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I have chili in my veins and a snake in my boot.
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Joined October 2010
Dallas Cowboys: we are proud to have the worst team management in professional sports Dallas Mavericks: Hold Luka Doncic’s beer
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This year’s @StreamerAwards winners represent the very best in streaming. We're proud to see so many customers & friends taking home awards - keep going!
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Since everyone everywhere seem to be agreeing and getting along about everything else these days 🙃, the @TexasMonthly team decided now was the time to try to answer the question of "what are the official regions of Texas?" Thoughts? https://t.co/dvLAAgU9We
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Where does North Texas begin and end? Does Midland belong in “Big Bend Country”? We’ve got answers.
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Some questions will never be answered
Is Midland in Big Bend? Is the RGV different than South Texas? Is Dallas or the Panhandle North Texas? Is the Hill Country the same as Central Texas? Where is El Paso? Defining the regions of Texas is like 1/2
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This year, skip the sweaters and scented candles. Give your loved ones the greatest gift of all: better health, and more time with you.
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It’s almost as if Jerry Jones likes for me to make fun of the Cowboys
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Meteorologists: “it’s going to freeze tonight. Remember to drip your faucets.” Houston:
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Cowboys fans thinking they’d end the season on a high note only to be disappointed in the final seconds of the final game
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Georgia fans: devastated the way this game is playing out Texas fans:
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“You think a 12-team playoff stinks? Back in my day ChatGPT’s great grandfather picked two teams based on some formula no one could explain.”
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“And we shall name them the Dallas Cowboys and they will be America’s Team.” “So they will play in Dallas then sir?” “No, they’ll play in Arlington, but have offices in Frisco.” “But America will love them?” “If only it was that simple.”
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