresa. Nah, I can’t. That’s incredible.
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“You might see sportswashing but I see my team benefiting from it so it’s fine”
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Luke Edwards
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You might see sportswashing, but what #nufc see is togetherness, unity, hope and joy - a team that has won 6 home games in a row under a brilliant manager, Eddie Howe, who introduced team photos after every victory. You might think it's weird but you must also accept it's working
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5 years
They’re a trillion dollar company because their cables are shit. How do people not understand this?
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3 years
@Tactical_Times Not many people hate Villa and their players. Lots of people hate City and their players. He's now a City player so he is hated.
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4 years
Oh. My. God.
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3 years
Reeva Steenkamp could have done with knowing this position
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James Milner
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Inventing a new yoga position which I’m calling; “Don’t shoot, I’m on the toilet”!! 🧘🏻‍♂️
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7 years
You deserve Oyston you shit cunts.
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Conservatives HOLD #Blackpool North & Cleveleys in #GE2017
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7 years
We didn’t have an actual LB last season. Now we argue over which LB should start. It’s a fantastic issue to have.
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At least GB News have their Christmas party entertainment sorted out. They’ll get sets from Lee Hurst and Andrew Lawrence and they’ll get them on the cheap because they’ve not worked for almost 6 months.
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We need ID because the people are abusing players behind fake names... oh hang on
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Lawrence Vigouroux
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Football such a beautiful game ruined by people like this.
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@wroetoshaw Welcome to last month Harry!
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3 years
@RPArrowsmith @Ankaman616 It's not even just Twitter. Politics is rife with it. Rather than answer a question on the failings of a party or person, people just point to where the opposition has also failed in a bid to turn attention away from their mistakes.
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Jude Bellingham after tackling Mason Greenwood “R*PIST”
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5 years
I know I only got a C in English but I’m fairly sure it doesn’t
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10 months
It feels like it has taken an eternity but Warrington Rylands are 2038/39 Premier League champions. Taking a team that's a 20 minute walk from my house to the top of English football is easily the most fulfilling thing I've done on any FM.
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4 years
I don't have a soundcloud to promote so on the off chance people actually read these, @theCALMzone are a great cause. If you need support please take a look at: If you're able to support CALM then the best way is:
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3 years
Unreal
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7 years
And free kicks
@Kristian_Walsh
Kristian Walsh
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Trent Alexander-Arnold can take corners.
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@nocontextfm1 Konate is right there.
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5 years
@ThatRexGuy I’m all in on Nagelsmann
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@GraceOnFootball @Worville @TheAthleticUK @RBLeipzig What do you mean by Red Bull, Grace? The team he’s joining are very clearly in no way legally related to an energy drinks company.
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6 years
Name a better duo than footballers and "screenshotting twitter but not cropping it".
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Riyad Mahrez
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@GraceOnFootball I think it might be a reference to this from a few years ago
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Me watching Curtis Jones in this tournament
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@GraceOnFootball I am choosing to believe Trent was told something similar as a kid
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3 years
Anyone got podcast recommendations? Ideally something funny.
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3 years
Klopp when Ben Davies asks who we’re playing at the weekend
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7 years
He's conceded 8 goals in 14 games. How is that even possible on FIFA 18?
@FaZeTass
Tass
7 years
14... Can't play another game now in respect to the legendary number 14.
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3 years
All this Pedri love has reminded me of the frankly outrageous assist he got while at Las Palmas.
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3 years
I, for one, am excited to see Robert Lewandowski the wing back.
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4 years
@RahulKohli13 "If anything, Clive, he's hit that *too* well" has to be up there.
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5 years
Nice of Sepp van den Berg to put his height on his sweatshirt so that everyone knows it.
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4 years
@Tactical_Times Short answer is no. Longer answer is we change the system (as we do pretty much every year) with him being a big part of that change. There's been talk of a double pivot with him in it or him just ahead of it.
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2 years
@danholling @FootballManager @nocontextfm1 When you offer a player out, you can choose to specifically target certain clubs. I’ve found that targeting the clubs that ‘want’ my players usually leads to them making an offer.
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6 years
@NepentheZ How do people still not know about the pub?
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3 years
@ivanlapanje Don’t get too good at trading though or they’ll market ban you.
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3 years
@AshwinRaman_ Ashwin complaining about the ages of others? That's a twist I didn't see coming.
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People will scream from the roof tops that false allegations ruin careers while this guy actually did it and is still playing for a title contender in the biggest league in the world.
No boos for Partey, clapping every pass, this is what people mean by “rape culture”. It’s all forgotten.
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@baralheia @econnzz That's pretty funny tbf considering half of Fox News' audience are fucking dumb and wouldn't qualify.
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