Jeremy Schneider
@J_Schneider
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Food and culture writer for @njdotcom & @starledger | Maryland Terrapin | I make grave mistakes all the time, everything seems to work out
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Good evening, I put on a blindfold and I tried to identify some iconic New Jersey pizzas
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No one dumped anything, pasta is indigenous to the woods of New Jersey
someone very mysteriously dumped 3-400 pounds of pasta in the woods in old bridge, nj …… i need to know everything
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After three days of reflecting on this tweet and an evening spent reading at a bar, I have some thoughts.
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In North Jersey it’s a Taylor Quake. In South Jersey, it’s an earth roll.
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First off, this tweet was mean. Uncharacteristically mean. “Nobody likes you?” I don’t talk like that in real life, why would I tweet that? And saying it to people minding their own business reading a book? Yeah, that’s mean. I’m sorry.
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And if someone ever writes a book about the worst Twitter draggings of all time, I’ll be happy to sign your copy, right on the chapter about me.
I promise I won’t tweet about you if I see you reading it at a bar.
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So please know, if you’re someone who brings a book to the bar... people like you fine. In fact, you have numbers. And they’re ready to back you up on the internet.
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Many pointed out that some people bring books to bars to ward off unwanted conversation or advances. This is not something I had considered. I’m especially ashamed I overlooked this.
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Where does Diane Black do her grocery shopping?
…asking for a friend.
During a meeting last week with local pastors, Republican Rep. Diane Black raised the issue of gun violence in schools and why it keeps happening.
"Pornography," she said.
"It’s available on the shelf when you walk in the grocery store."
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Giants fans: I cannot believe the Giants took Daniel Jones
Other Giants fans: I agree
Baker Mayfield: I cannot believe the Giants took Daniel Jones
All the Giants fans:
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I'm glad I tried reading in the bar, I still don’t quite get it. I struggle to read if I don’t have quiet. That doesn’t mean other people don’t like it. I always say “don’t yuck somebody else’s yum,” why should I yuck somebody else’s bar behavior when it isn’t affecting me?
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If you still support Barstool in any way, shape or form after reading this, I honestly don’t know what to say to you
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This 77-character tweet made me The Main Character on Twitter, and it sucked. I was Brandon Knight, Twitter was DeAndre Jordan. My mean tweet was met with some funny tweets and lots of mean tweets. That sucked. I asked for it, but it sucked.
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I once had a friend tell me he brought a book to the bar to pick up girls. It was the most insufferable thing I have ever heard. I started seeing men reading at the bar through that lens. I thought they were being was conspicuous and pretentious. I was being presumptuous.
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Tweeting from the hip has served me well. People know me for my irreverent observational non sequiturs, food pics, Marvel takes and love of the film Armageddon. I was trying to be funny. I clearly missed the mark. I’ll be thinking a little harder before I hit send from now on.
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I love reading! This tweet somehow became construed as an attack on reading. If it weren’t for reading, I wouldn’t have a job. And I love books! I’d like to write one one day! I just prefer to read them in quiet places.
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Netflix's 'Bird Box' has inspired the latest ridiculous internet challenge
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@MichaelRapaport
@iamrapaport
If you can’t see the difference between calling out racists and commenting on the appearance of a singer for no reason, then I’ve got nothing for you. Keep calling everyone who disagrees with you snowflake, it doesn’t make you any less of a fucking creep.
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New York, a suburb of Jersey City
If you can make it here, you’ll make it anywhere! Let’s go Peacocks!
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@realDonaldTrump
@CalWhipken
It’s honestly like he spent years tweeting knowing how he was gonna screw up as president so we could retweet it
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lolol is the city San Andreas?
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Bacon egg and cheese on a French toast pretzel? Philadelphia, you have my attention.
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Good morning! I wrote about Dave Portnoy, and why New Jersey pizzerias shouldn’t associate with him.
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Please know, if you’re someone who brings a book to the bar… nobody likes you
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What the Barstool guy said about Callaway is not a “take.” It’s a disgusting suggestion that attempts to invalidate sexual harassment accusations from multiple women.
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The Big Ten has four teams in two conference championship games
Washington finishes the regular season unbeaten & with a rematch against Oregon on deck.
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Spider-Man movie rankings:
1. Into the Spider-Verse
2. Spider-Man 2
3. Homecoming
4. Far From Home
5. Spider-Man
6. The Amazing Spider-Man
7. The Amazing Spider-Man 2
8. Spider-Man 3
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I drove 4 hours to prove N.J. has better pizza than Connecticut
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God bless all the liquor store workers and bartenders today and tonight. Be cool, people
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Taylor ham, egg and cheese empanadas with everything bagel seasoning, Cubita Cafe in Nutley. New Jersey is undefeated.
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Downgrade over Jameis and I don’t think I’m joking
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Rewatching Far From Home makes me so damn happy Disney and Sony got the Spider-Man deal done. So damn good. The future is so bright for my guy Tom Holland
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I cannot emphasize this enough: I do not care about what Barstool Sports has to say about pizza. At all.
@J_Schneider
I don't get it. It's pretty good pizza but NOT the best in NJ any longer. Others have passed it by. The 7.1 score on Barstool Pizza is pretty accurate. I had it last summer and scored it a 7.8. A little greasy, oily and floppy. A classic place but there are WAY better options.
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My credit score went down because I paid off my student loans. God bless America
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@scottzolak
The irony of you calling a player a "pussy," having that player score three touchdowns in a quarter, and then you going silent on Twitter?
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Gonna be real awkward when Chris Pratt gets eaten by a dinosaur in the new Jurassic Park movie and everybody cheers
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Report: Duke angry Virginia Tech didn’t honor Coach K by letting him win the ACC Tournament
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A lot of things have changed in 2020. LeBron being LeBron has not.
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@JordanUhl
Ninja: I would love opinions on this!
*gets opinion on this*
Ninja: I would not love opinions on this!
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N.J. was just named the best pizza state in America. We told you.
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With school’s fate hanging, Danny Hurley (
@dhurley15
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#NJhoops
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Newest overpriced Jersey City Italian restaurant just dropped
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The Rays are that couple that clearly needs to break up but is throwing crazy shit at the wall trying to save the relationship. Like yeah we can totally do long distance, I’ll fly to Montreal every weekend we’ll make it work
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Normal People is good and feels true to the book but man it will have you in your feelings and that’s BEFORE they play Hide & Seek by Imogen Heap I mean just run me over with an Irish Mack Truck why don’t you
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Dermatologist: Why is your skin so red?
Me: Why do you think I’m here
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Shaheen Holloway now has more NCAA Tournament wins than the coach he will almost certainly replace at Seton Hall.
Are you sure you got the right Jersey coach, Maryland?
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Said mozzarell, on a roast beef sandwich with gravy and hot peppers. Fiore's, Hoboken. Can't believe it took me this long to try it
“He’s finishing up making the mozzarell, can he call you back?” is the most Jersey phone interaction I’ve ever had
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@jane_gatsby
Thank you for being the poster child for how broken the verification system now is
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1. Food lists based on rating aggregation are typically dumb
2. Newark isn’t known for BBQ like KC or Austin, but there’s a rich history of Brazilian and Portugese BBQ among others & you risk looking real ignorant if you keep ripping a city with a food culture you don’t know
I’m from California where we put Kimchi on our BBQ, and even I know this map is wrong. Newark? Really?
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If your deli doesn’t have a sandwich named after Tommy DeVito by lunch tomorrow I DON’T WANT TO EAT THERE
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I’m afraid to visit my parents during coronavirus, just when I need them the most
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@drewmorgcomedy
@mmpadellan
Man with “defiant” in Twitter username complains about someone smashing a guitar
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Saint Peter’s made it to the Elite Eight and The Gaslight Anthem reunited. Truly one of the best days in New Jersey history
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1-St. Louis bagels are trash
2-Panera bagels are trash
3-That’s not how you cut a bagel
Today I introduced my coworkers to the St Louis secret of ordering bagels bread sliced. It was a hit!
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Twitter is ending, it’s safe to admit The Irishman was boring as hell
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She’s here, she’s beautiful and she doesn’t look a day over 99.
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Spider-Man: Far From Home was spectacular. I have no idea how they nailed Mysterio so well, but they did. More importantly, Tom Holland is officially the perfect Spider-Man.
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If you vote for David Ortiz for the Hall of Fame but not for Barry Bonds, you should have your ballot revoked
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At Patrick School where Kyrie Irving has rebuilt his alma mater’s gym and locker room. Here’s what’s waiting for the players in the lockers: Kyrie 4s and special Celtic t-shirts
#NJhoops
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That dude Mike Hopkins can recruit. Washington is gonna be a problem in the Pac-12 sooner rather than later.
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A really bad job trying to arrest Bane.
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Good evening! I wrote about Dave Portnoy and why New Jersey pizzerias should think twice before associating with him
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Sigourney Weaver addresses the cast and audience after North Bergen’s performance of “Alien.” That was wild.
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My favorite bar is promoting reading. I regret everything.
february midnite specials, monday-thursday edition
happy hour 12am-1am
if you bring a book to read, pbr+bourbon combo is $5
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