Siobhan 🏺⛏️🐇
@ethernethottie
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30 | she/they | 18+ MDNI | A rare transfem archaeologist | my husband is @mosshroom666 | Bunnygirl Bitch, Diggin holes in your ditch | NSFW alt @internet_hottie
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"Taking HRT will just make you look like your mother," uhhhhhhhhh PROMISE?? 🥺
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Bitches are always like "Omg Siobhan, post ass. Omg internethottie show us that hog", but no one ever says "Siobhan, drop your pan-fried tofu recipe"
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@SwampCommunist
I've followed Kyle Gordon for a while on TikTok. I think he's a really smart comedian with a lot of creativity and range. I think you're 100% right.
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@madisontayt_
In fairness, though, the submersible was making terrifying sounds for a long while beforehand, and for at least a minute before the implosion happened, they lost power and were basically free falling into the ocean depths. So chances are, they knew that they were going to die.
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@FaatiTheStreet
I love jarlic and will defend it with my dying breath.
I will say that the frozen fresh garlic in the lil pods is better though.
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Love bottoming but hate the prep?? Well I'm here to tell you about a widely available product...
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@plaidpervert
It's one thing if you just don't think Cobain was trans. But the fact that so many TERFS are in these replies getting so mad about suggesting that Cobain may have been trans means that it's will never not be cool and correct as hell to suggest that he was.
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@hasfineposture
I've followed her for a while and she always starts en media res like an epic Greek tragedy, and she's never missed.
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Btw I got married a few weeks ago 🥰 me and my husband are just getting the photos back now and 🥺🥹💞🔥💘
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@FaatiTheStreet
This stuff! It's frozen crushed garlic that comes in these little pods. You pop them out and toss them in whatever you're cooking. It has that freshly crushed garlic taste without the hassle of actually peeling and crushing the garlic yourself!
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Building a time machine so I can go back and let pre-transition Siobhan top me
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@deepdownderp
@_living_rose_
Ironically, given what Twitter became, the early days were all about being as edgy as possible. For many, it was ironic. Obviously, not for everyone ☠️
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Real talk: why do so many trans women cry with divine ecstasy when being topped? Myself included
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yall ever c*m so much you worry your HRT is fucked up lmao
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It's official -- I am now a 30 year old woman. My 20s are done, and we're onto the next decade 🥰 won't you wish an Irish girl happy birthday today?
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@judgementshae
It's always "hot" vs "cringe" which is why I seek to become as hot as possible while maintaining maximum cringe to shatter this false dichotomy forever
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The thing about the Amazon basics skirt is that it works if you work it
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Tired of transbians thinking all they need is some liquid eyeliner and that fuckass brown lipstick. Girl take your ass to my house rn and bring wine, butternut squash, onion, beans, celery, carrots, bell peppers, tomatoes, chipotles, and poppers. We're gonna make chili and fuck.
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Fun game -- how many times will I be misgendered today while working at this construction site?
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Yeah it like barely does anything
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Cool lil find from today -- a historic laundry detergent bottle!
Also no one misgendered me, so can I get some W's in chat?
Fun game -- how many times will I be misgendered today while working at this construction site?
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@Gannon_144
@Esqueer_
You'll never believe this, but the mega-wealthy anti-union industrialist who grew up in apartheid South Africa is not, in fact, on the left, nor has he ever been.
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@geezusshow
@nominalnaomi
Imagine paying $8 a month to boost your engagement and visibility and still only having 11 followers. You are pathetic.
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How I look going to the DMV to renew my license with my deadname and Male on it
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Told the cis guy I'm working with this week what the process of electrolysis is, and he looked at me with a new respect. These boys don't even KNOW what we go through!!!
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Alright, you thirsty sluts want the recipe?
1) dice a pound of hard tofu and char it in a pan with 2 tbsp of oil on medium high heat.
2) mix 2 oz soy sauce, 2 oz teriyaki, 4 cloves of garlic, 2 tbsp ginger, 2 tbsp chia seeds, 2 tbsp of corn starch, and a half cup water
Imagine eating this on a romantic evening alone with me
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*extremely surprised voice* what? F1nn5ter is on HRT? noooooooo waaaaaaaaaay
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Accepting kisses rn, send your application to my DMs
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I love ending my bloodline forever (taking exogenous sex hormones to become a beautiful woman)
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@externusgender
@byebyebbyblue_
*falls for obvious interaction bait because I'm vain and beautiful*
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Going to the grocery store unshaven but not boymoding is an advanced kind of transness that I do not necessarily enjoy, but I did have a cis lesbian come up from behind me and say "I love your leggings 😏" so there's that
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Please invite me to a party and put me first in line for drinks and cocaine and tell me how pretty I am and touch me a lot and make me feel like your number one priority
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First day at my new job! Hoping I dressed feminine enough to not be misgendered but not too feminine lest I become a threat to the middle-aged cis women I will be working with, AMA.
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@mishy0922
@StephenCaseyRea
@dobelieveinfree
He misspells a word and then blames you for it I'm CACKLING.
Stephen, you are a bountiful cringe cow that I will continue to milk. Thank you for being so unhinged.
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I regret to inform you that I am attracted to some cis men 🙄
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This guy drank a CBD beverage and had the first restful night of his life. Now, he's blaming it all on Satan
Cannabis is a silent epidemic wreaking havoc on the American family.
A friend brought some of these over and I drank two around 8pm.
My body completely shut down and I slept from 9pm until 10am. I slept through Sunday Mass.
How is this legal, with such innocent packaging?
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@StephenCaseyRea
@mishy0922
@dobelieveinfree
You post so atrociously I literally gained 15 followers from dunking on you. It's time to log off old chap
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You spot her on a walk around the neighborhood. She smiles at you but you can hear her music blaring through the headphones. How do you open?
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MA'AM'ED BY THE GAS STATION CASHIER LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
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Catch me in rural Texas NOT boymoding but with two-day stubble. I'm ready to fucking FIGHT today
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Going on a date with me involves me being late almost always. Then we go to the grocery store to pick up ingredients, and after you have to listen to me talk in the kitchen for an hour while I cook. Then I serve you the best chili you've ever had.
Who wont me
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Passing is not the goal of being trans. The goal of being trans is to love yourself and others so vehemently that you spit in the face of God
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@halomancer1
They are proving the adage that conservatives can't be funny. They come up with a premise and then become too angry to think of a punchline
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If every week is as good as this one, I think I'm really gonna enjoy this job 💞
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Being a woman is honestly so great and I love it, but being on estrogen makes it impossible to employ my favorite coping strategy -- burying my emotions forever.
Yeah so now a certain song comes on and suddenly I'm openly weeping in the supermarket 🤪
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@venitta
@pepedownunder
@vic_tracy
My favorite part is all the selective editing and disingenuous interviewing he does. It's great to see a man make such ineffective points that all you can see is bald, bigoted propaganda! It'll make your brain rot in the best way. Enjoy!
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@FaatiTheStreet
Of course! They also make frozen pods of ginger and I think parsley? I use a lot of garlic and ginger in my cooking, so I always have these in my freezer
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@wanderingdahl
Yeah my Southern ass cannot read this without feeling upset for our transfeminine queen.
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I'm suuuuuper close to hitting 1k! What should I do when I reach that milestone?
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Life update: I got a new girlfriend! Asked this girl I've been seeing the other day and she said yes! So now I have a husband, and two girlfriends 😅
For understandable reasons, I am now thoroughly polysaturated and will not be taking new applicants, sorry!
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I just heard a whisper from this forest beckoning me to enter lol should I go, chat?
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Update -- my HRT is fucked up.
Taking a break from Twitter today bc I'm suffering. If we're moots, hmu on discord but otherwise see y'all later
yall ever c*m so much you worry your HRT is fucked up lmao
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@bobacat_kittea
@hecubian_devil
I think berating people on the internet, especially people talking about service work which is a coercive environment, is not the best way to go about abolishing pervasive social norms. Especially when you start to project deeply personal struggles on innocuous social situations.
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@wzfrzm1s
@_BoredMF_
Have fun killing anti-Semitic Jewish stereotypes while your slave cheers you on! And make sure not to get cross-eyed looking at those whopping 26 total spells in a game about casting spells lmao
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I'm starting to get a lot more ma'am's from strangers. This is huge for me. It's happening
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@hausofdecline
It's simple really. Just say a one word response but misspell it and add letters to indicate your level of rapturous desire.
For example...
Woahgh
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@gng68871758
@justacoverband
If you actually look at the chat log, it was hardly bullying. It was a few people saying that they were disappointed. I am disappointed too. And if that was enough to make them cry, then they shouldn't have bought and streamed the game.
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Wish me luck chat I'm working with two cis men today, one of whom looks at me like he's saying the f-slur in his mind every time 🥰
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@Gannon_144
@Esqueer_
Elon Musk is probably one of the most right wing people alive and he always has been.
Also, there's no such thing as a non-ideological person. Especially not a public figure. That just straight up does not exist.
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Doing research on the best lingerie to buy for a gocked up tgirl like me, call that transvestigating
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March 2020: unhappy while thinking about or looking at myself at any moment
March 2024: bursting with joy and a love for life
March 2020: just smile, things will get better
March 2024: they got better 😊
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The face of a girl who hit overtime yesterday and still has a shift tomorrow
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Feminem-maxxing omw to my first big survey project. We're gonna dig SO MANY HOLES, chat.
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@VoidYoshiGirl
@TakesAppalling
If the cishets cosplaying as gays that run that account found out about transmasc femboys, their heads would explode and they'd drown in their own spit from frothing at the mouth too hard.
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Tbh I need to follow more trans women of color. I need to hear about a broader range of trans experiences and actively combat how overwhelmingly white so much of transfemme culture is.
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Omg no makeup no filter qrt chain? I like this!
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Yeah you bet I'm in the DMs of every cute trans girl on this app posting videos of myself spinning in a dress for the first time
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