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I’m very famous. Beloved by people the world over for my stunning insights into the human condition. Co-host of @pacino_pod with @kaliebud

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Jane Altoids
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i am the last living celebrity.
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It’s Friday now but you can still send things.
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Mary-Kate Olsen has stated “The downfall of Maximilien Robespierre was sad but inevitable”. Source: Us
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yes true I agree.
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Michelle Pfeiffer in Married to the Mob (Demme, 1988)
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RT @Nick_Newman: The Safdies can reunite and combine what they’ve learned on a biopic about the guy who made the light-up yo yo.
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This is so stupid, I love it.
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NW
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RT @isabeatty: i’m happy as a pig in riot gear.
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RT @judysquirrels: so funny to me that a core part of zionism now is pretending that fake-sounding propaganda “movies” are real and that th….
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RT @Justin_SofOK: 8-year-old me when someone asked what candy I had at home. #wwe03
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RT @Sashamak: Jerry: so the Fremen think…that you….George Costanza…is their messiah?.George: It’s possible.
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RT @TheGayChingy: "something bout the way you taste makes me wanna clear my throat" is an absolutely bananas opening line for a song. bravo….
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This is ideal pro wrestling, you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.
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Love is real, and love is spectacular. #wwe03
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RT @yugiohmachinim2: I .Am #voting #TRUMP Because #Barron wouldbe the perfect #Husband for my #Daughters
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RT @weardjupiter: castration songs cassette available now
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RT @Justin_SofOK: Fascism has arrived on our doorstep. #wwe03
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RT @Justin_SofOK: No, don't call him. #wwe03
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I only found out the major purpose of the fadeout was so that DJs could talk over the ending of the song as they played it on the radio within the past few years but that makes a lot of sense.
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Timothy Leary still being alive to do an appearance on Space Ghost Coast to Coast still trips me out.
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i love that adult swim is so clearly fed up of Hbo max's bullshit. most of the shows they took off are now put up on their site with every single episode available for free with no cable login or anything. my followers have no excuse to not binge all 7 seasons of Venture Bros
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