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The Shogun’s Decapitator. *Rightful* heir to the Murray’s Hair Pomade fortune. 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩

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I wrote about Ka, one of the greatest writers to ever live, who inspired not just through his art but through how he lived his life.
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Gotta go.
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RT @judysquirrels: que.
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RT @FameOn30: I don’t think people realize how sad it is looking back that they wasted this Steph year in 22-23 . 29/6/6 on 49/42/90 + so c….
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RT @35ddarko: .@criterion this is your chance just screen record kotfm.
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RT @nalbis: damn and only one of them liked my letterboxd review.
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Every variation of the “niggas be named James” joke I’ve seen fails to capture the absurdity of the original.
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niggas be named max but do the minimum.
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RT @_killing_my_ass: incredible shot from our fantasy football league loser punishment
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RT @Srirachachau: If they make it??.
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RT @jakebrodes: A woman never receives her poké burrito. A man’s ride home from the bar never comes. But two robots share a kiss in the coo….
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RT @_Zeets: Whenever someone posts that they read a large number of books on here, people lose their minds because they want everyone else….
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RT @JohnDiLillo: the two best bonds for my money (connery and crsig) were both surprising choices for the character (scottish and blonde, r….
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RT @fakelogic: People who talk about “can’t mortgage the future” rarely acknowledge how the org did a *reverse* mortgage on Steph’s present….
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RT @CityLightSports: The next decade is *already mortgaged*. You burn bright, and you burn out, then build up again. You don't sell out the….
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RT @hermit_hwarang: “Landlords shouldn’t profit” isn’t the socialist position. Land, like other means of production, should be collectively….
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RT @TylerIAm: What if 2010 tom brady ran for 900 yards also for shits and giggles.
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RT @baileylikemovie: it should be a legal requirement for every city to have an IMAX screen.
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RT @GoodVibePolitik: Landlords like to act as if they’re simply receiving compensation for a service when the reality is that they’re hoard….
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RT @lnferno_hb: megumi ishitani. actually absurd work
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