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@Iced_Chardonnay

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Somebody's out of control Auntie. Yes, it's me. D/s switch and still Blasian AF. 45+. Go Birds! 🦅🦅🦅 No maga.

West Coast
Joined August 2024
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@Iced_Chardonnay
Chardi
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Some of y'all would deport Jesus, if you could.
@acnewsitics
Alex Cole
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"It's hypocrisy to call yourself a Christian and chase away a refugee or someone seeking help, someone who is hungry or thirsty, toss out someone who is in need of my help... If I say I am Christian, but do these things, I'm a hypocrite." - Pope Francis
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@Iced_Chardonnay
Chardi
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Cali for f*cking life. Winter
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@Iced_Chardonnay
Chardi
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👀 Or drives up I5, but what do I know?
@shanrocksnwa
Shannon
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Cough cough
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@Iced_Chardonnay
Chardi
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I wish I could say unbelievable.
@ReichlinMelnick
Aaron Reichlin-Melnick
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There are no words. ICE agents ate lunch at a small local Mexican restaurant in Minnesota, enjoyed their meal, then came back later that night as the restaurant was closing down and arrested the people who had served them.
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@Iced_Chardonnay
Chardi
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🥹🥹🥹
@itsme_urstruly
Wholesome Side of 𝕏
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At a wedding, I heard the bride’s brother say to the groom: “I hope you enjoy growing old with her as much as I enjoyed growing up with her.”
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@miniarchillect
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@itswords_
Words
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my two personalities:
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@theliamnissan
Liam Nissan™
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C'mon little blood clot, break free. I believe in you
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@notcapnamerica
chris evans
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I’m not joking when I say blue states need to get together and start forming some kind of coalition that functions as a shadow federal government. Just like they did with the CDC alliance
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@trouble_man90
Tim
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Yall elected fascists because you thought they would give you a stimulus check and bring down the cost of groceries; a year later they’re telling you to limit your meals to a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, and a corn tortilla. Good job
@atrupar
Aaron Rupar
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Brooke Rollins: "We've run over 1,000 simulations. It can cost around $3 a meal for a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing. So there is a way to do this that actually will save the average American consumer money."
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@prmade313raised
🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️
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Sweetie the library was our Google and encyclopedias were our ChatGPT. Critical thinking was required back then. Apparently it’s optional now.
@evemmore
re: emma
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I love when people say “in college I wrote a paper on…” as if that holds any academic merit
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@Iced_Chardonnay
Chardi
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I don't believe in hitting children. However, if my child raised his hands like that to me, my hood self might respond faster than my healed self.
@SomaKazima2
Ichigo Niggasake
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Fuck gentle parenting, I'm beating tf outta him
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@Iced_Chardonnay
Chardi
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That part.
@_TheBlueTorch
The Blue Torch
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THANK YOU 👏🏻
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@CAgovernor
Governor Gavin Newsom
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Louisiana's request is denied.
@LAGovJeffLandry
Governor Jeff Landry
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I am signing the extradition paperwork to bring this California doctor to justice. Louisiana has a zero tolerance policy for those who subvert our laws, seek to hurt women, and promote abortion. I know Gavin Newsom supports abortion in all its forms, but that doesn’t work in
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@Iced_Chardonnay
Chardi
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Another reason to love Gen Z.
@Simon_Ingari
Simons
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A Gen Z joined the team. Week one. During onboarding, the manager said, “We sometimes stay late during peak periods.” Gen Z nodded. Then asked, “Is that paid… or just expected?” The room went quiet. - No attitude. - No rebellion. - Just a question. Later that day, HR
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@KeruboSk
Sophia ❣️
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Never again will I pretend to be the easygoing, low maintenance girl. I love flowers I don't have to ask for. I love random “thinking of you” texts and sweet check-ins. I love forehead kisses and good morning updates. I love being taken on thoughtful dates I didn't have to plan.
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@Iced_Chardonnay
Chardi
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Don't start no shit, won't be no shit.
@GovPressOffice
Governor Newsom Press Office
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A statement from @CAGovernor Gavin Newsom: “Louisiana’s request is denied. My position on this has been clear since 2022: We will not allow extremist politicians from other states to reach into California and try to punish doctors based on allegations that they provided
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@AllwhichIam
Another
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@GovPressOffice @CAgovernor Louisiana is an evangelical Afghanistan
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Chardi
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🔥🔥🔥
@maximumpain333
🧬Maxpein🧬
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@Iced_Chardonnay
Chardi
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@JesterJum
Jum
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You met a man on the Oregon Trail. His name is Terry. You laugh and tell him "That's a girl name!" Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry.
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