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@MaybornUNT Grad in Digital & Broadcast Journalism with a focus in sports. Yes, I have 2 Philadelphia Eagles tattoos #FlyEaglesFly

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YALL....the owner of the bar I work at just gave all of us employees a care package consisting of all this food! I am at a loss for words
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"No one's free, until we're all free." -SGA president @Grant_M_Hale earlier today at #UNT
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@jonny5crypto @PFTCommenter Jonny, have YOU ever pooped your pants....? 🤔
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I've spent more time trying to park at #UNT than Brock Turner spent in jail....
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5 years
SIXTY MF DAYS SOBER TODAY BOYS & GIRLS
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9 years
Ready for the wedding, #Texas flag bow tie & all @TexasHumor @OnlyInTexas1
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@AWQB22 @barstoolsports It’s moments like these as to why i fell in love with the game of baseball
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@katiemcward @Delifromthe501 At least someone knows how to film
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8 years
This sign describes my life
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4 years
I love my white friends but some of y’all need to stop crying and making it all about yourself. At the end of the day, you’re still white and are better off. Just because you voted doesn’t make you an activist. I said what I said
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7 years
God bless @barstoolsports and @ComedyCentral for putting the #BarstoolRundown on TV this week
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@JakeHaimowitz
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5 years
Accepted a position with Elite DFW Marketing today 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
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@JakeHaimowitz
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7 years
At what age did you not make the team...?
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Baseball isn't a sport
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@JakeHaimowitz
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4 years
THE CONFEDERATE STATUE IS CURRENTLY BEING TAKEN DOWN FROM THE DOWNTOWN SQUARE IN DENTON!!!! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
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Can’t spell CTE without shoTs and Crafts on fry strEet
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10 years
RT for #UNT FAV for #UNT
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4 years
@Mavs_FFL Absolute bullshit
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@JakeHaimowitz
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4 years
Today is #WorldMentalHealthDay and I’m glad I’ve finally realized that as a man, it’s okay to not be okay. It’s okay to be sad, it’s okay to cry. It doesn’t make you any less of a person and it doesn’t make you weak. Battling with depression & anxiety isn’t easy but I am strong
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9 years
This will always be one of my favorite #ADTR songs because it goes HARD AF http://t.co/GkijZ8XLfv
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7 years
One of my tables was a 6 year old kid and his parents. I squatted down to his level and started talking to him. He was shy at first but warmed up to me really quick and couldn’t stop laughing and talking. At the end of their meal the mom came up to me and told me that their son
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Life will be good if both the @Rangers and @FCDallas win today http://t.co/EiIxhQVg1s
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8 years
Taco Tuesday, Half-off Pizza, Dollar Doubles....
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Are there words more exciting than, “Let's have sex”?
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#FlyEaglesFly at Winstar
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7 years
Has autism and doesn’t like talking to people, and has a hard time communicating with others. I told her i couldn’t tell from the way he interacted with me, and she told me I’m a special person for being so sweet and charming with their family and that i made his day
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4 years
PENNY IS COMING HOME!!!! AFTER 3 DAYS, WE FOUND HER!!!
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4 years
PLEASE RETWEET....Penny still has not been found and we have not gotten any new updates #Denton
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@JakeHaimowitz
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5 years
I have two job interviews tomorrow so send good vibes my way, y’all
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5 years
I just realized I’ll be 60 days sober on Tuesday 🙃
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9 years
The University of North Texas #UNT http://t.co/a7FrFmSLhQ
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5 years
40 days sober today and I feel so damn good
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@MitchfromOhio @werockallnight @Kathleenjjacob @FOXNashville Hope the girl you’re trying for sees this lmao
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@JakeHaimowitz
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3 years
I cannot believe this is an actual headline
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4 years
Bruh ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️
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Me to me:
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5 years
THIS WHITE GIRL HERE JUST CAME UP STARTED TALKING AND THEN STOPPED ABRUPTLY, AND THEN ASKED IF I SPEAK ENGLISH. I AM TRIGGERED
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4 years
Donald Trump, eat a dick Governor Abott, eat a dick. Those of you who don’t think COVID is real.....Eat. A. Dick.
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8 years
I'm #TheFlash at #UNT today and people want to see me run #HappyHalloween
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4 years
There are two types of people @tweetgrubes
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4 years
The most accurate meme
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9 years
@Rangers Instagram throwin some shade 💀💀 http://t.co/fXxAvlCUeC
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4 years
This ballpark is absolutely GORGEOUS @Rangers @Dodgers @Braves #NLCS
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4 years
Damn, they really do move QUICK
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4 years
Did y’all know porn stars don’t have A/C in their houses? Onlyfans
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9 years
This week's fantasy matchup: The Best Man vs The Groom #GroomsmenShowdown @GennaTony http://t.co/BZ8T1uEVzh
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4 years
When the WORLD is protesting the United States inequality and police brutality, then you know it is IN FACT, FUCKED UP.
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8 years
BLAME IT ALL ON MY ROOTS, I SHOWED UP IN BOOTS
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So far this @FCDallas Dallas match has me like
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I love my parents more than anything in this world
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I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% more than you bargained for yet
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7 years
Alabama, you aren’t completely useless
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BREAKING: Democrat Doug Jones wins election as U.S. senator from Alabama. @AP race call at 10:23 p.m. EST. #AlabamaElection #APracecall
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My girlfriend and i have never related to something more
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excuse me bartender, could you turn down the music? I’m trying to watch Bones thank you
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8 years
Meet the new Haimowitz pup 🐶🐶
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7 years
Got this nifty wristband on campus today... #UNT
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7 years
Only in Flower Mound do you have to stop in the middle of the road for a peacock to cross
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4 years
I am a slut for some elote
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5 years
One of my coworkers is 48 and thinks he’s gods gift to earth and I’m over here like, bro YOU ARE A SERVER.
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8 years
Got hit by a car today walking to class so there's that... 🙃
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@BenRogers My god @SkinWade 💀💀💀
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I have the best contact photos for my friends @jmas_tftc @Suzanne_Theresa
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Daylight savings is the absolute worst when you’re a bartender
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Took this cool pic today so yeah
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@JakeHaimowitz
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@ClosureBandTx performing their single "Two Ten" at @sowhatmusicfest on Saturday Y'all go give them a listen
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@Mavs_FFL My brother got me an authentic Luka jersey 🙌🏾🙌🏾
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Thank you for always being blunt with me, and saying what you thought. I couldn’t have asked for a more loving and down to earth grandmother. You were always the toughest person i knew....i love you, grandma. Rest In Peace
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I missed one of my fantasy drafts last night and my friends freakin drafted me Jason Witten.....RETIRED. JASON. WITTEN. 😑
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3 years
It’s mullet season y’all #DentonBarberCompany
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These taste like magic
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Drip or drown 💦 @jmas_tftc
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3 years
Have they tried putting Facebook and Instagram in rice?
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8 years
Honestly, @tweetgrubes doing a mass unfollowing on #IndependenceDay is the most American Power Move ever
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For the first time in YEARS, I honestly feel so much better about the direction I will be heading in life
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I think it's safe to say I'm obsessed with this little guy 🐶
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10 years
Goin to my first ever @FCDallas game tonight 😎⚽️
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4 years
Depression makes it real easy.
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Texas is now 100% open.....
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After 7 years, we finally did it
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3 years
Who got that WAP? Water and Power
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8 years
The only thing getting me through this week is @Rangers #OpeningDay on Monday
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@JakeHaimowitz
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7 years
"That's a ridiculous question." "False. Black Bear."
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4 years
When the fuck did Dallas learn how to draft??? This is bullshit
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5 years
Hello again Twitter
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7 years
I just want to take a quick moment to talk about my parents. I could not have been blessed with better parents than the ones who adopted me
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