Mike Feeney
@IAmMikeFeeney
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Comedian. More of an Instagram guy. Click below to see where I’ll be on the road.
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My new comedy special, “Mike Feeney: A Night at the Comedy Cellar” premieres this Friday (10/27) on my YouTube. I wrote, directed and edited it. I’m excited for you to see it.
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“MAN vs VENDING MACHINE”
A story of perseverance and determination. One man will be pushed to his limits in his quest for
@smartfood
popcorn.
Share with someone who needs a little
#MondayMotivation
.
Thanks to everyone who followed along in real time!
#MikeFeeney
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Comedy has been trying to top this for 70 years. Still undefeated.
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THE ROYAL GAME SHOW! 👑
#Theroyals
#meghanmarkle
#princeharry
#oprahmeghanharry
#interview
#parody
#royalfamily
#gameshow
#comedy
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The first thing I'm going to do when I'm rich is buy an airline flight for everyone who works at the DMV and then delay the flight forever.
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Comedians In Cars Scaring Comedians presents:
@luisjgomez
! He’s so mad and I can’t stop laughing. 😂😂😂
#CICSC
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There is NOTHING
@luisjgomez
will ever do in his life more Real Ass than head banging while sleeping. 🤘🏻🤘🏻
#RealAssDude
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Something very bad just happened in Astoria. All the lights went out and THE SKY IS BRIGHT BLUE.
#astoria
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My checklist after losing something:
1) Check the same 3 places over & over.
2) Accuse friends/family of theft.
3) Assume it's gone forever.
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It's hard to get motivated to go to the gym. Like, I was going to go, but instead I drank beer and ate terribly for the last 10 years.
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All my nightmares as a kid: Jason Voorhees killing me.
All my nightmares as an adult: Being pushed into a pool with my phone in my pocket.
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“The Truth About Skankfest.”
A groundbreaking tell-all interview about the craziest comedy festival on the planet.
(Thanks to the
@IrishGoodbyePod
listeners who helped me make this!)
@luisjgomez
@SkankfestNYC
#SkankfestNYC
#MikeFeeney
#IrishGoodbyePodcast
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If you've never punched your shower curtain because you were unsure if there was a murderer on the other side, we are very different people.
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Exciting news, gang! I’ll be making my late night television debut tonight on
@FallonTonight
.
Tune in!
#FallonTonight
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What they say: "Hey, have you lost weight?"
What they mean: "Hey, I remember you being a lot fatter. What gives?"
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“ANOTHER ROYAL BOMBSHELL!”
PART 2 of my sit down with Meghan Markle and Prince Harry.
#Theroyals
#meghanmarkle
#princeharry
#oprahmeghanharry
#interview
#parody
#royalfamily
#comedy
#meghanandharry
#bombshell
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How could I NOT take it personally???
Always a blast hanging with
@KFCBarstool
and
@FeitsBarstool
. Full episode on
@KFCradio
YouTube.
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Every person I know with five or more tweets per day has full-blown depression.
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"Excellent choice, sir. And what temperature would you like me to microwave your steak to?" - The Honest Applebees Server
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If there's one thing I hate, it's people that only hate one thing.
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What an unbelievably fun night! Thank you to
@jimmyfallon
for inviting me to make my late night television debut on
@FallonTonight
.
Tune in, folks!
#fallontonight
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Asked someone on the street for directions - their response: "Bing it". Would have been way less offended if they said "Go fuck yourself."
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Steve Harvey hosting Maury: "You are NOT the Father! ...OK folks. Uh - I have to apologize. Sir, you're gonna wanna stop break dancing now."
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I posted a video of me falling yesterday.
24 hours later, the internet did what it does best.
(Edit by
@uninstall
.this on IG)
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Here’s
@luisjgomez
crowd surfing after last night’s
@LegionOfSkanks
New Year’s show at
@TheComedyStore
. It was touch and go there for a minute.
#LegionOfSkanks
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Dance like no one is watching you through your window. Just pretend I'm not even here.
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This is fucking awesome. Looks like
@Shanemgillis
has finally won the war against
@luisjgomez
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LOL 50 Cent is so fucking stupid for not having the same exact body he did 20 years ago. What a big, dumb, fat, idiot.
#PepsiHalftime
#SuperBowl
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Anyone else having trouble finding people’s thoughts on the movie Soul???
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I played a prank on America’s Sweetheart,
@robertkellylive
.
Shot by
@brendansagalow
.
#ComedyCamp
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The King,
@mikerainey82
.
The alternate angle of
@mikerainey82
’s hard hitting manhunt journalism question is AWESOME
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No one wanted to hate the mustache more than
@luisjgomez
. (With
@BrendanSagalow
and
@ZacIsNotFunny
)
#RealAssPodcast
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Hold my calls and clear my schedule because I’ll be watching this forever.
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The objectively hilarious
@bigjayoakerson
has a new comedy special out. Enjoy it today for free.
My full special DOG BELLY is now streaming on YouTube!! Link here:
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SERIOUS QUESTION: How many of you actually wash your feet in the shower? I’m talking soap between each toe.
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“We’ll see who’s laughing when the second wave hits” - Dr. Anthony Faucci mutters to himself.
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Once
@luisjgomez
realized he could verbally harass Oakland fans, he immediately switched sides.
#LetsGoYankees
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Idk if this OCD or mental illness but is it bothering anybody else that this stop sign isn’t using official “Stop Sign font”?
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How do I act when pizza is around? Let me answer your question with a question: Have you ever played Hungry, Hungry Hippos?
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WOW! R. Kelly dropped a new single right after his explosive interview and it’s great. Share it with everyone.
#RKelly
#SurvivingRKelly
#MikeFeeney
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Not waking up my five-month-old during this makes me a black belt in Whisper Screaming.
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Dina Hashem is equal parts hilarious and kind.
Comedians that try to police comedy, THAT’S what’s offensive.
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Just overheard someone say "We've got a banana situation here" and regardless of how you interpret that, it's hilarious.
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Haha my cats are so dumb! They're confused why it's getting dark so early. It's like they don't even know that time is an illusion.
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This person explaining what “The Wire” is to the guy who created/wrote it is the PERFECT definition of Twitter.
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Back again! I will be performing at Skankfest Vegas in Las Vegas, Nevada September 29th- October 1st 2023! Tickets are on sale Monday, 4/10 at 1pm EST at
@skankfestnyc
#SkankfestVegas
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An Instagram account for an open mic in Iowa DM’d me multiple times asking why I’m not following back… In case you’re wondering how rampant mental illness is in stand-up comedy.
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Once I wake up, the countdown till coffee is on. Once I drink coffee, the countdown to booze is on.
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Jared Fogle upon hearing he has been sentenced to 15 years in prison: "Under 18? That's so f*cking hot."
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you:
#FakeSpilling
. Join the movement and use the hashtag (or tag me).
(feat.
@brendansagalow
)
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If you missed it last night, here’s the link to my
@FallonTonight
set. I had an absolute blast!
If you enjoy it, share it with a pal.
#fallontonight
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They used a tweet with FIVE likes as the source of the “outrage”. 😂😂😂
Don’t focus on the fact that the company is 80% female or that the commercial was funny. Let’s worry about what someone’s Aunt from South Dakota thinks.
Rock on,
@TommyJPope
&
@JohnnyMcKeever
. 🤘🏻🤘🏻
Cure Auto Insurance's 'Whip it Out' Super Bowl ad slammed as offensive
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but In-N-Out’s fries are inexcusably bad.
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“THE LINEUP”
One stand-up comedian must pay for their crimes.
Featuring
@JoeListComedy
@rosebudbaker
@jeremiahstandup
&
@brendansagalow
.
Share with cool kids who like to party. 🤙🏻
New videos every Monday. SUBSCRIBE:
#MikeFeeney
#Comedy
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You know when a place has two doors but only one of them opens? Yeah, fuck that straight to hell.
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I never saw Kenny Deforest not smiling.
He was always funny, perpetually positive and a pleasure to run into at shows. A great hang through and through.
I cant believe he’s gone and I’ll miss seeing him.
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My new comedy special drops tomorrow at 7 PM EST.
After multiple production companies told me it wasn’t possible, I decided to direct and edit it myself.
Tell all your friends and subscribe if you haven’t.
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The final
@IrishGoodbyePod
is out now! It carries all the emotional weight & closure of a series finale.
Thank you to everyone who’s listened over the years & to
@luisjgomez
&
@iamralphsutton
for giving us a home at
@gasdigital
.
We love you all. Enjoy.
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐓𝐨 𝐆𝐮𝐧 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥
What’s the worst that could happen???
Tag a friend & share if you care.
From my debut album, available now:
#GunControl
#MikeFeeney
#RageAgainstTheRoutine
#StandUpComedy
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I’m very excited to announce my debut album "Rage Against The Routine" is out right now! Give it a listen and share with 300 of your closest friends
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A truly terrible start to Black History Month.
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Democrat or Republican. Black or white. Rich or poor. We are ALL Americans who struggle to not pronounce the P in “Coup”.
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Congratulations to
@timjdillon
for absolutely killing last night at a sold out
@carnegiehall
!
It was an honor to be a small part of it and a night I’ll never forget.
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You all act like Trump is the most-hated man in the world, totally forgetting the person who decided "fuck" should autocorrect to "duck".
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“Rage Against The Routine” is officially up on my YouTube channel, completely free!
Over 50 minutes of stand-up, including jokes and moments that didn’t make the album.
👉🏻:
Watch, leave a comment & share with friends.
#MikeFeeney
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world Bruce Springsteen is a small town farmer.
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The drunk 60 year old heckler lady wrote a Yelp review about her experience at
@nycomedyclub
- Fact check her account of the evening with the actual video of the evening:
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“𝗪𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐆𝐔𝐘 𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐘𝐌”
In case you were wondering, going to the gym still sucks. Tag and share with a gym rat.
Featuring
@brendansagalow
.
#MikeFeeney
#Comedy
#Gym
#Wtf
#Gymrat
#Gymlife
#workout
#obnoxious
#annoying
#quarantine
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.
@JessicaKirson
is one of the funniest, kindest people I’ve ever met. It’s perfect irony that the cesspool that is Twitter would claim she’s toxic. This app is pure poison lol.
The hilarious
@JessicaKirson
has done all kinds of voices and characters that kill in front of diverse audiences. Twitter isn’t real life. The people attacking her are failures who don’t perform in front of anyone ever.
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Well,
@ATIBarstool
made realize I’m probably not a great guy.
Big thanks to
@KFCBarstool
and
@FeitsBarstool
for having me.
Watch the full video:
#MikeFeeney
#FuckCancer
#ATI
#barstoolsports
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Corona virus comedy content is a lot like the actual disease - 97% of the time it doesn’t kill.
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.
@luisjgomez
may look, sound and act like a monster but once you REALLY know him, he still won't write back to your texts. Regardless, he's a great guy who's built his career brick by brick. So go buy his special - it looks awesome! Happy Birthday Doggie!
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HELP!!! Trying to find that one podcast episode where comedians talk about comedy during COVID and pontificate on the future of stand-up.
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If New York City is dead then how did I just pay $22 for a sandwich???
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We will look back on Corona and realize that this was the peak of human creativity.
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Right before this pitch, I said to
@luisjgomez
and
@AriShaffir
“I guarantee Judge is gonna do something big this game”. Then this happened. Look how STUNNED Luis is that I called it.
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America’s Prodigal Son Has Returned.
Watch Shane’s comedy special!
This is my comedy special. It’s free and it’s on YouTube.
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