Jum
@JesterJum
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Army Vet. Master's Degree in Cybersecurity. Love God, guns, and my family. Homesteader. Trump/Vance.
The South
Joined February 2024
I will NEVER get a Real ID. I have a passport. I refuse to play their little game of finding new ways to take my money.
BREAKING: U.S. air travelers who still don’t have a REAL ID will now be required to pay a $45 fee before they’re allowed to fly.
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My coworker just told me that he found out his wife has been spiking his morning coffee with collagen without telling him. While collagen is healthy, I'm not sure how I feel about that. What would your reaction be if you found out your spouse was spiking your food with
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This is the lamp on my desk. Do I believe it "purifies the air"? Hell no. I have it there because I like to lick it occasionally 🤷
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I want to try water fasting. Like 24-48 hours. Anyone got any advice? Or tips? I love food so I'm a little scared 😂
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My coworker just told me that he found out his wife has been spiking his morning coffee with collagen without telling him. While collagen is healthy, I'm not sure how I feel about that. What would your reaction be if you found out your spouse was spiking your food with
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This is the lamp on my desk. Do I believe it "purifies the air"? Hell no. I have it there because I like to lick it occasionally 🤷
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12 hours into my fast: The smell of food is literally turning me on. I'm not sure if I have a headache....or just craving food. I may not survive this. Tell my family I love them.
I want to try water fasting. Like 24-48 hours. Anyone got any advice? Or tips? I love food so I'm a little scared 😂
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I want to try water fasting. Like 24-48 hours. Anyone got any advice? Or tips? I love food so I'm a little scared 😂
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Someone stole my shower last night 😳 Just kidding. I'm ripping out and remodeling my mom's bathroom.
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This is my favorite insult of all time: "Ignorance is curable through education, but you're gonna be stupid for so long, I could shove acorns up your ass and then f*ck your sister in the shade." What's your favorite? I need to update my insult thesaurus.
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Tell me your best Christmas gifts, man or woman. I may or may not be using this to buy Alex a gift.....so make it good
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Someone stole my shower last night 😳 Just kidding. I'm ripping out and remodeling my mom's bathroom.
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When my kids were little and wanted apple juice, I would water down their apple juice. 50/50 water and apple juice. Also I already bought the watered down juice so their juice was mostly water. The first time they tried full strength apple juice, i almost called the SWAT
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How to properly handle your leftover turkey from Thanksgiving: 1) carefully wrap it in aluminum foil 2) throw that nasty crap in the garbage
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After doing some research, it appears that this originally came from @SalaamBhattiVA I heard it from a YouTube short and thought it was perfect for X. Calm down Karens. It's X, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
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Imagine paying for Netflix every month, and then having to pay when you want to watch a movie, and then getting another Netflix bill 3 months later because one of the actors isn't signed with Netflix so you have to pay them directly. That'd be stupid...right?? This is a post
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When my kids were little and wanted apple juice, I would water down their apple juice. 50/50 water and apple juice. Also I already bought the watered down juice so their juice was mostly water. The first time they tried full strength apple juice, i almost called the SWAT
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I've only ever had one cell phone number. Never changed it. For almost 20 years....same number. Who else can say that?
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