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@danholling

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Work in #digitalmedia , love #Everton FC, and #housemusic . Die hard #FM24 player. Megs 💍💙 Isla 💙👶🏼 🎵 You got the love . . .

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💍😍😋😙
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2 years
Bafétimbi Gomis after he scores for Swansea #LoveIsland
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3 years
“Bell them females again lad”
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3 years
Hahahaha he’s on the halfway line.
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Dudek in the 2005 shootout is the ultimate.
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2 years
“I said to the lads at half time. This Burnley team have only won 4 games all season”
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2 months
£110 for a lad and dad ticket last night. Got home at 23:30 after dropping him off. I will boo if I want. Absolute horseshit served up.
@EFCdaily_
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2 months
🎙️James Garner: “I can understand the fans’ frustrations but there is so long to go and we need the fans to be supporting us and not booing us. That is important going forward.”
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2 years
Strange the media narrative is £37m (£60M+) without add-ons for Luis Diaz, but apparently Dele Alli is £40m (Free transfer).
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4 years
“Do you want to see the desert menu babe?” “Just give me a minuet love. Still thinking about my blunder on Sunday”
@MailSport
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4 years
David de Gea goes out for family Christmas meal with his girlfriend Edurne as he reflects on blunder which handed Watford shock win over Manchester United
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2 years
To the lads who did the atmosphere campaign this week. Thank you. Best time at GP I had since Rooney did his hat trick.
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Dan H
3 months
Hahahahahhahaha Oh boy, have I got a club for you.
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Simon Phillips
3 months
Supporting Chelsea in the last 18 months at least, has been absolutely hell on earth. When you start to feel a bit of optimism, it gets ripped out again. I don’t even know what else to say.
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1 year
The girl who does the video where she's got the cap on and she goes "guess where I am going" with the vape. Then it cuts to her at home. I want that played at my funeral.
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3 years
Delighted to announce I am going to be an Everton Da. Roll on November. 💙
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11 months
By an absolute mile his best game since he got back. I love him so much.
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Leighton Baines
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William Hill
3 years
Name the first player you think of when you see this stadium…
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11 months
Filmed some art
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2 years
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1 year
In case you missed @MattHughesDM article a year ago. He’s also written it again this year. Same exclusive 2 years running. #agenda
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Matt Hughes
1 year
Everton face being sued for £300m if found guilty of spending breaches, with Southampton, Leeds, Leicester, Nottingham Forest and Burnley joining forces to inform Premier League they will demand compensation.
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5 months
Leeds, Leicester, Burnley cry arsing about £19m when they lost 78 games over those 2 seasons is embarrassing by the way.
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7 months
@Danny_McMoomins 20 mins 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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BBC Sport
7 months
Wayne Rooney is the new manager of Birmingham City #BBCFootball
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3 years
Gerrard in big England games.
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3 years
👇 Who does this classic @England shirt remind you of?
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1 year
Honestly, why does the Brighton lad just stop running and let’s him tap it in. It’s worse in real time.
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2 years
Up the toffees @everton
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2 years
Hot take, Marco Silva was ok, and it never worked out for him as the same players downed tools like they always do.
@ViewsOnTheBIues
Views On The Blues
2 years
Fancy us on Sunday, I know it's the hope that kills but I've got a feeling we can get all three points there. It might be solely due to the fact I witnessed one of our best away performances there and I'm still clinging on to it 🤣
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2 years
What a 10 days for the goblin Andy Robertson.
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Dan H
2 years
@FootballManager @nocontextfm1 If a player has 'Wnt' next to their status for a transfer you should be able to contact the club whos interested (like with agents) - to make the first move. A single button that renews all staff contracts in one go. Match Engine: I have never seen a goal from a teams own half
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4 months
My dad’s favourite.
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1 year
Hang it in the louvre 😭😭😭😭
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1 year
Congrats to Johnny Heitinga, who without knowing has now found his way on to every Everton manager shortlist going forward.
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1 year
The first thing you can do for me is to chuck all your surviving relegation battles and all your Florida Cups into the biggest fucking dustbin you can find, because you've never did any of it fairly. You've done it all by bloody cheating.
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3 years
Really hope it was this bitch who got shot. #lineofduty
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11 months
Those Toffees
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3 years
Hes getting hunted down by big red.
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3 years
Why does no one ever say anything about Arsenal paying £72m for Pepe. It’s one of the worst prem transfers ever.
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Dan H
9 months
Ha! We’re going to get dragged through the gutter press and it was a Fulham fan.
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Dan H
2 years
@TimesSport @allyrudd_times Hello Alyson. Hope you’re well. Just a reminder, gambling is legal. Money Laundering (Like Liverpools sponsors) is not.
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Dan H
1 year
Lump absolutely everything you have on him scoring Saturday
@FabrizioRomano
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1 year
West Ham have offered £12m to sign Danny Ings from Aston Villa. Talks are ongoing as Ings would now be open to joining West Ham 🚨🛠️ #WHUFC Negotiations will continue today to get the deal done.
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1 year
Because everyone's sick of Wolves Vs Fulham being about Liverpool.
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Kieran Maguire
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Sky loses 255k subscribers as revenue falls 13.8% - SportsPro
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Cold Holborn.
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1 year
“Insane story bro” pumped about £5m in and paying league 1 players £10k a week.
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Joe Pompliano
1 year
The Wrexham story is INSANE: • Bought for $2.5M • Produced docu-series on FX • Added 1M+ social media followers • Tripled season ticket purchases • Signed sponsorships with TikTok, Expedia, etc. And now they've been promoted back to the EFL for the first time in 15 years.
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2 years
Fucking hell. Sorry Olivia.
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2 years
We are due a big celebrity death.
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2 years
Isla Vivianne Hollingworth Wednesday 27th October - 03:20 am 8lbs 7. X
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2 months
Big bald Zigs, before he deletes it.
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11 months
Nice being at the Eithad knowing you ain’t going to get twated. 😭
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3 years
Can’t believe he’s deleted the banner made for him. 😂
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3 years
Sick of this hypocrite.
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10 months
Can I just shock you. I like Saudi Arabia money. Despite my previous stance.
@topskillsportuk
Topskills Sports UK
10 months
Al Hilal have open talks with Everton for Demarai Gray. EFC value Gray around £35m, his contract runs out in June 2024. 🔵🇯🇲 #EFC Al Hilal representatives will be In London this week for negotiations. First proposal could be around £20m plus £5m add-ons. #AlHilal
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2 years
Can I shock you. I like Neil Maupay
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2 years
@nocontextfm1 Been the worst summer ever for wonderkid moves. If Sesko goes it’s a full house.
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Dan H
1 year
Remember this one? 🤣
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Matt Hughes
1 year
Everton face possibility of increased costs for their new stadium despite claims of agreeing a fixed price. Main builders Laing O’Rourke have agreed a fixed profit margin, but any increased costs will be passed on to the club.
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1 year
Everton getting £40m and having 6 days to spend it scares me.
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2 years
First walk today with my little family 🍼👶👫
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Dan H
11 months
Footage of West Ham (rightly) celebrating getting to a final has sent everyone into panic. They probably didn’t go out and flew straight home. Moyes won’t let them drop off. Leeds have only won 2 games away all season. We have to do it ourselves. Chill out. 😭
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Dan H
2 years
Max Kilman. 31 professional games. No goals. Here we go.
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2 years
Imagine Barkley trying to learn French 😭😭
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Dan H
3 years
As an Everton fan. I can tell you how this ends.
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4 years
@thechicoazul you seen this? 😂
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1 year
@GavinWilliamson Good luck getting a job when you inevitably lose your seat.
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Dan H
3 years
@FIFACareerGems Sometimes you just know a goal is coming. No matter what you do.
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Dan H
11 months
🎶 Welcome to the panic room . . .
@CamelPhat
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Come on Everton… for once pleeeeeease don’t fuck this up!!! 🤦🏼‍♂️
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Dan H
2 years
Brands I think genuinely had solid plans but not been allowed to do his thing by the other whoppers.
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Warren Evans
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Kenwright there laughing his head off as the fourth went in and DBB smirking away.
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2 years
Get me unblocked @ElBobble - I am sorry. CC - @benjwinstanley
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2 years
Can’t stop thinking about that Dwight McNeil corner. 💩
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1 year
Lampard should never work in football again.
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2 years
Talk sport just said Brentford are in for Mikkel Damsgaard for £14m 🙃🙃
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Dan H
4 years
Iwobi is wank and don’t let El Divots spreadsheet tell you otherwise.
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Dan H
3 years
Real Madrid, lord of finance. Giving David Alaba a 5 year £400k a week, 29 in June. Sensational scenes.
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Dan H
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Who thought it would be a good idea to put the Bill obituary in the accounts before saying we have lost £90m. That’s got to be a Prenno special? But we wouldn’t know because we never see him.
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Dan H
2 years
Said it already. But I don’t anyone with a heart scare would be wise signing for Everton.
@EFCdaily_
EFC DAILY
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Everton are in the fight to sign Christian Eriksen, on a free transfer this summer. #EFC / #THFC / #MUFC [ @MullockSMirror 🌖]
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3 years
“Right lads. Pie and chips all round is it”
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6 months
@WatchedToffee I want us to get Fulham. Let Boro and Vale get each other
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2 months
Me in Super Silks bath.
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PED charging people £3 a month to listen to him say “it would be best if we go down”
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10 months
£4m in. Someone who won’t be in the squad next year. There will be other kids. Simms too and that takes us to £10m.
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4 years
@richarlison97 Hows the injury my mate? Need to know for fantasy league?
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10 months
Still the goat. Absolutely makes me howl.
@BestOfUKComedy
Best of British Comedy
2 years
Fat Families was absolutely savage 😂
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1 year
Sir, a 2nd goal has hit Frank Lampards team.
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Dan H
2 years
@JamieGriff97 @FootballManager @nocontextfm1 I want it like an interactive option like it is with agents. "I understand you want to buy Tom Davies, what were you thinking of bidding" You could do emotive responses to get more money out of them. "React calm" "offer handshake" that kind of thing
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1 year
Big fan of Bielsa flying all the way from Brazil to tell us No.
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1 year
I am on board with Dyche. Everyone gets a clean slate with me, my only rule. Even gave Rafa one. But we have to get behind him if it’s him.
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Dan H
4 years
Just seen Andy Robertson’s mum taking a champions league birthday cake back to ASDA.
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3 months
@martynziegler 18 days since this news came out and it comes out today as there’s a hearing on in relation to it. #clientjournaslim It’s also not paywalled 🤣😏🤔 You’re unbelievably bald by the way @martynziegler
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Dan H
2 years
Absolutely unreal. Hahahahah
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Dan H
2 years
Max Kilman. 31 professional games. No goals. Here we go.
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9 months
@jac_talbot You have had a lot of exclusives on this so far. Keep going and you will get one right eventually.
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Dan H
2 years
@Everton @hummel1923 This is great news as I have loved some of the stuff over last few years. This does take us to the end of Goodison Park however and its absolutely essential they nail that final kit from there. Sorry for sounding like the esk.
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Dan H
4 years
@GaryLineker There was a 20min period in the World Cup semi when every single one of us except him could see they were going to score. His selections are questionable. He should be doing miles better with the players at his disposal. The Grelish thing is an absolute face.
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Dan H
11 months
Onana Nyarko. What a disgrace.
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Dan H
8 months
Big Yerry, yet to play for Fiorentina. Limps off with muscle injury with 22 mins gone. I loved the bastard. But I am glad this is no longer a problem.
@DiMarzio
Gianluca Di Marzio
8 months
#SerieA | @acffiorentina , Yerry #Mina uscito in lacrime durante la partita con la sua Colombia 👇
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Dan H
1 year
Good man Ian Wright. Says sorry. Says its over for board, and says for what it is (A stunt) Also wonder who high up at Everton text him. But I am going for Osman.
@IanWright0
Ian Wright
1 year
For the Everton fans 💙🙏🏾
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1 year
Followed some Forrest Green fans there. New mates. 🤝
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Dan H
2 years
If I speak.
@EfcDan15
Dan
2 years
Steven Gerrard win percentage at Villa: 38.1% Frank Lampard win percentage at Everton: 38.5%
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Dan H
2 years
Heard his nose is a little bit runny.
@DailyMailCeleb
Daily Mail Celebrity
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Elton John tests positive for COVID
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Dan H
11 months
Going to be some comments on that official club tweet. Might take a day off for that one.
@EFCdaily_
EFC DAILY
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The departures of Bill Kenwright and club chief executive Denise Barrett-Baxendale are almost certain. [ @TheAthleticFC ]
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Dan H
1 year
Amazing scenes on Pepper Pig here. Daddy has done a sky dive to raise money for the new school roof but when doing the dive has landed on the roof and put another hole in it. 😭
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Dan H
2 years
Time for protests. I have had enough.
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Dan H
2 years
Hello! Gomes or Allan must be off? No way with Gana coming too?
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
2 years
Everton are winning the race to sign James Garner, now feeling close to complete the agreement with Man United on permanent deal. 🚨🔵 #EFC Been told Everton are pushing to get it done — three other clubs have bid but EFC now favourites.
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1 year
One of the Palace lads couldn’t do that Saturday gone no?
@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
1 year
A moment Joachim Andersen will want to forget... The nightmare start Crystal Palace did not want 😔
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Dan H
1 year
@RobertJames1956 Just got to get to the new ground a prem side. Give me a 48pt season next year then worry about the style of football when we have increased revenues.
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