Jack JR Swisher, π©·ππ©΅ -π©·π€ππ€π βοΈ
@JackJRSwisher
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They/he/she, age 30. AFAB-ulous PITA. No fucks can be given. Cat/dog parent. Writer. Autistic hater of humans. β€οΈmy nephews! GreenDay πͺ¨ RIP Lee 2/8/07-8/1/15
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Iβm juggling two ideas. Oneβs not entirely original, another is based on a nightmare I had and wrote a short story of. Which would you work on first - a less-original pilot for TV where a shoulder devil becomes MCβs conscience, or a screenplay about getting locked in a closet?
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@ask_aubry
So let me get this straight. Sheβs suffering from a medical condition that she has to accommodate, but he eats her food more than once - failing to replace the food - and proceeds to gaslight her about her health? What did he honestly expect from her? Good on her!
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@BadMedicalTakes
Sheβs right by saying itβs uterine lining, but it comes out in - guess what? - BLOOD!! And thatβs okay. We need to be more educated about our bodies.
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@jenkovalov
@ask_aubry
I agree with your sentiment, and I admit I thought this was the case at first. Mom is pregnant though, not the teen, so thatβs a little less evil.
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@AKBrews
Remember when Chump repealed some of the regulations for the USDA? This is why those regulations were put in place.
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@ask_aubry
And this is why I learned how to change my own oil, fix my own dryer, figure out my own plumbing, etc. Men hate women unironically and get rewarded for scamming them. Good job, guys. Enjoy that IRS audit!
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@TweetsOfCats
I had a set of lesbian cats. Their names were Chelsea and Sonya. They reminded me of the lesbian couple in Fried Green Tomatoes. Chelsea was a wild child and Sonya was the strait-laced one.
Damn, they were cute. So are these ladies.
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@ask_aubry
Yikes!! When I found out my best friend was my cousin the last thing I wanted was a relationship with her. Sweet home Alabama indeed.
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@OddestHistory_
@CreepyOrg
Actually we should teach men not to be creepy. Did I clear that up for you?
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@Zolan_Official
Asmodeus is right though; enthusiastic consent is important. R
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isnβt about attraction and lust, but power. Honestly it aligns more with Greed values than Lust.
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@VABVOX
Iβd rather live in a pet-friendly shithole, than a facility with no pets. Spoiler alert: you can negotiate with your landlord to keep your pet if you truly care or find somewhere else. I lived in a house in NC that was originally no pets, but we negotiated and Ozzy came with us.
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@Mrs_L_Olivier
@ask_aubry
@Kissmyazz24
@BonzillaG
@shinycollector6
@DoomScroling
@Kittenscorner
@JessPected
Oh look, itβs my narcissistic father! This was my life.
Those poor kids are going to be so messed up if she doesnβt leave him and get them to therapy. And sheβs absolutely right; he is abusive, even if he doesnβt think so.
Please, honey: donβt repeat my momβs mistakes.
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@PrideRing666
I mean, sheβs trying to rehabilitate sinners, so they are has-been sinners. Makes sense to me.
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@kremlin_art
Exactly! Even after everything he said youβre not going alone without protection; he never restricted Fizz or told him he wasnβt going anywhere else. He still respects Fizzβs autonomy. What a wonderful, supportive boyfriend!
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@PrideRing666
This completely explains why he dismissed the whole thing when Frank first talked about Carmilla Carmine. I wondered why he casually brushed it off when it first happened.
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@ask_aubry
Fuck yeah! Texas wants to consider unborn pregnancies human? Give pregnant people in Texas access to the HOV lane! Itβs an excellent argument in this π¦π©π€ͺ reality.
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@Paultheheretic
Any answer other than βcheck to see if sheβs okay, then throw a blanket on her to keep warmβ is a rapistβs response.
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@TigerMC_15
No wonder I like Mimzy so much. The fact that historically speaking Mimzy and Lottie most likely wouldβve met in the 1920βs makes this even better.
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@ask_aubry
I have a father like this, only mine didnβt live up to his responsibilities as a parent. Dude, thereβs a reason why heβs going no-contact; youβre sticking your nose where it doesnβt belong and acting entitled. Leave him alone! Youβre part of the problem, if not THE problem.
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@notcapnamerica
She turned her back on her fellow trans people. What did she expect? Thereβs a reason why most of us have formed a community - something which obviously escapes her.
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@FountainPenDiva
Itβs so awful how little girls who arenβt white are treated, especially if theyβre Black. Black people are held to ridiculous standards just to be treated without malice. I bet theyβre salty because she was better than those half-baked moves the others pulled off.
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@FrankConetta
@annaeck73
@stevieanntas
@Ljtnelson
@theladykatie
So is killing her via ectopic pregnancy. Youβre saying you want your wife dead.
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@ask_aubry
What an insightful, eloquent person (apart from the grammatical errors - guys, seriously? Thatβs what you choose to focus on? Get a grip). This is someone who clearly knows she deserves more than he gives her and decided to stop settling. Good for her!
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@waltermasterson
This bottom dude embodies this meme so well. Yeah, I went there. Your point?
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@ask_aubry
My dad used my momβs student loan money for her masterβs degree in teaching to buy tools to where she had to ask for more money so we wouldnβt starve since he was unemployed at the time. A few years later he abandoned and starved us. That was 15 years ago and I still hate him.
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@averylazygirl
@ask_aubry
Yeah, they just want to not wear condoms, be taken care of, and have the status of parenthood. Thatβs my dad in a nutshell.
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@AmeliaHouchins
@summerw07043354
Iβm so sorry this happened. I can only imagine what torment mustβve been going on in that poor girlβs mind when this happened. Whatever it was, I hope she rests in peace now and I hope your memories of her help you while you grieve.
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@SamuelJDeSantis
@EuphoriTori
Individual circumstances do not define the overwhelming fact that most LGBTQIA+ people are non-violent. Every Christian, however, is taught to hate these people. Whether they accept it or not is an individual choice, but the overwhelming majority follow this teaching.
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@sgpenpen
It makes sense to me. Between how unique Blitz and Barbie look thereβs no way theyβre regular imps. Looking at Blitzβs eye markings and spikes, Barbieβs curled horns, not to mention Tillaβs solid black horns, I have to wonder if itβs true.
Thatβs not counting their abilities.
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@Noellenarwhal
Both of my grandmothers relied on men. One has permanent PTSD from the abuse her alcoholic husband did to her. The other is dead because her husband killed her.
Make of that what you will.
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@kiran_3692
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Without being condescending. I like that. More importantly, I like HER. She called Trump out on his bs years ago, and people thought she was insane. But she was right! Always was, always will be.
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@ask_aubry
As soon as he gave me the first message Iβd text him a picture of my middle finger and block him.
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@Dranemra
@ask_aubry
It is, no matter what SA apologists say. Itβs so the passenger can feel safe and have a more thorough background when filing complaints. Of course Uber not following its own rules is a huge problem, but itβs a solid idea. Lyft wonβt even pick up unless everyone is identified.
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@ask_aubry
Ironic. When men objectify women itβs great art but when women are confident about themselves suddenly theyβre horrible people. Guys donβt like confident women who understand their worth because they feel entitled to take it from them only to give it back in tiny pieces.
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Then explain the man I love whoβs both a tasty snack AND has a great personality. Personality is genuine and lasts longer than physical features.
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@ask_aubry
I love how she wrote this in the most absurd way to enhance the absurd boyfriend she has. Itβs so nice to see she has a great sense of humor in spite of this (I wouldnβt blame her for not having one though). That last paragraph is a perfect summation of the rest of the story.
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@ask_aubry
That guyβs a pedophile. I wouldβve reported him to HR and the police, or better yet the front end of my car, for even suggesting such a terrible thing.
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@ask_aubry
How much you wanna bet this guy is racist/homophobic/transphobic on top of being a pedophile?
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@losergfff
Thatβs not a pregnancy test. It clearly says COVID at the top. This guyβs Happy Meal is missing half its fries.
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@AmyJPetty
@lmillernpr
Some people use Twitter to spread joy, as foreign to you as that is, buzzkill.
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@ask_aubry
As soon as she gave him a son he started being awful. I cannot begin to tell you how often I see this.
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@_celia_bedelia_
Todayβs episode of The Writerβs Barely Disguised Fetish: Transvestigation Edition
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@Felixenis_
I donβt think anything will happen to Anthony. Sure it seems that way now, but heβs a pivotal character. Heβs a little too important to kill off.
My theory is? Alastor dies.
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@ask_aubry
What heβs talking about is classic neglectful childhood trauma - and make no mistake, his affection sponging will be draining and unreciprocated. Also, please tell me Iβm not the only who picked up on the glaring Oedipus complex here.
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@Merry_Cherries
Iβm the first to say I hate cheaters. Yet, no matter how hard I tried, I couldnβt hate Stolas, even before the abuse was beyond confirmed in The Circus. In real life infidelity is usually not this complex, so Iβm guessing thatβs where these people get it. Itβs wrong though.
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@QDurrstein
@ask_aubry
The reason why youβre being told that is because youβre undermining womenβs struggles with their lives. Itβs a very typical male argument to deride the conversation to make women look bad. Itβs not rocket science. If you actually cared about people youβd shut up and listen.
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@ClaireMax
May I use your pictures to model a muscly female character Iβm drawing? I swear itβs legitimate; Iβm trying to turn my novel into a graphic novel and my MCβs best friend is a muscular strong girl.
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@xdddric
@LexiconLass
@Haschwa1th
@prochoicefoxes
@silvertogruta
@troonytoons
Pretty sure I was home, 19, and alone when I was brutally raped for hours and eventually impregnated. But sure, go ahead and tell everyone what you did; itβll be easier to check your hard drive.
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@PrideRing666
That can go one of three ways. Either heβs physically the weakest, emotionally the weakest, or Crim doesnβt value Ozzieβs strength. Iβm of the opinion itβs the last.
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@ask_aubry
Wow, itβs like you plucked this right out of my fatherβs phone. This exact conversation happened between my parents. My father is an abusive narcissist.
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@ask_aubry
Really? Whyβs this guy so awful? Giving a woman an orgasm boosts my confidence. Iβm surprised more men donβt want that. If a man is good in bed, a woman will boast about him to her friends, continuing the cycle of him getting laid.
Ohh, thatβs probably why.
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@LqLana
Iβve never been so unhappy to be proven right about humanity as I was in the 2016 election and the last 8 years. The fact that my cynicism was validated was a terrible thing to prove. Not a day goes by where I regret voting for Clinton though.
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@Irishgirl_D_57
My puppy. I know it sounds weird, but smelling her through her fur is proof that sheβs alive. I used to love smelling my first dogβs fur. He was black and beautiful, and I was paranoid heβd be gone the next day. The smell alleviated the anxiety. Pic of first boy.
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@mandalore1228
Exactly! Iβm sick of people feeling as though I owe them my time and attention because they canβt cope with my existence. Iβm done asking permission. Iβll continue to exist, with or without the blessings of others.
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@ask_aubry
Somehow Iβm okay with not living up to 3 of this guyβs standards. And my only lord is Howie, aka Prince Goofball von Handsomeface.
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@SimplyMoxxie1
Mom definitely has issues with Millie, deserved or not. Joe is clearly proud of her. It seems like a common theme in the show where kids gravitate towards the parent of the different gender because theyβre the only ones who donβt hate their kid in some way.
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@ask_aubry
I thought this was parody at first. Then I saw it was Andrew Tate. The lack of self-awareness in this guy is hilarious.
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@TXWomenRESIST
Ah yes, the whole βbaby trappingβ scheme that every woman in Earth participates in doing. π
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Is homemade food an acceptable gift for someone? Itβs pretty much the thing Iβm best at.
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@HoltonSharp
Iβm so sorry heβs gone. People like him who change their views are rare jewels. Most are too stubborn to admit they might be wrong in their opinions. Iβve had it happen exactly twice in my lifetime - once for myself actually regarding paternity rights.
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@ThatEricAlper
I close my eyes only for a moment and the momentβs gone. Dust in the Wind by Kansas. Makes me cry mostly because I used to sing it to my dog whenever I bathed him and heβs been gone for 7 years. He used to love it when I sang to him during a bath.
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