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@staticbluebat They sure as hell aren't making it a movie about how fame and being a child star ruined his life and ability to operate in a normal fashion for the rest of his life
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@thejoshl *lists many films, all considered to be the best in their class* Film Twitter: Ughhhh boring! Lol losers
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@plzbepatient He's practicing for his mugshot for when he murders everyone in that house
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@staticbluebat Stephen King quote just describing why the film works so well lmfao
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@waystargayco @cleoofffilm Critical Thought BAD
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@ConquestHead @Lol8ball Just guys being dudes
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@0liviaolive We have the greatest analytical minds out for this study
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@keffals Me walking out of best buy with a free gaming PC
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@RundownRabbit Tarantino shifting in his chair writing this part of the screenplay
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@realerjoetalley @capybaroness I heard a guy laugh, "Hey Guys!" I loved The Riddler
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@BODY_W0_WHORGAN "She's basically a sex toy and constantly manipulated by various men" Like, that's how the entire world treated her ?
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@bad2sentence Pretty great comedic timing
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@DreamLeaf5 3 actual reviews
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@LilNasX Yes, masculinity is appreciated overall, which is why society never goes nuts over tomboys or butch girls. Masculinity is seen as powerful, being strong and self reliant. That idea is rooted in history for some reason, so feminine men get cast aside or looked down on @LilNasX
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@ethan_2K2 @DiscussingFilm After credits scene where Polanksi can't flee the US and gets jailed for decades
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@littleerik "Listen kid, in this world, there are wolves, and there are sheep. Nothing personal."
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@JUNlPER I'm not listening
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@TRAlNSPOTTER Your liver after a double shot of booze and pure glucose syrup
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@keffals NPC energy
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@LilNasX The only reason the world thinks femininity isn't as important as Masculinity is because we've treated women as vessels for babies and home carers, we imposed these rules on them, prevented them from voting for a long ass time too. It's all Masculinity and how overrated it is.
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@bonkers4boobies Why do they always look like an NPC
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@PUA_DATING_TIPS The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling
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@cooIboobs He just naturally has a smile that makes him look like a skinwalker that feeds on fetal stem cells
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@JUNlPER This one wins
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The first death scene in X is possibly the most enthralling stretch of film I've seen in theaters since I saw the restaurant scene In The Godfather on the big screen @xmovie @A24 Thanks #Tiwest
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@JUNlPER 2 party system? More like 2 unwashed stinky balls system.
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@grohlsfoos Nobody remembers Cherie Currie for a reason lmao
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@CantEverDie Probably when I tried growing bread in my garden
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@JUNlPER I purposely step on every crack i see
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@nasboat5G He would do this and right when he says "stand back this might hurt somebody" he would pull out a laminated paper of some out of date meme
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@FANGORIA Are people really upset a film based on a cheesy 50s show about monsters living in the suburbs looks like one in this? Especially since Rob Zombie is a goddamn die hard Munsters nerd? I kinda trust him on this. Silent Films and Monsters are Zombies loves
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@zoebroog OP even literally mentions the choice of lens and placement of the woman in the foreground to make the house more foreboding and everyone is making fun of him :(
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@AntiNewDems Why are you taking creepshots of gay people in short skirts?
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@akafacehots @mtaibbi Bruh we heard you the first 7 times
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@JUNlPERBOT @keffals We love you juniper
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@0liviaolive He's still getting Zoom meetings with all his cinema pals wishing him a happy birthday
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@zoebroog "His name is ironic" is giving me flashbacks to when people made racist jokes or used slurs and everyone defended them saying the same exact thing.
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@LfxD10 @keffals Debates yes, inviting them to your property to laugh, hang out, and eat lunch, NO
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@MissCxyn @JUNlPER The fact I forgot about that says everything
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@JUNlPER @CCOTennessee Nothing more Christian than threatening violence against perceived "sinful" behavior
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@keffals Marjorie has Skyrim club feet it's hilarious
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@MattWalshBlog Uhm, T4T?? At least do research before spouting nonsense.
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@thom_weights The refreshing part is every younger person I see watching it never says it's a bad movie out of spite. A lot of them straight up admit it's good.
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@worldofreel The man who wrote Identity Thief wants his name removed??? It's either the worst script ever, or Eli wrote better than him
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@NattieForsyth @TheQueenofSkaro I would never joke about her in a bad way
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@TheRussianMafi6 @DreamLeaf5 That 500$ gift card from Daily Wire is talking lmao
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@wonderbreader @JUNlPER @westofmain_ She's suing the piss out of the department that ignored her pleas about wanting to be on a no swatting list because people seriously seemed like they were going to. They didn't listen.
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@ALoafOfDrPepper @redead_v2 I mean, it depends if you prefer satire in mostly comedy form or satire in horrifying stream of consciousness sadism
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@fillefoux I literally cannot read books or focus my eyes on objects without Vyvanse. My vision is blurry, I lose all responsibility and work ethic. We don't take it to get high. Or to use "Meth"
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@NerdyInNOLA Funny part is this film is basically unavailable everywhere because Harvey Weinstein ran away with the rights
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@tinywienerbabe I literally need to re-record a song I made about shoplifting because my favorite cashews went from 16$ to 20$ in a single month. "It ensures goods are not hoarded" it ensures people don't buy them lmao
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@CantEverDie The "My Cat" frame with the rat picture is genius
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@staticbluebat @capybaroness I need to know what Ice T said in this episode I swear to God
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@context_exe @DoctorPenisBoob Avant Garde Comedy Penis Puppet Show
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@Shlormp @thejoshl And the 4 hour film where nothing happens
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@MOMMYBlGDICK This is the speech Elon wanted to free???
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@echo2905 @alovetrilogy That was Giorgio Morodor! Both indispensable talents.
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@capybaroness His Snoop Dogg podcast was top cringe too. How annoying and terrible do you have to be to make a podcast with snoop Dogg awful
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@xSonicFrost @halomancer1 They probably all bought "I am Kenough" sweatshirts
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@halomancer1 Fidget toys for ADHD
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@InRangeTV I remember in Gettysburg seeing multiple photos of soldiers carrying 3 or 4 revolvers. Not cylinders. I was gobsmacked because those black powder revolvers are heavy as hell!
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Attention all Males, Females, and beings of an unspecified gender; I have finally found a safety razor that handles body hair with ease!! (Even Bawls) All other saftey razors I used on my legs and chest failed miserably. The Rockwell 6C excels.
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@MOMMYBlGDICK Non Binary santa
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@staticbluebat What kind of film fan are you??? I like The Movies
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@goatedtranny They didn't pass the vibe check and are making it everyone else's problem
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#bettercallsaul episode 12 title leak!
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@wonderbreader @JUNlPER @westofmain_ She has a really good case on emotional damage and police not doing their job well
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@keffals The weak fear the strong
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I've always hated my body, but I'm down 35 pounds and I'm looking for positive vibes. I can't wait to lose even more!! UwU #femboy #weightloss
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@KnowNothingTV Why does this look like a pre recorded threat by a villain in a batman movie or something
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@SnobertStake @whale_defense @WyattDuncan Last time I went to a concert I chainsmoked an entire pack of spirits instead of talking to anyone
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@UncutLifter @zhang_heqing BeamNGdrive. Physics based car simulation
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@EngBatikoy What about the camps being liberated and the troops being so horrified they would kill SS men and the prisoners would too. Surely it wasn't because they had a swimming pool and nice amenities?
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@ruth_walshe @elegantheaux @jenbrained And in that article it still states that reoffense in a 9 year period is still over 60%.
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@staticbluebat This keeps blowing my notifications up. Being a celebrity must be annoying as fuck
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I had to watch that lifetime movie about the teenager that gets a porn addiction that ruins his life lmao
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The unholy duo of being played in Health class but had terrible and dishonest messaging when you actually think about it
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@reelinked @marlongiraldo7 My man Howard didn't deserve that shit I stg.
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@BanditAnarch161 Americans would try it and the minute they can't get fast food or expensive trucks they'd break down crying
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@FizzAgain @Bolverk15 You could buy a 1:1 replica of a lightsaber that's perfect from solos hold or Roman props for less than that!
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@RightWingWatch Kanye is just Cartman now?
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@ThatTwinkDan @Sammi_Slammy My favorite bot interaction on Twitter to date
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