Jum
@JesterJum
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Army Vet. Cybersecurity. Love God, guns, and my family. Homesteader. Trump/Vance.
The South
Joined February 2024
Monday is already sending me threatening glances from across the room 😔
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Just heard President Trump has directed Sec of War @PeteHegseth to use all available options to ensure our troops are paid on time during the government shutdown. That is what a true Command-In-Chief is. Trump loves our troops and takes care of them. That's MY president!
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Have sex even when you don't want to. It's not always for you. The second you stop, your marriage is headed downhill. Disagree if you like but you know I'm right 🤷
What's your unpopular opinion about marriage that will get you in this position?
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85/100 I'll take that! To quote Grok, I am " edgier than a Hallmark card but safer than most MAGA firebrands." 😂 What's your score?
What’s your X Score? I created a prompt that simulates a 0–100 “social credit score” for your account! It’s a fun way to see what’s working and what’s holding you back, based on Grok’s analysis. 1. Copy the prompt below. 2. Paste it into Grok. 3. Swap @USERNAME with your @.
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Just had to explain the circle of life to my kids. We got 25 meat chickens on Thursday. For those of you who don't know, roughly 10% of all chicks born will die. For whatever reason. It is what it is. They just aren't strong enough. Well, the first of our 25 chicks died a
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Just a short thread of accounts. 1. @sovey_X — this is my ride or die. We’ve been knowing each other for a while and I don’t Know that I trust anyone here as much as I do her. She’s insanely smart, very patriotic, and hilarious af too.
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Facts
The best thing I’ve learned in life. Give people reciprocal energy. If they don’t want to give you the time; they’re not worth it to you.
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Update on my kids Grandfather after the brutal attack. Earlier today, the hospital decided to send him home because "he is getting better so the brain bleed has stopped" 30 minutes after getting home, mid-sentence, he passed out and became unresponsive and could not be woken
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Happy birthday bro! We gonna see a Birthday podcast this evening?
Thank you all for the birthday wishes!! I’m endlessly grateful to God for the gift of my family. They’re my rock, my safe haven, the ones who turn ordinary moments into memories that shine brighter than the northern star. Their love feels like a divine spark that warms my
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My oldest son (9) is really getting into Dad Jokes and I am super proud! He is also really interested in X and he is always sitting next to me asking questions about how it works. What age should I let my son make an X account?
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Just found out my kids Grandfather has been hospitalized by a brutal unprovoked attack by a disgruntled neighbor. Broken orbital bones, brain bleed, broken nose, the whole works. He is in the ICU. Outlook uncertain. Prayers would be appreciated. *Side note, this is why you
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Just found out my kids Grandfather has been hospitalized by a brutal unprovoked attack by a disgruntled neighbor. Broken orbital bones, brain bleed, broken nose, the whole works. He is in the ICU. Outlook uncertain. Prayers would be appreciated. *Side note, this is why you
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If you aren't following LoLo yet, please give her a follow! She is genuine, intelligent, engaging, and funny! Plus it's her birthday! Don't be a turd and not follow her on her birthday 🎂
✨ Birthday wish alert ✨ I’m only 3,019 followers away from hitting the big 100K 🎉 If you’ve ever laughed at my posts, shared my chaos, or silently scrolled through my madness — consider this your official invite to be part of the squad that pushes me over the top. 🙌 I don’t
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Check out the best podcast on the internet!
Cowboys & Indians: Make America Christian Again
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Did you know that the typical white chickens that are used for meat chickens have been bread to grow so fast that they will die due to cardiovascular strain after 12-15 weeks no matter what? They are genetically bread to grow so much muscle so fast that their heart can't keep
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8 oz of smoked salmon and 1 cup of brown rice/quinoa 55 grams of protein and 800 calories 💪 What are y'all having for dinner?
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"There are two kinds of people in this world. Avoid both of them." -Arthur Schopenhauer
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